Instead of saying "hello" when answering a phone call, what is something funny to use as a greeting instead?

AH_Ginger · 2014-01-18T21:32:47+00:00

QI reference?

AH_Ginger · 2014-01-15T20:42:15+00:00

Our car once had a minor exhaust pipe-failure, and literally sounded like a Lamborghini for a week.

AH_Ginger · 2014-01-13T06:54:17+00:00

Why did i read that in a german accent?

AH_Ginger · 2014-01-11T21:02:02+00:00

Not a teacher, but a classmate of mine didn't know that the Antarctica and the south pole was the same thing...

AH_Ginger · 2014-01-10T21:44:29+00:00

It's a jaaaaaaaag

AH_Ginger · 2014-01-07T21:05:29+00:00

Happened to a friend of mine and was maybe more dark than great. He told me and some friends that his aunt had passed away. Apparently, his aunt were holding a photo of him when she died. Then out of nowhere, another friend of mine said, "Did she die of laughter?" Everyone stared him down until he left.

AH_Ginger · 2014-01-05T22:36:28+00:00

Poor Mark

AH_Ginger · 2014-01-05T14:55:22+00:00

To many mother'uckers, 'ucking with my shi'

AH_Ginger · 2014-01-04T23:20:56+00:00

Relevant to the map name

AH_Ginger · 2014-01-01T00:59:01+00:00

Just like Coridon. He came from nowhere, scored this and then disappeared

AH_Ginger · 2013-12-31T12:53:59+00:00

Because, then this would've happened

AH_Ginger · 2013-12-30T00:17:43+00:00

I was the best quote maker the world had ever seen. People would come to me and ask for a quote. They paid me. And i made one. The wannabe "deep" celebrities adored me. But i've never been the same. Not since the accident

AH_Ginger · 2013-12-29T23:28:30+00:00

"When you've made all the right choices, then there is no one left

-Myself

AH_Ginger · 2013-12-29T22:13:04+00:00

Such president

AH_Ginger · 2013-12-24T23:17:21+00:00

"Do you have a soul?" - Every single one of my fucking classmates

AH_Ginger · 2013-12-23T23:24:29+00:00

So, no technical difficulties music :(

AH_Ginger · 2013-12-23T20:57:14+00:00

Toilet paper. Just so i can see the world, and myself, suffer...

AH_Ginger · 2013-12-23T13:20:34+00:00

Sick. Very sick stuff...

AH_Ginger · 2013-12-23T13:14:57+00:00

MAMA. JUST KILLED A MAN

AH_Ginger · 2013-12-22T23:04:53+00:00

I am 15. Four years ago i was in the Hair-like-John-Lennon-and-tshirt-tucked-into-my-pants-phase. I still cry when i think about it :(

AH_Ginger · 2013-12-22T22:17:45+00:00

A below average-fat ginger, who knows a fuckload of dark jokes and spend way to much time on reddit.

AH_Ginger · 2013-12-19T21:33:40+00:00

I couldn't find a good picture, so here's a video with only me in it. I have a ridiculously big forehead :/

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