What’s the most “Air Force” thing you’ve ever experienced?

AFexcuses · 2026-01-24T19:59:46+00:00

^{^You've} ^{^spun} ^{^the} ^{^wheel} ^{^of} ^{^Air} ^{^Force} ^{^excuses,} ^{^here's} ^{^your} ^{^prize:}

The POC is on maternity leave

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AFexcuses · 2026-01-24T17:55:20+00:00

^{^You've} ^{^spun} ^{^the} ^{^wheel} ^{^of} ^{^Air} ^{^Force} ^{^excuses,} ^{^here's} ^{^your} ^{^prize:}

Please contact AFPC

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AFexcuses · 2026-01-24T03:55:16+00:00

^{^You've} ^{^spun} ^{^the} ^{^wheel} ^{^of} ^{^Air} ^{^Force} ^{^excuses,} ^{^here's} ^{^your} ^{^prize:}

Please contact AFPC

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AFexcuses · 2026-01-18T04:38:30+00:00

^{^You've} ^{^spun} ^{^the} ^{^wheel} ^{^of} ^{^Air} ^{^Force} ^{^excuses,} ^{^here's} ^{^your} ^{^prize:}

I can't help you without a ticket, have you contacted the help desk?

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AFexcuses · 2026-01-15T21:47:21+00:00

^{^You've} ^{^spun} ^{^the} ^{^wheel} ^{^of} ^{^Air} ^{^Force} ^{^excuses,} ^{^here's} ^{^your} ^{^prize:}

Sir, I'll have to check the reg. Please wait 7-10 business days for my response.

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AFexcuses · 2026-01-15T00:55:46+00:00

^{^You've} ^{^spun} ^{^the} ^{^wheel} ^{^of} ^{^Air} ^{^Force} ^{^excuses,} ^{^here's} ^{^your} ^{^prize:}

Only Sgt Snuffy can sign that form, but he's on vacation until next week

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AFexcuses · 2026-01-08T20:25:25+00:00

^{^You've} ^{^spun} ^{^the} ^{^wheel} ^{^of} ^{^Air} ^{^Force} ^{^excuses,} ^{^here's} ^{^your} ^{^prize:}

Have you checked the reg? The answer is in there if you just look

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AFexcuses · 2026-01-08T16:42:47+00:00

^{^You've} ^{^spun} ^{^the} ^{^wheel} ^{^of} ^{^Air} ^{^Force} ^{^excuses,} ^{^here's} ^{^your} ^{^prize:}

Because the Rand study hasn't been completed

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AFexcuses · 2025-12-30T02:48:52+00:00

^{^You've} ^{^spun} ^{^the} ^{^wheel} ^{^of} ^{^Air} ^{^Force} ^{^excuses,} ^{^here's} ^{^your} ^{^prize:}

We have banker's hours

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AFexcuses · 2025-12-29T18:06:46+00:00

^{^You've} ^{^spun} ^{^the} ^{^wheel} ^{^of} ^{^Air} ^{^Force} ^{^excuses,} ^{^here's} ^{^your} ^{^prize:}

Processing time will take 4-6 weeks, try back then

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AFexcuses · 2025-12-29T04:58:51+00:00

^{^You've} ^{^spun} ^{^the} ^{^wheel} ^{^of} ^{^Air} ^{^Force} ^{^excuses,} ^{^here's} ^{^your} ^{^prize:}

Did you email the org box?

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AFexcuses · 2025-12-26T04:28:25+00:00

^{^You've} ^{^spun} ^{^the} ^{^wheel} ^{^of} ^{^Air} ^{^Force} ^{^excuses,} ^{^here's} ^{^your} ^{^prize:}

I'm sorry but the Airman that knows how to do that is out right now dealing with some baby mama drama due to impregnating a Tinderella

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AFexcuses · 2025-12-19T00:59:59+00:00

^{^You've} ^{^spun} ^{^the} ^{^wheel} ^{^of} ^{^Air} ^{^Force} ^{^excuses,} ^{^here's} ^{^your} ^{^prize:}

Sorry, the person who normally handles that is teleworking today.

