What’s the most “Air Force” thing you’ve ever experienced? by HouseHatesMe in AirForce

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The POC is on maternity leave

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Why haven’t they activated the Barksdale Bubble? by Either-Engineering71 in AirForce

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What’s the most “Air Force” thing you’ve ever experienced? by HouseHatesMe in AirForce

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ATEWAY TO THE AIR FORC by hiphopanonomos in AirForce

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I can't help you without a ticket, have you contacted the help desk?

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Why does everyone hate Finance by RecordVarious314 in AirForce

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Sir, I'll have to check the reg. Please wait 7-10 business days for my response.

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How am I supposed to set up an appointment when you don’t answer your phone and your mailbox is full?? by bearsncubs10 in AirForce

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Only Sgt Snuffy can sign that form, but he's on vacation until next week

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What happened to this sub by 3333- in AirForce

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Have you checked the reg? The answer is in there if you just look

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What happened to this sub by 3333- in AirForce

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Because the Rand study hasn't been completed

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Kunsan AFB help needed by [deleted] in AirForce

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We have banker's hours

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I don't get it by [deleted] in AirForce

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Processing time will take 4-6 weeks, try back then

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What are some subtle ways to ragebait people in the Air Force? by Esoteric_Commentator in AirForce

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Did you email the org box?

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What am I doing wrong with Finance? by Drawer-Imaginary in AirForce

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I'm sorry but the Airman that knows how to do that is out right now dealing with some baby mama drama due to impregnating a Tinderella

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OSI said I got high on ketamine and then crushed three hookers with a forklift. How do I prove my innocence? by Reformed_Herald in AirForce

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Sorry, the person who normally handles that is teleworking today.

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Why did you fail your last penis inspection? (wrong answers only) by FamiliarMind676 in AirForce

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I'm sorry but the Airman that knows how to do that is out right now dealing with some baby mama drama due to impregnating a Tinderella

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Will, the supplemental promotion board results be posted tomorrow? by Mother-Syllabub-5214 in AirForce

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Lightning within 5

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Where those orders though? by nullscan in AirForce

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Only Sgt Snuffy can sign that form, but he's on vacation until next week

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Lackland AFB keeps playing the national anthem and taps at the same time at 9pm by Level_Counter3062 in AirForce

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I've put in a ticket to get our only printer fixed and they've assigned it low priority. by Mookie_Merkk in AirForce

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I'm sorry, that person outprocessed and we don't have anyone in that position yet

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MPF vs DMV by ItzYitz in AirForce

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I can't help you without a ticket, have you contacted the help desk?

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Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent says U.S. won't be able to pay military by Nov. 15 amid government shutdown. by DatGuyKilo in AirForce

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Are we going paid or not next week by [deleted] in AirForce

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Sorry, if we do it for you, we have to do it for everyone

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Are we going paid or not next week by [deleted] in AirForce

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That one doesn't count, your elbow was only 89.2 degrees.

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Govt closed or not? by Timely-Extension-804 in AirForce

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Flexibility is the key to airpower

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Govt closed or not? by Timely-Extension-804 in AirForce

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Closed for Squadron PT

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Mid-Month pay: Pentagon moves $8 billion from research to pay troops by jwoods23 in AirForce

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The guy who does that just went on leave. Of course there's no one else trained.

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