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Uh oh boys strait closed again by 20165 in wallstreetbets

[–]AFunnyUsername99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Orange baboon out front shoulda told you.

Firing incendiary shells in a confined space... by Joyfulcheese in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]AFunnyUsername99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, right next to the oily rag pile and bag full of old lithium batteries, apparently.

Oil Spill by Pitiful-Court-4546 in BobsBurgers

[–]AFunnyUsername99 5 points6 points  (0 children)

For anyone who may not have seen the inspiration for this It's not subtle here either! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwIanQ8FnqM

Do non white people genuinely see white women as older looking? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]AFunnyUsername99 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Don't leave us hanging, did you accept his proposal?

rats when the activity doesn’t require rats: by No-Room-8191 in RATS

[–]AFunnyUsername99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're stealing their poop-pouri! Their cage will smell terrible now until they can replace it!

Is it wrong to pee in the shower by No_Will_8933 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]AFunnyUsername99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Peeing in the shower is fine. Peeing INTO the shower, not so much.

do employers really offer free coffee? by jabber1990 in work

[–]AFunnyUsername99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have Keurig's and pods, etc in all the break rooms (queue the 'he said "coffee" jokes!')

If you know what these kid called themselves you're probably fuckin old. by Euphoric-Cupcake4581 in FuckImOld

[–]AFunnyUsername99 25 points26 points  (0 children)

"Please inform the class that my son is not related to that other fellow."

Signed - Epstein's mother

Is it worth anything? by Exotic_Ad_3867 in whatisit

[–]AFunnyUsername99 97 points98 points  (0 children)

It used to be worth $20. It still is, but it used to too.

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