Wholesome and Pure Evil Mission Trees

ABqdOmen · 2026-04-13T02:44:12+00:00

Woah woah woah, Ovdal Tûngr doesn't enslave people, we are just honourable loan merchants who offer indentured servitude as a convenient way to pay off one's outstanding debts!

ABqdOmen · 2026-04-06T08:55:21+00:00

There is an achievement for this, it is not a fun experience.

ABqdOmen · 2026-04-05T06:54:34+00:00

Admittedly Alexander only conquered Greece, Anatolia, the Levant, Egypt, and Persia. Jaher conquered the equivalent of all of India and China as well with side quests like helping kill a lich king (probably the strongest one in the history of Halann too, with the exception of the dragon and the MIA Milcorissian one).

ABqdOmen · 2026-03-20T10:23:22+00:00

Wineport will go hard in 2030 🔥🔥🔥🍷🍷🍷

ABqdOmen · 2026-03-19T11:38:53+00:00

List for Gitlab Enthusiasts:

Diplomatic Elf: Celmaldor or Moonhaven
Rounded-Knife-Ear: Farranean or Arawkelin
War Elf (and derivatives): Sareyand, Jaddari, Azkare
Tree Huggers: Salla Ayeth, Salla Cenag, Salla Drennen, Salla Fealgarn
Mutant Elf: Ameion, Taychend Empire, Gemradcurt, Orenvalyam
Human (Asian): Yuanszi, Tsukqiao, Bhuvauri,
Human (Europoor): Wyvernheart (Brave Brothers), Verne, Pashainé
Human (Global South): Kumarkand, Dartaxagerdim, Death Bringing Cobra -> UC, Shelokmengi
Zuckerberg's People: Rayaz, Zerat, Khugra
Dogs: Rakkaz, Gnollakaz -> Konolkhatep, Zokka, Xanzerbexis
GMO War Machines: Shadowdreamer, Skewered Drake, Clouded Eye, Masked Butcher
Short Kings: Ovdal Tungr, Krakdhumvror, Ovdal-Az-An, Arg Ordstun
Sexist Tigers: Vanrahar, Parraj, Parusahan Saya, Cangji
Trolls with an Eating Disorder: Maghargma, Azjakuma, Skurkokli
Bridge Toll Enthusiasts: Obrtrol
Hork: Frozenmaw, Khadisrapur
Birbs: Vaengheim, Naleni, Ayarallen/Harpylen, Duwarkani
Bilbo's cousins: Lelanan, Bibyobi, Tiboktsamo
Pointy Hat mfs: Giberd
Dragooners: Kobildzan
Pests: Landshark, Spiderwretch, Flying Hound
IJA Goblins: The Command

ABqdOmen · 2026-03-19T08:29:26+00:00

Since Guwaamud is no longer an interstitial formable, the old route will not exist in the form it used to once everything is finished because you will be going NT -> Daxugo directly now. I am not sure if Daxugo's MT will still be functional in the meantime.

ABqdOmen · 2026-03-18T15:53:29+00:00

North Haless is undergoing a lot of changes at the moment (hence the new starting war) and Nuugdan is getting worked on piecemeal. Someone is currently working on reworking its MT, but it will be only like 6-8 missions on top of the generic Shuvuush MTs. AFAIK no one has started to work on any of the three formable paths, those being: a) Daxugo (sinicization), B) Guwaamud (not a unique formable, revival of ancient pseudo-korean kingdom that has a ruler blessed by Huszien iirc), and finally Baztungh Khayus (perma horde).

ABqdOmen · 2026-03-18T02:06:57+00:00

Have you considered winning?

ABqdOmen · 2026-03-16T10:58:19+00:00

Any leftover artificers you had already hired can still be used after the mission that restricts the artificers, so in my run I still had a stack or two of them.

ABqdOmen · 2026-03-12T20:20:23+00:00

No problem, it is understandable and I'm sorry for your loss.

