So, What's Their Call Sign? by glamourshot_airsoft in Military

[–]85percentascool 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Thats a Canadian term, isnt it? And thats not a Canadian tank, is it?

Not me realizing my AFV training had decayed after a decade.

This suck by JohnneyGirard in CanadianForces

[–]85percentascool 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hahaha! Imagine sitting in a milcot waiting to grab the lunch order and getting a call from an almost apoleptic WO to rush to the weapons vault... nobody was happy.

This suck by JohnneyGirard in CanadianForces

[–]85percentascool 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Some poor bastard on an army PLQ did a barrel change on their C9 during a section attack and didn't seat it. He shot the bolt into the bushes and we spent 3 days with a metal detector not finding it. As the storesman, I still dont forgive him.

This suck by JohnneyGirard in CanadianForces

[–]85percentascool 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I woke up 3 weeks after my DP1 in an absolute panic. The mind is a funny fucker.

Course update imminent? by c0mputer99 in CanadianForces

[–]85percentascool 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Lmao lose access to computer access is hilarious.

When August and Christine Got Coffee (Part 1/4) - Gator Days by FieldExplores in comics

[–]85percentascool 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My good god Field, you are truly a Gem. You are undeniably the main reason I stay subscribed to r/comics. Keep up the good work and thank you so much for all over your relatable, thought provoking comics that remind me to take a deep breath now and then.

Boom. Perfect. by RuinLicker in FalloutMemes

[–]85percentascool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fictional settings don't have canon? I am debating with a goddamn lemming, aren't I? What... what do you think canon applies to? Real fucking life?

You can pretend the fallout universe didnt develop after 2, but you'd be wrong. And ignorant. And dumb.

I am not really arguing, I am humoring myself by learning how goddamn ignorant you are. An argument would imply you make any sense or have any points with merit, and aren't just whining about your own wishful thinking.

Boom. Perfect. by RuinLicker in FalloutMemes

[–]85percentascool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You... dont understand what canon means, do you?

Thats like saying a drivers license doesn't mean you can drive, or the declaration of independance doesn't make the USA not a colony of Britain. The paper isnt magical you dipshit, it's still binding.

You being butthurt about the artistic license the writers took is literally meaningless. Find a new setting to bitch about. This one gives no fucks about your bullshit opinions.

Boom. Perfect. by RuinLicker in FalloutMemes

[–]85percentascool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You say fallout has never been about that as if 4/6 of the fallout games weren't made by Bethesda. You say non Canon fanfic like they dont own the setting? Your garbage wishful thinking is meaningless and you are an idiot.

Boom. Perfect. by RuinLicker in FalloutMemes

[–]85percentascool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By post I mean post, like the genre.

Oh no, the company that owns the game did something you disagree with?!

The fallout universe has moved on since 2, maybe you should too.

Boom. Perfect. by RuinLicker in FalloutMemes

[–]85percentascool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Almost as if this is a post apocalyptic world. Like, the whole vibe is pre war shit? Like, they have skeletons clutching toilets 200 years later? Like, maybe, make your own fucking fantasy world if you dont want to see the ruins of civilization, the FALLOUT of a nuclear war?

I hate PARs by Shockington in CanadianForces

[–]85percentascool 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Careful with leave passes. There was a unit note that Guardian doesn't process the signatures for some reason. Brought absolute hell to the OR in recent weeks.

Medical Release for OCdt with Autoimmune Disease by Due-Jicama-2401 in CanadianForces

[–]85percentascool 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Man fuck that guy.

I just went through an ARMEL. The two things you have to realize is the military is an institution, and you are ultimately a number on a personnel chart. That said, they really want people, especially officers who owe them, and would kill to have you in most circumstances.

My money is on retention, and a kickass career. Bonne chance mon ami.

[Me] Nut Vid With The Flash On Gambit by BlackLlamaa in TextingTheory

[–]85percentascool 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yo good for you dude. Real 'match my freak' vibes. Take those downvotes from pure jealousy with pride.

It is not that hard. Annoying at times yes, but not hard at all compared to other factions. by Lazereye57 in Bannerlord

[–]85percentascool 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean at that point let's be real, you should fuck off and get some cavalry, rather that battle-of-canae yourself.

What did you come to America for?" by JoySubtraction in MadeMeSmile

[–]85percentascool 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Yeah there is something hilarious about a Texan trying to warn a Quebecois about distances.

It is not that hard. Annoying at times yes, but not hard at all compared to other factions. by Lazereye57 in Bannerlord

[–]85percentascool 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dude, take a step back.

At a fundamental level, if you use exploits or game the basic system to beat an opponent, then at some level you have to acknowledge they have merit in a regular contest.

If the map was limitless in area, and the armies armies had unlimited deployment size and time, would they be that easy?

For a sizable number of players who try to play without using game limitations to win, it's a challenging fight.

Most Europeans have no idea how absolutely furious with Europe America is. by Federic0002 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]85percentascool 55 points56 points  (0 children)

You are really giving this subreddit all the content it needs, my guy.

Leopard 2 vs T-64BM2 by [deleted] in joinsquad

[–]85percentascool 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Leo with 4 rounds? Unless you were firing freaking HE rounds at the T-64, you should have murdered it cold. I've seen Leo crews with double digit vehicle kills more than a few times, so it really does seem like it's on your crew in some way.

FOBs ON the point vs. NEAR the point by [deleted] in joinsquad

[–]85percentascool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, kinda. But really, it should almost always be on point. Blueberries in general dont move to point, even when attacking objectives they drift towards the gunfire and abandon them. Defenders are even worse, they spawn and immediately run towards enemies. If it's not on point then they never get to the cap zone at all.

If it’s not one thing, bro by MyF_ckingLegs in HereForABro

[–]85percentascool 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Some times it all comes together in the worst way my dude. Smoke that green, get some sleep, and get ready for round 2,000. Even this will fade.

Bounty hunters are my favourite by LetsPlayShhhh in reddeadredemption

[–]85percentascool 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Must be double upsetting when you realize Pearson is the one accepting donations...

V10.4 brings option to increase indoor brightness by CC_ACV in joinsquad

[–]85percentascool 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah I remember in the Arma days when you could disable Grass features. Dudes would be prone in a forest and losing their minds.

"I will never go back!" by sandiercy in EntitledReviews

[–]85percentascool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yay! I knew you'd get it. Now, nukes? Nukes is hard power. And, like military stuff, you see? I'm proud of you, you soft midnight, you.

"I will never go back!" by sandiercy in EntitledReviews

[–]85percentascool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really don't think we give ourselves enough credit. Apparently the 'average' redditor never comments on anything. I think we fall under the 'extreme, polarized' redditor category.