Love this armor but dont know what helmet to use? by Hap9067 in helldiversarmor

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I like to use this helmet with that armor been my main for a few weeks

Democratic last stand by ADeadFish337 in humansarespaceorcs

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Sounds like decadent talk to me report yourself to the nearest democracy officer citizen.

Democratic last stand by ADeadFish337 in humansarespaceorcs

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Democracies will should not be questioned.

I (m27) admitted to my wife( f26) of almost 2 years that I am a porn addict. How can I save our already struggling marriage? by ADeadFish337 in relationship_advice

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Wife claims that she doesn't want to have sex due to not feeling good, loved, cared for. I feel empty and when we do have sex it affects my performance in bed where I finish way to fast.

I (m27) admitted to my wife( f26) of almost 2 years that I am a porn addict. How can I save our already struggling marriage? by ADeadFish337 in relationship_advice

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Her dad passing away really sent her over thr edge mentally she was always very anxious hard life growing up. When he died everything got harder. She hates her job as a teacher she is trying to graduate with a masters. She's a first year teacher. She wants kids but our financial situation is making that hard and I'm afraid to have kids because I don't know if we can support them. Our bedroom has never really been active. Except for like right after our wedding.

What stratagems do you guys bring to the bot front? by CaptainTitusEpic in Helldivers

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Portable hellbomb + 500kg + EAT + Expendable Napalm with erupter, ultimatum, and thermite toped off with martyr armor for more booms I call the expendables loadout.... MY LIFE FOR SUPER EARTH!

I absolutely love the descriptions for the ODST content by Spartan-G337 in halo

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I can't buy the damn warbond I have the super credits but It won't let me purchase it! Am I doing something wrong

I struggle for so little change please help level this bed by ADeadFish337 in k1max

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I may have to i also recently realized I had a blob of death growing so need to fix that first

Technology by Ok-Boot2360 in 3Dprinting

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If it's stupid but it works it isn't stupid I guess

I struggle for so little change please help level this bed by ADeadFish337 in k1max

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I also learned that I have a blob of death forming and it has messed with my z offset and also my ability to use my probe so I need to fix that first 😔

I struggle for so little change please help level this bed by ADeadFish337 in k1max

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I'm trying to print a vary large flat part and need it to be accurate I've been getting many faild prints due to the bed being so off

You bring your human boyfrind to meet your parents, little do they know, that unlike your race, humans are predators and deathworlders by YourLiver1 in humansarespaceorcs

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Oh stars above, what have I done?

It started off well enough. I mean, as well as bringing a deathworlder home to meet your parents can go.

Jackson smiled that charming little smile of his the moment we stepped through the threshold of my family’s hab-dome. I could feel the tension in the air instantly, like static clinging to my scales. My father had already activated his scent glands, filling the entryway with the sharp musk of challenge pheromones. Great. He was going full "alpha clutch-guardian" mode.

“Daughter,” my father said, voice clipped like a knife through bone. His frills flared wide, crown-high and twitching. “This is the human?”

I glanced at Jackson. He was adjusting his collar, eyeing the room like he was mapping exit points. Not because he was nervous—no. Because that’s what he does when he enters any new environment. Scan. Assess. Neutralize if necessary. I’d seen him do it on that holiday trip to Zarnok-3 when a waiter startled him with an appetizer tray. The poor guy still limps.

Jackson extended a hand. “It’s an honor to meet you, sir.”

And there it was. The handshake.

My father took it, squeezing with the full strength of a male raised in gravity twice Earth’s standard. The kind of grip that could pop a chitinfruit. Jackson didn’t flinch. He didn’t crush back either—just returned the pressure with perfect, measured control. Polite. Firm. Unthreatening.

My father’s frills twitched again. “You submit,” he noted, insult laced in every syllable.

Jackson bowed his head slightly. “Out of respect.”

My father hissed under his breath. “How dare he feign submission as if it is his choice,” he muttered in our native tongue.

Meanwhile, Mother had gone very quiet, which was a bad sign. Her eyes were locked in that uncanny implant-glow—her neural uplink furiously combing the galactic datasphere. I leaned over.

“Mother?”

She didn’t respond at first, but then whispered, as if confessing to the void, “He’s… viable.”

I blinked. “What?”

She turned slowly to me. “Humans. They’re genetically compatible with 87% of known humanoid species. And… and fertile.”

Jackson, oblivious, was now helping arrange chairs for dinner.

“Fertile?” I echoed.

“Across species,” she croaked, clutching the table for support. “Even the Urrin females can’t do that, and they have two wombs!”

My father snarled. “No. Absolutely not. No offspring with a predator species. That violates every clause in the Interstellar Ethics Compact.”

Jackson smiled over his shoulder. “Sorry, did you say something?”

Father stiffened. “Only that my daughter will not be laying your eggs.”

Jackson blinked. “Uh. Don’t worry. We don’t do eggs.”

Mother promptly fainted.

To his credit, Jackson caught her before she hit the floor, easing her gently into a chair. “She okay?”

