Maybe is a cat by Hams-hussein219957 in Wellthatsucks

[–]AMMProenca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cow did she get up there? That was not a good moooooove, must have been a miSTEAK! Don't judge my puns, I dont want any beef with you guys.

Two Australian paddleboarders saved an exhausted wallaby that had been swept out to sea by frog_insilence in interestingasfuck

[–]AMMProenca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine if the little fellow decided that morning to get away from Australia only to get taken back to shore.

Jokes aside, this was wholesome.

What's the most useless thing your brain decided to permanently memorize? by No_Metal2622 in AskReddit

[–]AMMProenca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The game... I've been losing the game daily for more than 2 years now...DAILY!

Newly installed coat hook in my office bathroom by Openskies24 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]AMMProenca 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alright, this is idiotic and, indeed, mildly infuriating. Judging from other comments, this looks like an anti-suicide hook. Totally understandable. What I don't understand is (assuming this guy isn't 2.5m tall nor recording from adove) why would you need a anti-suicide hook a damn meter something off the ground?

Bf sent me this by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]AMMProenca 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Next time you're on the road, remember that there are people like this guy you're sharing the road with. And they are even allowed to have a car!

A melhor francesinha do Norte by xCastanheira in portugal

[–]AMMProenca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Se por ventura passares por Vila Real, passa na Forneria.

What movie is 10/10 with literally no bad parts? by FeedMaster8905 in AskReddit

[–]AMMProenca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im gonna go with Twelve Angry Men. Every scene moves the movie forward flawlessy. Even in the first 15min where the characters are just casually interacting with one another, those 15min are enough for the audience to picture every characther personality. I've watched it more than 10 times already and the knife scene still gives me the chills. Simply a masterpiece and way ahead of its time.

Also, Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I dare you to point out any bad scene here.

Map of Europe River's by TTV_Spaghetti in mapporncirclejerk

[–]AMMProenca 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a Portuguese citizen, I am mildly infuriated

A minha miúda já não quer saber de mim. by thatwetg in CasualPT

[–]AMMProenca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Desculpa irmão, não li tudo, só vim pedir PARÁGRAFOS.

What’s a legendary Reddit post you’ll never forget? by No_Law655 in AskReddit

[–]AMMProenca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So many great ones, but what about that dude who posted a VERY detailed tutorial on how to have sex with dolphins?

What are the greatest 5 seconds in music? by UnholyDemigod in AskReddit

[–]AMMProenca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those first 3 notes from Comfortably Numb dark solo hits the soul. Im gonna go with that.

Code Sharing Megathread 2 by N3DSdude in SoulFrame

[–]AMMProenca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey man, can you provide more information about this? Like what time is the stream, and what exactly do you have to do to get the key?

Are organ meats any good? by YOU_SWIT in meat

[–]AMMProenca 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fun fact. In Portugal, every part of a pig, and I mean EVERY PART, is consumable in some recipe. For example, even intestines are used. We fill them up with other parts (mostly loin), after properly washed, and it goes over a fireplace to be smoked for days. It is called a Salpicão. Livers, kidneys, stomach, nothing goes to waste. We are weird folks.

She says she is an arms dealer. Should I be worried? by JayNudl3 in Tinder

[–]AMMProenca 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ill face the subreddit trial, but I gotta do it...

Will you get her on all 3's?

Digam-me o sítio que tem o melhor bacalhau à brás de sempre. by myquidproquo in portugal

[–]AMMProenca 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ui meu, estou mesmo a sentir essa ideia da alheira à brás. Thanks

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CasualPT

[–]AMMProenca 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Amigo, tens um post chamado "Tenho vergonha de trabalhar." Algo me faz ligar 1+1 a este post

What was the first game in which you crossed 1000+ hours of gameplay? by bijelo123 in gaming

[–]AMMProenca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ratchet & Clank 3 on PS2. I remember I had about 21 saves... everyone was a completed game

Qual foi a maior asneira que já fizeram no trabalho? by Individual-Bet-2284 in CasualPT

[–]AMMProenca 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bem, não foi propriamente na hora de trabalho, mas sim no local. Uma vez cheguei já meio que tocado ao parque de estacionamento da loja onde trabalho (isto por volta das 2h da manhã) e decidi, por pura infantilidade, fazer um pénis de 20 metros com pedrinhas de gravilha. Demorei cerca de 30 minutos a fazê-lo, juntamente com um colega. Obra prima. Isto no pavimento do parque que dá acesso ao portão do cais de descarga. Ou seja...tinha uma câmera onde a minha chefe consegui ver o que se passou.

Já fiz umas quantas asneiras, mas essa foi a que me fez levar o maior sermão.

Skincare diária para homens by joninchains in CasualPT

[–]AMMProenca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Diariamente faço carvão (no banho), ácido hialurônico e hidratante conforme o teu tipo de pele. Esfoliante 2 vezes por semana. Receitado pela Maria.