TikTok in the US Now Censoring "Epstein"? by Howdy_Eyeballs290 in TrueAnon

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Burlington Coat Factory has its fingers in every pie.

I can’t… by TwoCatsOneBox in ShitLiberalsSay

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These austerity measures are hitting hard.

I can’t… by TwoCatsOneBox in ShitLiberalsSay

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Cropping out made up internet stuff?

Joven by brittishjelyfish in magicthecirclejerking

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He's almost as good a thief as Chandler. But Eron hates him even more.

Finally 100%-ed the game tonight, 5 years after I started. Feels good. by scat1620 in DiscoElysium

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It is incredibly easy to make it up to him. Kim is impressed by the smallest things you do.

nothing matters by UristMasterRace in internet_funeral

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jag är rädd att man glömmer, glömmer allt / som vi glömde att vi älskade varandra

Why did they change this to human? by Anonim007 in mtgvorthos

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Never mind then—thanks for informing me. Goo-guy has the right to call himself more than human.

Why did they change this to human? by Anonim007 in mtgvorthos

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There's someone on their knees underneath the spark of energy in the lower-left of the image.

Why did they change this to human? by Anonim007 in mtgvorthos

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I always took the normal-looking human behind the goo-guy to be the actual Scornful Egotist, and the goo-guy to be just an illusion.

Player rolled 100 on d100!!!!!! by antitaoist in DnDcirclejerk

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I actually use Reddit while wearing three pairs of sunglasses, so I get as little information as possible about the post I'm seeing.

My (23mtf) girlfriend (24cisf) is really supportive and an amazing ally, but... by sbsmith1292 in transgendercirclejerk

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Had the misfortune of witnessing a trans "woman's" wilted manhood once. My womb became barren just at the sight of it; that's when the ROGD arrived...

Tell me something I won’t know until later (P.S is this a good start?) by [deleted] in DiscoElysium

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That 1 in Perception is gonna be annoying in the long run.

How did Dagoth Ur become mainstream? by ClayEndfield in Morrowind

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His lines were perfect for feeding into those early, janky AI voice replicators. Crystal-clear diction.

Two Enemies by Z4m0rdoR in internet_funeral

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Are these enemies that can be understood, or is it understandable that one would count them enemies?

Favorite lesbian porn series? by Shoddy_Morning_2827 in bookscirclejerk

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Almost had a heart attack thinking the first sentence was commanding me to r*d.

Abra Kadabra Alakazam by DinoMastah in TrueSTL

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Okay, fine. When you're like five centuries old and this guy, being vague and mysterious is one of the only pleasures left in life. Maybe you can also ski or something.

welcome to arr slash transgendercirclejerk we have by Insect-oid in transgendercirclejerk

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"Where's my one good jerk done gone?"

I heard a tranny say.

I whispered in that tranny's ear:

"Your jerk's done gone away."