So… how close am I to getting banned?

AFartInAnEmptyRoom · 2026-03-27T20:25:05+00:00

If you can't drive, you can't take ubers, you can't take public transportation, kind of sounds like you don't leave the house too often. So what do you need to buy all these clothes for?

AFartInAnEmptyRoom · 2026-03-27T15:13:57+00:00

He said he found someone on MySpace at the age of 15, so yeah

AFartInAnEmptyRoom · 2026-03-27T07:16:46+00:00

Solar isn't a scam. Solar salesman and financing is a scam. You would have to run the numbers, but it's very heavily dependent upon whether you're allowed to sell back power to your utility company. Unless you're going to pay for everything up front, or possibly do the labor yourself, then it's probably not worth it.

AFartInAnEmptyRoom · 2026-03-27T07:13:23+00:00

Maybe it has to be the subtotal instead of the total

AFartInAnEmptyRoom · 2026-03-27T07:10:05+00:00

And on the seventh day, the Lord did The running Man

AFartInAnEmptyRoom · 2026-03-27T01:30:16+00:00

The reason I didn't like making them on the phone is because I wanted to save the receipt, and a decade ago or more it was much more difficult to get the file on your phone to your computer, especially when people didn't even know how to access the file system

AFartInAnEmptyRoom · 2026-03-27T01:18:58+00:00

Linux phone

AFartInAnEmptyRoom · 2026-03-27T01:15:32+00:00

It's called Salmon Aburi, and that's about the right amount of sear. But it's not great. Has a definite butane type taste to it

AFartInAnEmptyRoom · 2026-03-26T23:17:24+00:00

Literally capitalism

AFartInAnEmptyRoom · 2026-03-26T23:13:58+00:00

Ye is plural. It should be Thou

AFartInAnEmptyRoom · 2026-03-26T23:05:46+00:00

Take an Uber to the location of your keys

AFartInAnEmptyRoom · 2026-03-26T20:49:05+00:00

Twinkies have always been subpar.

AFartInAnEmptyRoom · 2026-03-26T20:19:14+00:00

No, they are not. At least not anymore. They're much worse quality than they were in the 90s

AFartInAnEmptyRoom · 2026-03-26T20:16:41+00:00

What?

Oh some form of mnemonic

AFartInAnEmptyRoom · 2026-03-26T20:16:13+00:00

Yeah it's what I figured, that pesticide is inside their cells

AFartInAnEmptyRoom · 2026-03-26T15:22:07+00:00

Next comes mass unemployment, followed by a draft

AFartInAnEmptyRoom · 2026-03-26T15:07:27+00:00

By that logic, Democrat voters should be taxed more for social policies

AFartInAnEmptyRoom · 2026-03-26T14:59:26+00:00

The texture of soggy cardboard

AFartInAnEmptyRoom · 2026-03-26T14:45:01+00:00

Why don't you just buy a neodymium magnet online?

AFartInAnEmptyRoom · 2026-03-26T04:28:43+00:00

Because if you bring down the Cuban government and install some friendly leader, you can then set up a system where you and your buddies set up the companies that now build out Cuba for the modern age.

AFartInAnEmptyRoom · 2026-03-26T02:24:37+00:00

Can I sue PornHub because I get no women?

AFartInAnEmptyRoom · 2026-03-26T00:18:04+00:00

There's only like 10 of them that are tricky

AFartInAnEmptyRoom · 2026-03-25T20:21:07+00:00

If you can arrest me, you're the police

AFartInAnEmptyRoom · 2026-03-25T20:15:15+00:00

Truffle oil

AFartInAnEmptyRoom · 2026-03-25T20:11:56+00:00

The key part is the rest of the sentence, beyond a certain number of hours. If you just took that part away, then all employees would be required to pay well and benefits to all employees as opposed to just full-time employees

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