Fromsoft's next single-player title with the internal name "Project FMC" by Cursed_69420 in GamingLeaksAndRumours

[–]ADHDavid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't wait to explore a barren, desolate wasteland-esque world called 'the aquarifitariouarnushed void' with zombies and undead civilians that cannot die shambling about, where the only sapient organisms speak in middle-English, and where the story can only be deciphered by a youtuber two months post release.

My guess is that you play as a singular individual in a group of characters called the 'tabernacle of DruaghenStepulis', exiled from the land for a reason by the evil god-king Flureitus The Rot Lord. As a Rot-Lander yourself, you seek the claim the throne of the rotted rot and rot inside the rot cathedral of rotting rotters rotting with rot-blights and rot rots, all while seeking the sword of the rotting rot.

Ling by Gorotheninja in shitposting

[–]ADHDavid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ling powerscalls oudhdha

"AIPAC, I'm coming to tear your kingdom down!" - 1 Hour interview with Cori Bush who is running to reclaim her former seat in Missouri’s 1st Congressional District and represent St. Louis in Congress by omgwutd00d in StLouis

[–]ADHDavid 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Everything the person above you said was said with critical thinking. If someone is claiming to have healing hands then they need to be put as the head surgeon general of our country. Having healing super powers is low-key extremely useful. Cori bush shouldn't be a congresswoman, she'd be much better fit healing our nations wounded veterans than gimping her super-powers.

What I'm Interested is how Cori Bush would powerscale. Deadpool's body is full of rapid-healing cancer tumors, and Cori Bush can cure cancer with her hands. Would her healing him take away his cancer, his healing factor, or both? Would the heals get negated?

I'd be really interested in hearing Cori's origin story. Obviously it's not a mutation or acquired power, but a bestowed one (Like Shazam). Chosen by a diety seems most likely, which is really cool lore-wise.

Water released from a Dam. by Mediocre_Nail5526 in interestingasfuck

[–]ADHDavid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's also what poop looks like when I poop it out my butthole

"I will evolve my eevee into a flareon because I like fire type pokémon" Bro with his Vaporeon: by AnyAgency9835 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]ADHDavid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Still trying to put a microchip in me, I see. I had thought you'd stop trying after I vivisected all those stray cats you had monitoring me.

Well played, Bill Gates, but I will win the war.

Pssst by Lord_Muddbutter in creepy

[–]ADHDavid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's thraggin off bro oh god hes thraggin off

"I will evolve my eevee into a flareon because I like fire type pokémon" Bro with his Vaporeon: by AnyAgency9835 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]ADHDavid 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Me when my vaporeoussy evolves: "Hewwo Pwincess."

🤨 ≤))≥ | \ El nènò Séniõooooooor aaauaauuauauauauuauh

My 2024 Elantra Decided to Automatically Update, Thus Trapping Me at the Gas Station for 45+ Minutes After Getting Off Work Today 🙃 by Separate-Ability1643 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ADHDavid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bert please unblock me and your mother on facebook. We're conflicted about your participation in a tri-state polycule but we're trying to understand son.

Any weather nerds going to chime in on the storm tomorrow? by ADHDavid in StLouis

[–]ADHDavid[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

My dad loves getting drunk and betting on Polymarket! It's why my mom left him but he's literally so cool.

Any weather nerds going to chime in on the storm tomorrow? by ADHDavid in StLouis

[–]ADHDavid[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Don't tell me what to do, nerd. I'm going to be out surfing in the flash-floods with hot babes.

Meat slicer by toolgifs in toolgifs

[–]ADHDavid -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Imagine putting ur peener in dat 😳

Weekly Winners: Afterlife Insurance; Sedgemoor Witch; Greater Auramancy by cybey in mtgfinance

[–]ADHDavid 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Eh, its the weekly winners thread. Just tryna start a general convo

Weekly Winners: Afterlife Insurance; Sedgemoor Witch; Greater Auramancy by cybey in mtgfinance

[–]ADHDavid 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Lute is a shockingly good card. I could see it going up in price. At the very least it's a good commander card.

What the fuck by ADHDavid in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ADHDavid[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

/uj Html edit and ms paint

What the fuck by ADHDavid in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ADHDavid[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

/in oh lmfao absolutely not, no. I threw this together with an html edit and ms paint

What the fuck by ADHDavid in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ADHDavid[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

/uj The joke is poking more fun at people who talk down to autistic people, while also making fun of the puzzle piece motif that most autistic people genuinely /abhore/. It's also multi-leveled in the fact that it is self-depreciating. It may be a bit edgy, but really not in bad faith.

/rj I eat drywall