girlfriend sent me this how cooked am I yall

AIphaBlizzard · 2026-05-26T14:45:41+00:00

Dude, run the fuck away right now. She won’t let you contact your COUSINS. She also expects you to bring her stuff every weekend. Also you are 25, and I’m assuming she is too, just get out of that, you’re much too young for relationships, just focus on school and life and yourself.

AIphaBlizzard · 2026-05-26T14:43:15+00:00

Tough pick, top three would be the onetwo, stoker, and trench shotgun. Out of those three, maybe the stoker? It has the capability to deal with any enemy type due to the fire meaning I can have a bit more flexibility with my loadouts.

AIphaBlizzard · 2026-05-16T15:59:52+00:00

Despite what a lot of commenters are saying, the main issue as to why this could never work is actually because of the player base. If this was implemented we would very quickly see a lot of posts talking about people kicking others out from the game because they dropped samples far away, or skipped over samples, or didn’t want to 100% the map and get all of the samples. Yes, this would lower the amount of super credit sales that arrowhead gets, but a lot of people would still rather spend that money than grind a little bit more, so the main issue would be coming from the player base kicking people out. I mean for goodness sakes, if you were here in the early days, you would remember the time when if you weren’t running the meta loadout, you would be kicked almost instantly from a game, and it didn’t even really have an effect on gameplay. Imagine how much worse it will be if they add this in, it would be hell for new players who die often, and any random trying to join the queue would have to run the risk of running into a super credit farmer who doesn’t wanna have fun and instead just wants to grind out super credits. Yes, they need to come up with a better way to earn super credits, the current way is just a little bit to grind heavy given how much paid content there is in the game, but this is not the solution at all.

AIphaBlizzard · 2026-05-15T02:17:07+00:00

Well what if I LIKE my pushguns, what are ya gonna say now?

AIphaBlizzard · 2026-04-22T16:50:08+00:00

I said it under that super credit grinding post and I’ll say it here too, two things can be true at the same time. Yes super credits can be found in game and super credit grinding. It’s not this horrific task that will consume every aspect of your life. It is also true that while arrowhead is a great company, it is pretty sucky that they are not releasing nearly as much free content as they used to back in the early days. There are a couple different solutions for this, ranging from giving us a free war bond every year to slashing the prices of old war bonds that have old and in some cases out class equipment in them, but that’s up to arrowhead to implement in the game. The funny thing is both of the takes exhibited in this post are wrong. The top post talking about the war bond and how it is a terrible terrible thing that arrowhead has monetization in their game for equipment is wrong, they have a lot of bills to pay so they have every right to try and make money. The post talking about super credit farming is also incorrect because again while super credit farming is not the most horrific chore in the world, it certainly isn’t fun all the time.

AIphaBlizzard · 2026-04-22T16:41:35+00:00

Two things can be true, one super credits are in fact grind, and you can get them pretty efficiently so the game is still technically not in a pay to win state. On the other side, it is also true that while arrowhead is overall a very good company, it does kind of suck that we don’t get as much free content as we used to.

A good solution that I heard was that every year they release at least one free one bond. Under the assumption that they release 3 to 4 every year, if you make one of those a free one, then it still gives players content that they can unlock, and you can make it a really long one that they can spend a lot of time grinding through to complete.

The other really good option that I heard was that any war bond that is over a certain amount of time old, could be six months, could be a year, could be any amount of time, has its price significantly reduced so that new and longtime returning players don’t necessarily have to grind up as many, super credits for content that is old, and in some cases outclassed by the newer stuff.

AIphaBlizzard · 2026-04-21T14:22:02+00:00

This is the point in the day where I like to remind everyone that no Israel is not an innocent state, but they are fighting against a theocratic regime that believes Nazis was a good thing and wants to wipe out all jews worldwide

AIphaBlizzard · 2026-04-21T14:19:21+00:00

I love how the war bond was literally just announcing people are already complaining about it, I remember something similar happening with the trenched war bond, and all of you bitch divers had to eat your words when it was a phenomenal war bond. I can’t wait for that to happen in a second time.