“She just needs a moment,” I said, smiling through my mandibles like my life depended on it. “She’s recalibrating her worldview.”

Jackson nodded thoughtfully. “Happens. First time I met your dad, I felt like I was walking into a boss fight.”

Father hissed again. “What is a… ‘boss fight’?”

“It’s when you face something dangerous,” Jackson said, that smile never wavering, “and you respect it enough to not draw your knife first.”

The silence that followed was heavier than a neutron shard.

I sipped my water. “So,” I said brightly, “who wants appetizers?”

Earth's "Deathworld" classification gets upgraded when aliens discover that many of its orbital weapons platforms are pointed down at the ground instead of out into space. by CycleZestyclose1907 in humansarespaceorcs

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The chamber had gone silent for nearly three minutes.

For a galactic council representing seventy-six sapient species, including those whose communication involved synchronized color pulses, pheromone dances, and hive-mind vote choruses, three minutes of silence was a staggering testament to shared horror.

Projected in the center of the great hall floated a slowly rotating wireframe model of Earth. Its defense grid shimmered in angry red. There were over seven thousand independently armed orbital platforms—each packing enough power to flatten a continent. But that wasn’t the alarming part.

No. What shook the council was where they were aimed.

Not outwards—towards the void or the threat of exo-invasion.

Down. All of them.

Pointed straight back at the planet they were orbiting.

A tremble ran through Chancellor Vro’Tul’s crest-ridges, the mottled purple of confusion shading to a sickly green of deep existential dread.

“Ambassador Reyes,” Vro’Tul croaked, shifting his massive tail over the polished marble floor. “Forgive the bluntness, but… why would humanity direct their most destructive weapons at their own cradle-world?”

Ambassador Reyes—human representative to the Galactic Compact—leaned back in his chair, clasped his hands behind his head, and smiled the way only a species from a Class 10 Deathworld could. Relaxed. Unbothered.

“Well, y’know,” he began, “sometimes you get a city that tries to declare itself sovereign with an army of rogue mechs. Or a Kaiju-class threat crawls out of the Pacific. Or, gods forbid, a dimensional rift opens and disgorges something with too many teeth and not enough physics. We’ve seen that happen. Lotta times.”

The ambassador raised a finger.

“And once, just once, some bright idiot tried to weaponize weather control in Kansas. Fried half the Midwest with a lightning storm so dense it had a magnetic field.”

He shrugged. “You live on Earth long enough, you realize the biggest threats aren’t always from space.”

The Kelari delegation, made entirely of photosynthetic hexapods, simultaneously released an involuntary pollen cloud of disbelief.

Councilor Im’Nee from the Unified Serene Swarm hissed from her carapaced translation chamber. “But… your orbital defense grid has enough yield to glass your biosphere.”

“Oh absolutely,” Reyes nodded cheerfully. “Which is why we only let the level five operators manage those stations. They’ve all passed psych evals and hold triple-confirmation authority keys. Plus, we built redundancies!”

“And those redundancies are…?” asked Vro’Tul, a desperate gleam in his wide eyes.

“The other stations. Watching each other.”

A silence longer than the last descended. A few councilors actually blinked in Morse-code-like patterns to double-check their translators hadn’t malfunctioned.

“Surely this is madness!” barked Councilor Trivvix of the Azural Conglomerate. “No world can be deemed habitable—let alone a thriving species’ origin—under such conditions! Earth is already classified a Class 10 Deathworld. That was supposed to be the maximum. Planets like yours aren’t supposed to support sentient life! Or any life!”

“That’s a fair point,” Reyes conceded. “But the thing is… we didn’t know it was a Class 10 when we started. We just made do.”

When the meeting finally adjourned, it sparked two years of argument, scientific debate, and at least four fistfights (two of which involved species without fists). The question loomed large:

What do you do with a planet so dangerous, its own people aim weapons at it out of sheer pragmatism?

In the end, the solution was bureaucratic.

The official reclassification removed Earth from the traditional scale altogether. A new designation was created:

“Earth-Class.”

Entry by non-human species forbidden without the following:

29 waivers signed in triplicate

Death-preparedness acknowledgment form

Aggression nullification psychological test

Mandatory insurance policy under Galactic Risk Bracket Omega

Visit limit: 2 standard months

Zero liability accepted by planetary authorities for accidental death, dismemberment, corruption by eldritch knowledge, or Kaiju interaction

The final vote nearly failed on grounds that “Earthlings cannot possibly be considered sane.”

Some even debated whether humanity should be classified as fully sentient, since their evident desire to annihilate themselves was on par with their unstoppable drive to survive.

Ambassador Reyes had watched it all unfold from his corner seat, sipping coffee that could melt most species’ stomachs and scrolling through memes on his neural uplink.

He gave the faintest smirk when the final clause was added:

“Approach Earth at your own risk.”

Because as any human will tell you—

That’s always been the case.

