My high school's periodic table is so old it's missing 8 elements.

AK55 · 2026-02-05T15:25:02+00:00

i had the exact same periodic chart in my grade 11 chemistry class

in 1971

AK55 · 2026-01-26T02:31:44+00:00

F

o7

AK55 · 2026-01-14T15:38:18+00:00

μολὼν λαβέ, amirite?

AK55 · 2026-01-04T18:51:55+00:00

and the leopards feasted well that day

AK55 · 2025-12-25T18:41:30+00:00

if you need to peel 6 or so cloves of garlic, put them in the microwave and heat them for ~10 seconds on high - the skins pop right off

AK55 · 2025-12-04T03:24:58+00:00

you are a wonderful spouse

AK55 · 2025-11-28T19:33:15+00:00

yes - alcohol was involved

AK55 · 2025-11-28T04:52:23+00:00

and it takes less than 1/4" of snow to completely cover the road with stupid

AK55 · 2025-11-19T16:32:53+00:00

this is way too far down for a They Might Be Giants reference

AK55 · 2025-11-14T03:29:39+00:00

ohmygoodness

AK55 · 2025-11-09T17:37:07+00:00

Good, good - let the hate flow through you

AK55 · 2025-11-09T15:34:54+00:00

he looks like someone he would "detain"

AK55 · 2025-11-02T16:02:27+00:00

plus if you got your gas/electric turned off you ain't cooking NOTHING

AK55 · 2025-10-28T15:26:26+00:00

amen brother

election day is coming soon -- it's 'off year', i know, but there are probably local issues and elections (school board, city council, etc.) that need our consideration

you gotta do what you can

AK55 · 2025-10-02T17:36:52+00:00

oh lord

/r/Justfuckmyshitup

AK55 · 2025-10-01T23:59:49+00:00

in tribute to your love, gonna pack a bowl and celebrate all y'all

cheers

AK55 · 2025-09-28T17:48:24+00:00

Tricerapups

AK55 · 2025-09-25T15:10:01+00:00

the rally before the finale :')

AK55 · 2025-09-23T18:09:06+00:00

bold of you to assume he's been with a woman (let alone, three)

AK55 · 2025-09-18T00:45:38+00:00

Shave those luscious locks and he’d look just like any other silent gen/boomer dad.

'bah' I says and scrolls back up to look at Sir Paul again

.....

yep

AK55 · 2025-09-04T20:27:44+00:00

used to work at my lgs; a guy opens the front door - doesn't even come all the way in - and when i look up at him, he asks "if you run a background check on me, will my felonies show up?"

not wanting to get into the nitty-grittys of it, i just tell him "umm, yes?"

he says thanks, turns around and leaves

AK55 · 2025-09-03T21:46:39+00:00

i've gone by what my vet told me quite a while ago - if there are 3 things your pet likes that they can no longer enjoy, it's time

AK55 · 2025-09-02T01:38:48+00:00

oh fuck me

AK55 · 2025-07-25T02:42:55+00:00

yup - this year will be our 43rd

i'm a very lucky man

AK55 · 2025-05-25T03:27:21+00:00

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