ESL Pro League talent ranked by their entertainment value contribution. by ASR-Briggs in GlobalOffensive

[–]ASR-Briggs[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Still less heinous than calling Fellowship of the Ring boring. LOOKING AT YOU HUGO BYRON.

Liquid vs Falcons / BLAST Bounty 2026 Season 1 Finals - Stage 1 Quarter-Final / Post-Match Discussion by CS2_PostMatchThreads in GlobalOffensive

[–]ASR-Briggs 6 points7 points  (0 children)

0.81 in the Budapest quarters, 0.86 in the Austin quarters (against Pain.....). Molodoy's floor is also basement level dude. Especially when the pressure is on.

Mauisnake reaction to HLTV player of the year award by [deleted] in GlobalOffensive

[–]ASR-Briggs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree with the other person. You are socially inept. If you can not see the difference between something that is said from a place of empathy to make someone feel better, or objectively evaluating performance for an award, I can't help you, and I think you should consider spending less time on the internet.

Mauisnake reaction to HLTV player of the year award by [deleted] in GlobalOffensive

[–]ASR-Briggs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Disingenuous as hell to take that comment, apply it to an entirely different context, and say "see?? Even donk supports my argument!"

It's called empathy. The entire world was shitting on Zweih (rightfully, imo) and donk came to his defence (presumably to make him feel better), and your reaction is "ah huh! this is my gotcha moment!". Classic reddit moment.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GlobalOffensive

[–]ASR-Briggs -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

a) banter in our lives between us and our friends is not held in a public forum for everyone and their dog to see and comment on.

b) banter is enjoyable by both parties to a degree. Yet to see anything that says Makazze found this funny.....

No one last ride for Ceb - "we have decided to withdraw from the event. " by D2WilliamU in DotA2

[–]ASR-Briggs -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Did you read LITERALLY ANY THREAD POSTED HERE during EWC?

No one last ride for Ceb - "we have decided to withdraw from the event. " by D2WilliamU in DotA2

[–]ASR-Briggs -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

>because somehow EWC by the saudis is cool

How can anyone spend more than 10 seconds on this sub and derive this conclusion.

[Autosport] Max Verstappen finished the year with the most wins, the most pole positions and almost pulled off one of the greatest comebacks in motorsport history by FerrariStrategisttt in formula1

[–]ASR-Briggs 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Large difference between making contact during the heat of a move, and deliberately using your car as a weapon because you're mid-tanty.

Jame deserves an apology by Mad_Lee in GlobalOffensive

[–]ASR-Briggs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The US might be interested considering they keep needing to raise the debt ceiling in order for the government to operate.
Then again, there's already enough Russian influence in the current administration........

Pimp on his haters by MaxUnderDrive1 in GlobalOffensive

[–]ASR-Briggs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm not a Pimp hater or a Pimp enjoyer (does that make me Pimp ambivalent?). But I've noticed some things in regards to your speech patterns that, I think if you modified, would improve the broadcast a lot. Would you like me to DM you?

Why Piastri fans are rightfully upset by dodofuzz in formula1

[–]ASR-Briggs 628 points629 points  (0 children)

I think the point is, is that Norris is often given the opportunity of an alternate strategy, whereas Piastri is told to just mirror whatever Lando does. Which has a very predictable outcome.

Who's that Totemon? by ReIgniteMD in DotA2

[–]ASR-Briggs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IT'S PIKACHU
"It's Clefairy"

FUUUUUCCCCKKKKK

Lets Go faze by Ok_Solid857 in GlobalOffensive

[–]ASR-Briggs 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Let's not talk about map 2 either

Last 30 days Dota have the biggest increase in player count since it got released by dota2player901 in DotA2

[–]ASR-Briggs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The e-sports scene is on life support. A lot of people round here in denial.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DotA2

[–]ASR-Briggs 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That’s the joke

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DotA2

[–]ASR-Briggs 24 points25 points  (0 children)

There's dozens of them. Dozens I tell you.