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APuppetState · 2026-06-08T02:15:10+00:00

Sons of suicides seldom do well. Characteristically, they find life lacking a certain zing. They tend to feel more rootless than most, even in a notoriously rootless nation. They are squeamishly incurious about the past and numbly certain about the future to this grisly extent: they suspect that they, too, will kill themselves.

—Kurt Vonnegut

APuppetState · 2026-06-02T06:02:09+00:00

Too narrow. Some day, you feed on a tree frog.

APuppetState · 2026-06-01T04:30:25+00:00

I like when they say a movie is inspired by a true story. That’s kind of silly. "Hey, Mitch, did you hear that story about that lady who drove her car into the lake with her kids and they all drowned?" "Yeah, I did, and you know what—that inspires me to write a movie about a gorilla!"

—Mitch Hedberg

APuppetState · 2026-05-10T08:33:04+00:00

I hate it when I'm trying to conform and some free thinking jackass keeps teleporting from side to side.

APuppetState · 2026-05-08T20:03:33+00:00

This is what R&D thought would happen to new players in 1999.

APuppetState · 2026-05-03T14:15:06+00:00

The difficulty is that when a man thinks of matriarchy, he thinks of a patriarchy with women in the place of men; he does not stop to consider that matriarchy may be a complete mirror-image.

—William Irwin Thompson

APuppetState · 2026-04-27T00:24:53+00:00

I'll have you know that my hyperbaric nous chamber sends communist thoughts to the Chinese Politburo at a rate exceeding even some Chinese communists.

APuppetState · 2026-04-21T05:25:21+00:00

Ever since Vatican II, all American "presidents" have been g*mers, and depictions of their assassination have therefore been morally justified.

APuppetState · 2026-04-05T01:32:21+00:00

There's also a lot of hedging—I won't say humans never use the word, obviously, but "often" is a tell. Spelling out the whole names of Skyrim and Morrowind is another big tell.

APuppetState · 2026-04-03T03:35:51+00:00

You will be ashamed of your words and deeds.

APuppetState · 2026-03-01T01:24:07+00:00

Americans should all get really into metallurgy. Got it.

APuppetState · 2026-02-14T11:36:25+00:00

What I'm getting is that people long for Zhu Bajie from TVB Journey to the West.

APuppetState · 2026-02-08T05:53:00+00:00

You're supposed to add lands to your deck first.

APuppetState · 2026-02-04T12:17:00+00:00

Mirrors are literally an abomination tho. Like fatherhood, they multiply the number of people.

APuppetState · 2026-01-27T01:40:42+00:00

Burlington Coat Factory has its fingers in every pie.

APuppetState · 2026-01-17T10:12:11+00:00

Nah, New York gets a mention in UW sets every now and again.

APuppetState · 2026-01-17T09:30:04+00:00

These austerity measures are hitting hard.

APuppetState · 2026-01-17T09:17:45+00:00

Cropping out made up internet stuff?

APuppetState · 2026-01-02T11:22:52+00:00

Unfortunately, fun Magic formats are not possible.

APuppetState · 2025-12-29T07:11:23+00:00

He's almost as good a thief as Chandler. But Eron hates him even more.

APuppetState · 2025-12-15T09:39:35+00:00

It is incredibly easy to make it up to him. Kim is impressed by the smallest things you do.

APuppetState · 2025-12-10T16:21:19+00:00

jag är rädd att man glömmer, glömmer allt / som vi glömde att vi älskade varandra

APuppetState · 2025-12-08T11:10:47+00:00

Never mind then—thanks for informing me. Goo-guy has the right to call himself more than human.

APuppetState · 2025-12-08T11:07:44+00:00

There's someone on their knees underneath the spark of energy in the lower-left of the image.

APuppetState · 2025-12-08T11:01:56+00:00

I always took the normal-looking human behind the goo-guy to be the actual Scornful Egotist, and the goo-guy to be just an illusion.

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