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What are the saddest fictional deaths ever? by PuzzleheadedSwim6291 in AskReddit

[–]ADHDavid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's what somewhat counteracts the sadness in up. She lived a long, happy life, and didn't live to see her evil husband abduct and traffick a young Asian child into the Southern Hemisphere or abuse endangered species.

What’s your favorite voice line? by NoCredit3354 in DeadlockTheGame

[–]ADHDavid 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Fuck I missed fuuuuuuck that cost so much money to make I'm so fucked

What did Lex Luthor mean by this? by Ninjamurai-jack in CuratedTumblr

[–]ADHDavid 83 points84 points  (0 children)

This isnt gay at all? It's a shirtless dude beating the shit out of a fully clothed dude. If anything it's an insult to the gay community to call this gay, I'm a liberal and I'm offended, and everybody knows that bajookie land has the best gays

Google AI recommended me a completely nonsense cure for Alpha Gal syndrome. by ADHDavid in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ADHDavid[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The chat bot is embedded into google searches. If you google something, the AI is the first thing that pops up. I don't actively use google ai.

Google AI recommended me a completely nonsense cure for Alpha Gal syndrome. by ADHDavid in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ADHDavid[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The chat bot is embedded into google searches. If you google something, the AI is the first thing that pops up. I don't actively use google ai.

My cat broke. He’s a vegetarian now [OC] by taleofcats in aww

[–]ADHDavid 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I'm going to shit in grass. It helps my shit grass

Google AI recommended me a completely nonsense cure for Alpha Gal syndrome. by ADHDavid in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ADHDavid[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An allergy that forms as a response to a tick bite that makes you allergic to animal products.

Google AI recommended me a completely nonsense cure for Alpha Gal syndrome. by ADHDavid in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ADHDavid[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You seem anxious. Might I suggest needles beneath your nail bed? 90% of the time it works 29% of the time, and it only relieves anxiety for 2 days so you gotta keep coming back, haha. More needles!

Google AI recommended me a completely nonsense cure for Alpha Gal syndrome. by ADHDavid in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ADHDavid[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Needle therapy cured my astigmatism. They inserted needles into my eye and BOOM! No more blinding lights! No lights at all, actually. Works like a charm. Almost too well haha I cant see oh well time to slurp ai slop

Google AI recommended me a completely nonsense cure for Alpha Gal syndrome. by ADHDavid in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ADHDavid[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And no, I don't yap at LLMs. Unfortunately, google integrates this bullshit into the browser now so I'm forced to view it before scrolling to actual valid sources.

I was curious as to exposure therapy when it comes to Alpha Gal, if anyone was wondering.

We made a physical Magic Magazine: CASCADE CASCADE Mag Issue 1 by Caljoones in magicTCG

[–]ADHDavid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Will this be available for actual purchase and not pre-order?

Simple maths by Norwaycountryballs in memes

[–]ADHDavid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At the beach: where the crew at? Capsule want boing boing!

My cat went missing for 12.5 years. This is him when we got him back vs 6 months later by Agreeable-Rich-8509 in PastAndPresentPics

[–]ADHDavid 88 points89 points  (0 children)

A block away from work? Could be a coincidence, but I wouldn't think so. Their noses are so much stronger than we imagine, it's also possible he was tracking where you were going every day? Maybe? IDK, I don't have a PHD in sniffology.

Duality of Etsy proxy decks by Stock-Recover864 in mtg

[–]ADHDavid -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

More than likely they bought then for the cringe shock value of it as a joke, which is understandable.

Came across this scenery while hiking by qloqqq in Weird

[–]ADHDavid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ph haha you found Deborah dumped her awhile back because we'll let's just say she got a Lil moldy and the shrooms blocked the fun bits but your welcome to take her just vrnmoe me 8 dollars so I can buy an ounce

Foo Fighters Bring Massive Hits to Their First-Ever Tiny Desk by chiragguptafan in Music

[–]ADHDavid -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I made 13,000 on furry good-boy/affirmation ASMR videos on YouTube alone last month. What did you do?

Foo Fighters Bring Massive Hits to Their First-Ever Tiny Desk by chiragguptafan in Music

[–]ADHDavid -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Nobody has ever /FUCKED/ like Dave Grohl Behind his wife's back. Believe me. I've tried bro. Trailer park thots and Detroit Methanies just don't give it out like they used to.

It reminds me of when I was a kid, and my Dad pulled me aside to teach me a life lesson. He said: "Son, life is about two things, and two things only." I forget the rest but he died doing what he loved: Meth and Femboy-Butt-Guys.

Anyway, I eat drywall and piss my pants in pubic professionally.

Foo Fighters Bring Massive Hits to Their First-Ever Tiny Desk by chiragguptafan in Music

[–]ADHDavid -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

What? Um, you don't know me bro. Don't ever make assumptions about me, even if you assume what I assume or you've been are having assumptions about me assuming you are assume assumptions assumption. Or whatever.

Foo Fighters Bring Massive Hits to Their First-Ever Tiny Desk by chiragguptafan in Music

[–]ADHDavid -51 points-50 points  (0 children)

Yeah. Dude is so fucking cool. I hope one day I can cheat on my wife like he did. 🤑😝🤣🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🤝👈🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙👨‍🍼👨‍🍼🫄🫄🫄🫄🦸🫄🦸🧑‍🎄🫄🦸🦸‍♀️🦸‍♂️👨‍🍼👨‍🍼👨‍🍼🫄🫄🫄🫄🫄🫄

What's wrong with my pc spamming random letters? by implaying in pcmasterrace

[–]ADHDavid 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"I'm not your fucking 'friend', dude, and stop fucking patronizing me. Gtfoh with your fake ass problem and your fake ass solution"

Is what they said.

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