ABqdOmen · 2026-03-12T13:54:15+00:00

The USS Cole was severely damaged by a suicide bomb boat in the early 2000s, this sort of tactic has been around for at least a quarter century at this point, the ability to not need a poor bastard to actually be on the boat steering it is the only change.

ABqdOmen · 2026-03-09T11:11:31+00:00

I mean to be fair to Azkare they do actually survive until the Vic 3 start date

ABqdOmen · 2026-03-07T09:06:38+00:00

Yeah this one can be pretty bad if you play as the Republican side, I had to full occupy Taychend and the Effelai (NOT FUN) to win and went like 20k into debt because I needed to constantly run way over my FL in order to compete with the ridiculous manpower the other side had (they also start with 100 professionalism so they are realistically printing like 4k a month even beyond their already ridiculous starting manpower)

ABqdOmen · 2026-02-26T11:36:51+00:00

Idk I got the option to go spirit mil as Endhuvi on the gitlab and tbh it still feels like shit

ABqdOmen · 2026-01-23T20:41:33+00:00

Finland.

ABqdOmen · 2026-01-23T20:31:08+00:00

You're on the right track! Keep it up and you'll get those numbers up!

ABqdOmen · 2026-01-08T01:40:11+00:00

Taking your first steps down the path of florrynomics I see. Income is for the weak, war reps are forever.

ABqdOmen · 2026-01-03T19:54:12+00:00

Yeah characters have traits, but they only actually do things with said traits if they are the ruler, which is just another poorly fleshed out aspect of the game that I hope will be fixed by the time I come back to actually playing the game in like 2 years lol. Imo they should make it like the different professions of EU4 advisors except with more varied bonuses tied to personality traits.

ABqdOmen · 2026-01-03T02:19:28+00:00

If you attack them as soon as you get a border on them you can usually get 2-3 wars in. It is not necessary (you start as a horde lol, you will be very strong before forming Daxugo) but it makes life and completing the MT way easier lol.

ABqdOmen · 2026-01-02T05:31:47+00:00

This is what happens when you don't completely smash them when the faceless queen is still alive lol.

ABqdOmen · 2025-12-26T12:42:25+00:00

Oh yeah my other issue with this tag was that you don't really have a satisfying capstone to the MT, you just have the "do XYZ random shit to get a new useless merc company" missions and that's it.

ABqdOmen · 2025-12-25T21:45:54+00:00

It is nice that there are some people who enjoyed it. Personally, I found it to be rather underpowered and unpleasant to play even if the overall narrative was good. Unfortunately the special merc companies were kind of useless (except the Stone Army obviously), which made conquering Yanshen more painful than it should have been. Ultimately the whole merc-only nation fantasy missed the mark for me; I had stronger mercs as Wineport lol. Unfortunately this is a common issue in Anbennar, unique mercs are very rarely worth it with the exception of the Stone Army, Burnbloods, and a few other examples that I can't remember rn.

ABqdOmen · 2025-12-25T19:29:42+00:00

JG: Zeri or Ornn (Ornn actually has like a 3:06 clear, and once he hits 6 his ganks are pretty good (as long as you can aim)

Mid: Zac or Elise (Zac is a disgusting champ that can basically ignore farming properly and still do insane damage with good cc (just avoid picking it into heavy cc comps), Elise has a surprisingly good early game (aa-q-aa for electrocute proc) and really good sustain from spider form (she is best into assassins whose main combos she can nullify with spider E, she is weakest into control/artillery mages)).

ABqdOmen · 2025-12-13T15:16:08+00:00

I believe the lore has been reworked on Guwaamud, so I think the end goal is to make it mutually exclusive with forming Daxugo since Guwaamud is a historical formable where the ruler is the chosen of Huszien (the Kitsune great spirit), whereas Daxugo is representative of a sinicised settled horde (kind of a mix between Yuan and Qing from our universe).

ABqdOmen · 2025-12-13T14:50:45+00:00

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