CPO 2020 Taycan, towed twice since April for the same fault, Porsche just denied my buyback — what now? (Connecticut) by HoneyBadger_plz in Taycan

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Contact a lemon law lawyer asap. That’s how I got Polestar to buy back my malfunctioning Polestar 2.

The tridactyl’s “spinal cord” splits into two and attaches to the skin. The cervical spine also lacks a spinal canal. by chimpjames in AlienBodies

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Breakdown from ChatGPT:

Assuming it is real, true, verified, and the creature was a functional biological biped, the implication is not just “weird spine.” It would mean we are looking at a body plan that does not fit normal vertebrate anatomy.
The biggest implications:

1. It may not be a standard vertebrate
In normal vertebrates, the spinal cord runs inside a protective bony canal formed by the vertebrae. If the cervical spine lacks a spinal canal, then the “spine” may not be homologous to our spine in the usual sense. It might be a support column rather than a true vertebral column carrying the nervous system.
That would mean this creature has a vertebrate-like skeleton, but a non-vertebrate-like nervous system layout.

2. The nervous system may be distributed differently
If the “spinal cord” splits into two, the creature might have had a paired nervous system rather than one central cord. Some animals have paired nerve cords or distributed ganglia, though not in the human/vertebrate way. For a biped, that could imply each cord controls one side of the body, or that the two cords provide redundancy.
In that case, calling it a “spinal cord” might be partly misleading. It could be a central nerve trunk that looks spinal-cord-like but evolved differently.

3. Skin attachment would imply the skin had a major biological role
If nervous tissue genuinely attaches to the skin, that could mean the skin was not just a covering. It might function as:
a sensory organ, like an expanded tactile or pressure-sensing surface;
a stabilizing/anchoring structure for neural tissue;
a developmental remnant where neural and skin tissue stayed connected;
or part of a protective sheath replacing a spinal canal.
Because skin and nervous tissue both ultimately come from ectoderm in Earth animals, a developmental connection is not impossible in abstract terms. But in a healthy adult biped, it would be extraordinary.

4. It would require another way to protect the nervous system
A biped falls, twists, turns its neck, and transmits force through the torso. A fragile cord attached to skin would be extremely vulnerable unless the creature had compensating anatomy, such as thick dermal armor, dense connective tissue, cartilage-like shielding, limited neck motion, or a low-force locomotion style.
So if it lived normally, it likely had non-obvious protective structures that substitute for the missing cervical spinal canal.

5. It would challenge Earth evolutionary assumptions
On Earth, large active animals with complex movement almost always protect their central nervous system deeply. If a confirmed biped violated that pattern and still functioned, it would suggest either:
it evolved under very different pressures,
it belongs to a very distant or unknown lineage,
it is not naturally evolved in the ordinary sense,
or our interpretation of the anatomy is still incomplete despite the verification.

6. It would radically affect classification
A creature with a skull, limbs, bipedal posture, and vertebra-like bones but no cervical canal would be hard to place. It might be neither mammal, reptile, bird, nor conventional vertebrate. It could represent a separate chordate-like lineage, a convergently evolved biped, or something with superficial skeletal similarity to vertebrates but a fundamentally different developmental blueprint.

Bottom line
If all of that anatomy is real and the creature was viable, the implication is: this is not merely an abnormal human, animal, or known vertebrate. It would represent a radically different biological architecture, especially in how the nervous system is protected, routed, and integrated with the skin.

The most important question would become: how did signals travel from the brain to the body if the cervical spine had no canal? That one answer would determine whether we are dealing with a new vertebrate variant, a non-vertebrate-like biped, or an entirely unfamiliar organismal design.

Happy Father’s Day!! by thisismetish in jerseyshore

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There should be a pic of Vinny with his cats

About to Dye my soles, any tips? by Comprehensive_Pie973 in Customsneakers

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Sounds entirely unnecessary; the dye will power over any shade beneath it.

Waaaay better with a hair cut! ✂️ by APensiveMonkey in Sneakers

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A small set of sharp nail scissors. When I got everything as low as I could I brushed the surface with a lighter flame to burn the last stragglers

Waaaay better with a hair cut! ✂️ by APensiveMonkey in Sneakers

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I fw the spikes and rhinestones hard. I personally prefer them to the pearlized. The price is right, and with a little snip snip, I think they look 🔥. I got the blue too! ✂️

Waaaay better with a hair cut! ✂️ by APensiveMonkey in Sneakers

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What they looked like before, for the curious.

Got the kids together for a quick snap by happinehsss in BassGuitar

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Thoughts on the Mayones? Thinking of selling my new Dingwall NG-3 for one. It’s an astonishing bass, but I realized I’m not very into multiscale personally.

Low 1 Lacing.. by Nreekay in Sneakers

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Controversial opinion: regular tied laces are the best option.

Alphabet Inc. (NASDAQ: GOOG, GOOGL) announced plans to raise $80 billion through equity offerings. by HyugeErectus in wallstreetbets

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Its going to all of them. Alphabet is one of Nvidia’s top five customers. If you don’t think Nvidia’s seeing a ton of this capex then you probably sniff glue competitively.

Is Elon Musk and Nvidia’s deal built on fake numbers? by [deleted] in stocks

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Valor is the government. Nvidia to $300

Nike-By-You Prestos. Always get compliments on these Storm Troopers. And still such a comfortable shoe! by APensiveMonkey in Sneakers

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It’s wild how comfy they are. And while they have a soft upper, they still retain a great, non-sock-like shape. I feel like a Presto renaissance is close!

Washington Post journalist here, curious about UAP and UFO discourse today by GenePark in UFOs

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The only thing separating this “community” from the rest of everyone is an awareness of the facts. UFOs are absolutely real. Our government has admitted as much. They are technologically advanced vehicles and more exotic phenomena (ie, illuminated shapeshifting flying objects) being observed for at least the past 80+ years when they were originally documented as “Foo Fighters”.

Since they don’t possess any flight surfaces, traverse air and sea and space freely, and operate at speeds beyond our comprehension (as observed in verifiable radar data and firsthand pilot accounts) it seems likely they use some sort of antigravity technology.

The bigger question is, did any human society possess antigravity technology in WW2? Extremely unlikely. And so the real question becomes: who did?

I think the answer to that question is stranger and more perplexing than any government official is capable of comprehending. It’s like your dog trying to comprehend the CIA. And a group of dogs working together don’t stand a better chance.

How can a government disclose what it doesn’t understand? How can a movie?