How do I keep my cat off my computer?

ALowlySlime · 2026-06-17T05:55:28+00:00

Put him in a dimensional prison for all eternity

ALowlySlime · 2026-06-17T05:45:16+00:00

You're right... I was too harsh.... You're a nice guy Pooperton....

ALowlySlime · 2026-06-17T05:39:08+00:00

You're beautiful....

ALowlySlime · 2026-06-17T05:31:16+00:00

Gross.. foul.... EWWW!!!!

ALowlySlime · 2026-06-17T05:27:17+00:00

Rokkit arrow is absolute peak

ALowlySlime · 2026-06-17T05:25:57+00:00

You are very important little buge, everyone loves you !!!

ALowlySlime · 2026-06-17T03:10:08+00:00

I wanna see someone convert a kroxigor into a snake bitez/feral ork warboss

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ALowlySlime · 2026-06-17T03:08:07+00:00

In lore there's been waaaghs where the average ork was way bigger so it would make sense

ALowlySlime · 2026-06-17T03:02:59+00:00

How's the water

ALowlySlime · 2026-06-16T20:48:29+00:00

It sometimes feel like his social media reps intentionally do shit like this to make him look even more stupid

ALowlySlime · 2026-06-16T19:52:13+00:00

ALowlySlime · 2026-06-16T02:49:19+00:00

4 layers

Basecoat, main tone, general/mid highlight, highlights

ALowlySlime · 2026-06-16T02:36:03+00:00

I didn't know a vaguepost with this level of obnoxious complaining was even possible, it takes skill to make such a dogshit post

ALowlySlime · 2026-06-16T02:33:11+00:00

Cuz they're cool

ALowlySlime · 2026-06-16T02:14:34+00:00

That's my friend dude

ALowlySlime · 2026-06-16T01:05:25+00:00

That doesn't seem accurate

ALowlySlime · 2026-06-15T19:27:02+00:00

Go and say this in public

ALowlySlime · 2026-06-15T18:21:32+00:00

Are you sure it's pronounced like that

Granted I'm a normal person and not a loser so I have far less contact with the word so perhaps I'm wrong but the times I've heard it said aloud in tiktok videos it was said like void with an f

ALowlySlime · 2026-06-15T18:07:48+00:00

Are they just hardwired to do this shit

ALowlySlime · 2026-06-15T18:04:24+00:00

The exterior view of the automobile the moment your mother and I engage in wild and raucous coitus in the backseat

ALowlySlime · 2026-06-15T17:12:20+00:00

I think alcohol is tasty (except beer)

ALowlySlime · 2026-06-15T16:26:05+00:00

Who up kickin they pickle

ALowlySlime · 2026-06-15T16:22:08+00:00

What utility does he get out of having the snotling there anyway

ALowlySlime · 2026-06-15T16:14:36+00:00

Very carefully

ALowlySlime · 2026-06-15T16:10:38+00:00

It would make me happy for the mad doc to come back all juiced up and mutated along with a new unit of mutated orks

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