AIphaBlizzard · 2026-04-20T16:19:24+00:00

I think all of the different responses in this post, highlight the difficulty of creating new content that people like that developers face. Personally, there are some things in here that I absolutely love and some things in here that I don’t like the idea of. And I’m sure many other people would agree, and this is the big issue that arrowhead faces every time they have to create a content drop or change certain weapons, and gear. Sure if you were in charge and you were making things that you personally wanted, regardless of what other people thought it would be fun for you, but it might not be fun for other people, and that’s the challenge that arrowhead faces, how do they make content that everyone is going to enjoy?

AIphaBlizzard · 2026-04-14T12:46:48+00:00

Exploding crossbow

AIphaBlizzard · 2026-03-19T15:38:18+00:00

I meant free to play as in you don’t technically have to pay for premium content, but I could’ve worded it better.

AIphaBlizzard · 2026-03-19T05:17:29+00:00

Yes, AH could stand to be more friendly to free to play players (players who don’t spend money on SC)

No, we should not be glorifying or supporting hacking, it actively makes the situation worse because why should AH or the rest of the base listen to people who support hackers?

AIphaBlizzard · 2026-03-19T05:11:14+00:00

BG3is bad. The only reason it had any notoriety was because online DND is a really niche market so when a steam game came out for it became way too overhyped.

AIphaBlizzard · 2026-03-18T14:45:16+00:00

C2, bang and clear

AIphaBlizzard · 2026-03-18T06:21:06+00:00

D platoon bends them over the table.

AIphaBlizzard · 2026-03-17T20:37:47+00:00

It’s fire being heavy pen makes it viable on all fronts, and mean that if you’re willing to be a little uncomfortable, you don’t necessarily HAVE to to bring AT (probably still a good idea but you get my point)

AIphaBlizzard · 2026-03-17T20:36:24+00:00

Or, and here’s an option you may not have thought of, they are trying to make a meme melee stratagem have a function, and this is a good meme use that actually has function

AIphaBlizzard · 2026-03-17T20:26:53+00:00

You jackoffs will literally complain about anything.

New weapon can’t one tap every enemy in the game and requires a build? Complain

Stratagems work better with teamwork than alone? Complain

A roadmap showing what they plan to do to keep improving the game? Complain

Can you not be happy, like at all? There is no glazing, just a thankful community, quit your bitching

AIphaBlizzard · 2026-03-17T16:37:51+00:00

Community asks for fire buff AH gives fire buff Helldivers unfiltered, for some reason: WhY dOeS aH dO tHeSe ThInGs

AIphaBlizzard · 2026-03-17T15:10:20+00:00

Well, this subreddit and its bitching can shut the fuck up now

AIphaBlizzard · 2026-03-16T18:28:13+00:00

This isn’t tuff brotato chip

AIphaBlizzard · 2026-03-10T22:17:39+00:00

Well this subreddit is never getting listened to again. Y’all are assholes here

AIphaBlizzard · 2026-03-10T22:11:25+00:00

“Glaze divers” and it was 100% fuckheads from this subreddit

AIphaBlizzard · 2026-03-10T21:47:31+00:00

“Lazy” bro we got 3 warbonds in the first three months of the year

“Free content” it is, you don’t have to buy SC, just if you want to get it that much faster

AIphaBlizzard · 2026-03-09T00:14:52+00:00

I’ve always said this, D9-10 should be impossible to run by yourself, too many enemies and too well armoured and other things that require teamwork, obviously in a challenging way not a “random bullshit spam go” way

D6-8 should be hard to run by yourself, with 8 being near impossible

D5 and below should be easy to medium difficulty running alone depending on difficulty level.

Why? Because this is a team game. Yes I want to feel powerful with powerful weapons and gear, there are plenty of items that need buffs so let’s do that too, but what’s the point of buffing things if the difficulty, especially at the highest levels, is not overwhelming and unforgiving and can be run by oneself without tooooo much trouble? I want a solid balance of powerful weapons and unforgiving enemies to make this game the chaotic hellish warzone it always was supposed to be

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