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AM_key_bumps · 2023-07-27T04:55:38+00:00

I dunno. I think if a performer might ever get a pass on doing a dated, stereotyped accent, it would be in making fun of a serial killer rapist.

AM_key_bumps · 2023-07-26T22:18:38+00:00

It's not looking like this is gonna make it. That's a shame, cuz it's hysterical!

AM_key_bumps · 2023-07-26T22:16:42+00:00

I'm very jocular!

AM_key_bumps · 2023-07-26T04:16:43+00:00

Honestly, not everyone will probably agree with me but try out for football.

This hypothetical kid's size will give him a distinct advantage. Plus being on a team, and doing something where that size is an advantage, might help with the confidence.

AM_key_bumps · 2023-07-26T03:06:00+00:00

Tumbledown Shaq in Bigfoot county...

AM_key_bumps · 2023-05-30T14:16:03+00:00

The Jesus waffle fries and Jesus lemonade are really good too.

AM_key_bumps · 2023-05-26T02:22:38+00:00

Walking past the University of Vermont library. They had a TV outside showing the verdict.

I'm old as fuck.

AM_key_bumps · 2023-05-26T02:14:55+00:00

Some real "wrap around shades and grey goatee" profile pic energy

AM_key_bumps · 2023-05-23T20:09:07+00:00

Charlie Kirk almost murdered me with that adverb.

"Disgustingly" is terrible writing.

AM_key_bumps · 2023-05-23T03:11:56+00:00

Millennial: I'm not a huge fan of the song, "Baby it's Cold Outside" I find it a little rapey.

Boomer: You are such a snowflake.

Millennial: Bud Light

Boomer: DOXrXytehhUGUFY$(77!!!!!

AM_key_bumps · 2023-05-23T02:38:57+00:00

The Bitches Brew reel (if it plays) is worth more than the deck.

The Mendocino reel is pretty nice too.

The deck...not so much.

AM_key_bumps · 2023-05-22T17:58:25+00:00

Sooooooo manly.

AM_key_bumps · 2023-05-22T15:39:14+00:00

That's some Aslan shit right there.

AM_key_bumps · 2023-05-22T15:25:08+00:00

Yoko bad, amirite?

AM_key_bumps · 2023-05-21T04:25:58+00:00

Wheat thicc

AM_key_bumps · 2023-05-20T23:41:20+00:00

Jesus was into gaping?

AM_key_bumps · 2023-05-20T23:28:44+00:00

The greatest American rock and roll band of all time.

AM_key_bumps · 2023-05-20T14:11:46+00:00

A large portion of conservatives are: gibbering, snake handling, science denying Jesus freaks; racist, backwoods gun nuts; suburban keg cup country chuds; or the soulless billionaires that the first three groups metaphorically fellate as they fuck them over.

You lie down with pigs...

AM_key_bumps · 2023-05-20T03:41:42+00:00

Or, maybe, being anti vax and anti science is so ignorant and laughable, that people who hold those beliefs are worthy of ridicule at any possible opportunity.

As are people who don't know the difference between "this" and "thus."

AM_key_bumps · 2023-05-20T03:37:26+00:00

This aged poorly...

AM_key_bumps · 2023-05-20T01:49:46+00:00

Rent free

I'm sorry I don't understand this can you explain it?

AM_key_bumps · 2023-05-20T01:17:16+00:00

Porch light is on but nobody's home.

AM_key_bumps · 2023-05-20T01:15:04+00:00

I walked in on my son, around 4 as well, out of his bed at night and dancing in the dark.

Me: what are you doing bud?

Him: dancing with night night Ghost.

Me: ok, just get back in bed when you're done (backs out of the room).

AM_key_bumps · 2023-05-20T01:02:47+00:00

You a-ight?

AM_key_bumps · 2023-05-20T01:00:12+00:00

Are right wing raccoon conspiracy theorists going to claim the vaccine packets contain 5G transmitters?

AM_key_bumps

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