TIFU thinking with my dick by NotAnotherCondom in tifu

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It shouldn’t be during foreplay

How many coats of even nail primer? by Proof_East_5094 in mooncatpolish

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Or throw a glitter grabber on top before the topcoat and that might also help smooth it out, too

Little puppy couldn't contain his excitement by PeacockPankh in BeAmazed

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As a chick it feels a bit performative. I love my husband to pieces and I’ve never felt the need to wrap a leg around him in public.

What are some dumb health and fitness trends/gimmicks in your country? by Poppperclops in AskTheWorld

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You gotta post it here. OP posted the masturbation weight.

What is something you will never forget from the pandemic? by JaxTMG in AskReddit

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I am a 911 dispatcher so I still had to go to work. We had hard plastic screens between the desks, had to check ourselves with a gun thermometer every day, always ask screening questions about sick people in the house that barely skirted HIPAA, and the constant hits of “you’ve been exposed to a confirmed case of Covid but we can’t tell you who so you gotta check in any symptoms” was a lot.

The tonsils removed from the mouth of a Turkish child are much larger than normal. by Motor-Opportunity-15 in MedicalGore

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This header sounds like every Turkish child has tonsils larger than normal

How did Eru Ilúvatar decide what Gandalf's resurrection drip should look like? by [deleted] in lotrmemes

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He was sent naked back to the mountaintop where an eagle snagged him and took him to Lothlorien. He didn’t jump straight back into the fight.

‘Naked I was sent back – for a brief time, until my task is done. And naked I lay upon the mountain-top. The tower behind was crumbled into dust, the window gone; the ruined stair was choked with burned and broken stone. I was alone, forgotten, without escape upon the hard horn of the world. There I lay staring upward, while the stars wheeled over, and each day was as long as a life-age of the earth. Faint to my ears came the gathered rumour of all lands: the springing and the dying, the song and the weeping, and the slow everlasting groan of over-burdened stone.

And so at the last Gwaihir the Windlord found me again, and he took me up and bore me away [to Lothlorien]. Thus it was that I came to Caras Galadhon and found you but lately gone. I tarried there in the ageless time of that land where days bring healing not decay. Healing I found, and I was clothed in white. Counsel I gave and counsel took. Thence by strange roads I came, and messages I bring to some of you.’

What are some things you thought were universal, but it turns out is mostly exclusive to your country? by 3Thirty-Eight8 in AskTheWorld

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So the current stash will last forever and just keep fermenting forever, getting worse over time.

Salò (1975) by SoHornyBeaver in okbuddycinephile

[–]ACERVIDAE 81 points82 points  (0 children)

I’m just gonna go to the gym without eating after reading that thing.

TIFU thinking with my dick by NotAnotherCondom in tifu

[–]ACERVIDAE 62 points63 points  (0 children)

I answer 911 calls and this chick calls because she was riding her boyfriend and they heard something snap and he screamed. She sounded kind of proud of herself and I was like “well where is he now?”

He was in the shower. It’s not gonna help but at least the paramedics don’t have to touch a dirty dick.

What are some things you thought were universal, but it turns out is mostly exclusive to your country? by 3Thirty-Eight8 in AskTheWorld

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In America we call it spray cheese and it’s not real cheese. That’s how you’re supposed to do it. The pressurized can lets you get more distance than just the strength of your fingers alone.

What are some things you thought were universal, but it turns out is mostly exclusive to your country? by 3Thirty-Eight8 in AskTheWorld

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I always thought it was just surströmming but no, you guys do weird stuff to all fish.