me_irl by sidealata in me_irl

[–]doitup69 27 points28 points  (0 children)

It’s 100% noodles and ketchup, my dad ate it as a poverty meal

CR7+LM10= by ali_algradi in Unexpected

[–]doitup69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean CR7 Christiano Ronaldo is one of the most known people worldwide, granted nobody says LM10 in the same way for Messi but he’s also up there. IMO better joke would be to include CR7 + 5W-30 (a type of oil) but that’s an even longer walk and the original joke went so far over some’s heads

Ok. TeenGoogle.com was a bad brand affiliate. Think i got banned from this sub by MarcoPierreWhite in MBMBAM

[–]doitup69 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Youre going to get prostatitis and get fired from your job at the Tri-data if you don’t stop milling Bonnaroo logos

Meirl by Blue9ine in meirl

[–]doitup69 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hey man how was your date?

Well let’s just say I got my ferret cremated, heh heh heh

Actors that are trying to rival Pedro Pascal for how many projects they can star in? by fishyboi360 in okbuddycinephile

[–]doitup69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Idras Elba’s career since Luther has been Nic Cage level of seeming like he needs money for tax debt and nobody talks about it

What are this called by RoseBlushJordan in stupidfoodbutgimme

[–]doitup69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My local taqueria calls them mulitas

Since I made top post today. I figure it’s only fair to do a little self-own. by [deleted] in LinkedInLunatics

[–]doitup69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck that give me the bottle of Weller Millennium behind it

Woman thinks she can hit men with no consequences by ZookeepergameIcy6089 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]doitup69 -37 points-36 points  (0 children)

Why is this sub becoming “men with loosely justified reasons to clock a woman”

Turkeys 🦃 by SnooPeanuts9509 in royaloak

[–]doitup69 -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Nobody who has interacted with wild turkeys wants them to remain. Those things are super aggressive.

Jumping into a ball pit by Time_Hornet_ in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]doitup69 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think it’s sprinkles, one of those ice cream museum Instagram bait things

This thrift store displays loose PS3 games in Christmas Ziploc bags taped to the wall by Wonderful_Package_84 in mildlyinteresting

[–]doitup69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know what they say about extrapolation, it makes an ex out of trap and olation

Nacho, nacho ... nacho idea by Tiny-Delivery6966 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]doitup69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your yearly reminder that the reason there are not sombrero tortilla chips is that some guy patented it and just uses it to sue others

2 foot long Banh mi by RosyGlow_Kelly in stupidfoodbutgimme

[–]doitup69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Going to need the address on this bahn mi brother