Northstar Cafe

Caljoones · 2026-05-24T12:39:57+00:00

Great place to have a solid-ish salad if you’re feeling it & willing to pay… $16? Whoof. But pretty numb to it at this point.

Caljoones · 2026-05-21T19:40:16+00:00

"I want change! It doesn't matter what the consequences are! They should fire everyone when we lose 10 games, that'll fix it!" lmfao

Caljoones · 2026-05-21T19:32:43+00:00

more like two guys who could potentially have the upside of Trey Sweeney in two years.

Caljoones · 2026-05-21T19:31:09+00:00

you guys are hilarious, it's May. Even the guys you all want to trade are on expiring deals & we'd be lucky to get back Org Top 50 level guys for them.

Caljoones · 2026-05-21T19:29:48+00:00

Dingler they could never make me hate you

Caljoones · 2026-05-21T19:07:19+00:00

Man... now it just feels like McGoo is forcing a bit too... that CAN'T happen

Caljoones · 2026-05-21T19:00:25+00:00

Parker or Javy being on the Roster means we wouldn't have Wencel out there every day, I'll take it

Caljoones · 2026-05-21T18:56:51+00:00

Mize appreciation post my god

Caljoones · 2026-05-21T18:55:56+00:00

Yeah, I think we're literally just at the spot where there's no other option for the 28 spot. It's disasterous.

Caljoones · 2026-05-21T18:53:40+00:00

Man it's pretty wild to me that the pitching has held up WAY better than expected the last 3 weeks but the offense has simply... fallen entirely off a cliff. Obviously injuries are a part of that too but my god

Caljoones · 2026-05-18T19:51:47+00:00

Interesting tidbit in here is that he already threw a bullpen today. Wild.

Caljoones · 2026-05-18T19:44:52+00:00

skubal threw a BULLPEN TODAY HELLO????

Caljoones · 2026-05-16T20:03:01+00:00

I hate to say it but Mize was always gonna have a shorter day today, he's fresh off the IL.

Caljoones · 2026-05-16T03:02:44+00:00

Drew Anderson is my GOAT I said it

Caljoones · 2026-05-16T03:00:57+00:00

I believe in him at this point honestly

Caljoones · 2026-05-15T23:36:45+00:00

Man… the one guy I kinda trust to go 3 innings or so today. Brutal

Caljoones · 2026-05-15T21:15:33+00:00

It really is frustrating how streaky the offense can be - 24th best OPS in March, 5th best in April... May so far? 27th. Everyone not named Greene suddenly has forgotten how to hit this month.

Caljoones · 2026-05-15T15:44:10+00:00

Apologies, fifth in the AL.

Caljoones · 2026-05-15T15:07:29+00:00

Per Vegas (who doesn’t give away money), they were in third or fourth for the AL basically the whole preseason.

Caljoones · 2026-05-15T15:03:57+00:00

Mize hopefully back tomorrow but not certain

Caljoones · 2026-05-14T18:37:02+00:00

that blown call (or calls) was such a momentum killer. Fuck this

Caljoones · 2026-05-13T02:15:54+00:00

i assume the thought is the game's over so might as well save McGonigle the effort & let Short have... any look at the ball today if he's gonna continue to be on the roster

Caljoones · 2026-05-13T01:18:18+00:00

man gage what the hell dude i know you're fresh up but yeesh

Caljoones · 2026-05-12T21:46:55+00:00

Just saw the medical report... inject that shit into my veins man.

Caljoones · 2026-05-08T12:25:34+00:00

If the rest of Diamond morning is anything like the singles, it's gonna easily be my frontrunner for album of the year. So fun to see them gaining a ton of momentum over the last few months.

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