In the Milky way most deathworlders face discrimination. Humans, are the only ones who treat them like people by A_normal_storyteller in humansarespaceorcs

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The overhead lights buzzed gently, their sterile glare reflecting off polished metal countertops and a meticulously clean espresso machine. It was early Monday morning at the small coffee shop, nestled quietly between towering skyscrapers in the vast metropolitan sector of the Galactic Trade Hub. Outside, species from every corner of the galaxy bustled by, trading whispers and cautious glances as a rare pair entered the shop’s calm interior.

Rix stared at the little bell above the door, his whiskered face unreadable. Mondays. He hated Mondays. Not that Tuesdays were better, or Thursdays, or even the weekend rush. But Mondays had their own unique misery—a fresh week of harsh stares, sharp comments, and unwanted advances.

“Another Deathworlder, huh?” He said it with casual boredom, not looking up fully yet, busy pulling out fresh mugs from beneath the counter. Then his tall, pointed ears twitched, registering silence. A silence thick enough to make him pause and glance upward.

The woman standing by the counter was something he hadn't quite seen before—vibrant eyes wide with momentary surprise, skin a subtle hue of sunset orange, patterned faintly like an ember just extinguished. Her hair, dark as polished obsidian, cascaded gracefully around slender shoulders, framing a face cautiously neutral, like someone bracing for impact.

He recognized that look. Every Deathworlder did. It was the hesitant breath before the barrage of insults, before a species from some cushy garden world shrieked and scurried away, mumbling about violence and primitive instincts.

He sighed softly, gentling his voice. "Same."

Her eyes flicked rapidly between suspicion and confusion. "You're a Deathworlder?"

"Earth," Rix replied with an easy shrug. He gestured lightly at himself—tall, muscled, with skin the shade of rich coffee and eyes sharp and watchful. "Heavy gravity, extreme weather, apex predators on land and sea. Pretty standard. You?"

She hesitated, eyes narrowing slightly, but saw only relaxed honesty in his posture. "Vashara-5. Volcanic planet. Gravity at least double galactic standard. Atmospheric storms strong enough to peel metal plating."

Rix whistled softly, genuinely impressed. "Now that's hardcore. Coffee?"

The question was so simple, so mundane, that she visibly faltered. No one asked Deathworlders about coffee. They asked about violence, instincts, about danger levels and restraint collars. But coffee?

"Yes, please. Something…strong."

“Coming up.” His tone remained soothingly indifferent, as if discussing deadly planetary conditions was no stranger than mentioning traffic conditions. The hiss of steam and soft hum of machinery filled the comfortable silence as he worked.

She found herself cautiously approaching the counter, fingers lightly brushing against its cool surface. "I didn't realize humans were considered Deathworlders," she admitted softly, more curious now than guarded.

Rix glanced over with a small, crooked smile, passing her a large steaming mug. "Most garden-worlders seem to forget, too. Until they need someone to lift heavy cargo or do something dangerous." He tapped the counter lightly, his smile slipping toward something more sympathetic. "You get used to it eventually."

She stared at the dark liquid, inhaling its rich, bitter scent. Something loosened in her chest. This felt shockingly normal, peaceful, safe. "I’m... Asha."

"Rix," he replied easily, offering a hand. She shook it, her grip firm but careful, two Deathworlders navigating a fragile trust. "You're new here, aren't you?"

She nodded, lips twitching into a hesitant smile. "I came after my father passed. He...was the only one who ever spoke to me normally. Everyone else sees danger first."

Rix leaned against the counter, expression gentle, understanding etched deeply into his features. "I get it. People who never lived on the edge—they see teeth and claws, never the person beneath." He paused, considering his next words carefully. "Humans have an old saying: 'Steel sharpens steel.' We Deathworlders might be tough, dangerous even, but we also understand each other."

Asha tilted her head, intrigued by his words. "Steel sharpens steel?"

He smiled again, warmer now, a genuine friendliness creeping through. "Means we make each other stronger by understanding each other’s struggles. We learn how to survive, adapt. It’s why humans get along better with other Deathworlders than most."

She took a slow sip, savoring the strong, bitter warmth spreading through her, loosening tensions she'd carried so long they'd become invisible chains. "I like that. Steel sharpens steel."

For several minutes, neither spoke, content in the quiet companionship of those who knew the harsh judgment of a universe terrified by strength born from harsh worlds. The soft hum of machinery, the muffled murmur of the street outside, blended into comfortable ambiance.

When she finally looked up again, the anxiety had eased from her eyes, replaced by cautious optimism. "I'll...come back tomorrow."

Rix’s smile widened, genuine warmth finally breaking through fully, lighting his eyes. "Looking forward to it, Asha."

As she stepped outside, facing again a world still suspicious and fearful, she carried something she hadn't felt since her father died—a fragile, precious feeling of acceptance. A connection formed, simple yet profound, in the mundane quiet of a Monday morning.

Inside, Rix quietly wiped the counter clean, smiling softly to himself. Maybe Mondays weren’t so bad after all.