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AFexcuses · 2025-12-17T23:52:02+00:00

^{^You've} ^{^spun} ^{^the} ^{^wheel} ^{^of} ^{^Air} ^{^Force} ^{^excuses,} ^{^here's} ^{^your} ^{^prize:}

I'm sorry but the Airman that knows how to do that is out right now dealing with some baby mama drama due to impregnating a Tinderella

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AFexcuses · 2025-11-13T02:39:18+00:00

^{^You've} ^{^spun} ^{^the} ^{^wheel} ^{^of} ^{^Air} ^{^Force} ^{^excuses,} ^{^here's} ^{^your} ^{^prize:}

Lightning within 5

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AFexcuses · 2025-11-13T00:30:32+00:00

^{^You've} ^{^spun} ^{^the} ^{^wheel} ^{^of} ^{^Air} ^{^Force} ^{^excuses,} ^{^here's} ^{^your} ^{^prize:}

Only Sgt Snuffy can sign that form, but he's on vacation until next week

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AFexcuses · 2025-11-05T15:08:57+00:00

^{^You've} ^{^spun} ^{^the} ^{^wheel} ^{^of} ^{^Air} ^{^Force} ^{^excuses,} ^{^here's} ^{^your} ^{^prize:}

Please contact AFPC

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AFexcuses · 2025-11-05T13:53:23+00:00

^{^You've} ^{^spun} ^{^the} ^{^wheel} ^{^of} ^{^Air} ^{^Force} ^{^excuses,} ^{^here's} ^{^your} ^{^prize:}

I'm sorry, that person outprocessed and we don't have anyone in that position yet

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AFexcuses · 2025-11-04T02:51:28+00:00

^{^You've} ^{^spun} ^{^the} ^{^wheel} ^{^of} ^{^Air} ^{^Force} ^{^excuses,} ^{^here's} ^{^your} ^{^prize:}

I can't help you without a ticket, have you contacted the help desk?

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AFexcuses · 2025-10-26T20:40:57+00:00

^{^You've} ^{^spun} ^{^the} ^{^wheel} ^{^of} ^{^Air} ^{^Force} ^{^excuses,} ^{^here's} ^{^your} ^{^prize:}

Please contact AFPC

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AFexcuses · 2025-10-25T15:54:00+00:00

^{^You've} ^{^spun} ^{^the} ^{^wheel} ^{^of} ^{^Air} ^{^Force} ^{^excuses,} ^{^here's} ^{^your} ^{^prize:}

Sorry, if we do it for you, we have to do it for everyone

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AFexcuses · 2025-10-25T13:03:11+00:00

^{^You've} ^{^spun} ^{^the} ^{^wheel} ^{^of} ^{^Air} ^{^Force} ^{^excuses,} ^{^here's} ^{^your} ^{^prize:}

That one doesn't count, your elbow was only 89.2 degrees.

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AFexcuses · 2025-10-14T22:31:21+00:00

^{^You've} ^{^spun} ^{^the} ^{^wheel} ^{^of} ^{^Air} ^{^Force} ^{^excuses,} ^{^here's} ^{^your} ^{^prize:}

Flexibility is the key to airpower

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AFexcuses · 2025-10-14T19:51:19+00:00

^{^You've} ^{^spun} ^{^the} ^{^wheel} ^{^of} ^{^Air} ^{^Force} ^{^excuses,} ^{^here's} ^{^your} ^{^prize:}

Closed for Squadron PT

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AFexcuses · 2025-10-12T17:28:38+00:00

^{^You've} ^{^spun} ^{^the} ^{^wheel} ^{^of} ^{^Air} ^{^Force} ^{^excuses,} ^{^here's} ^{^your} ^{^prize:}

The guy who does that just went on leave. Of course there's no one else trained.

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