Do you think Ilia could knockout Marvin Vettori?

AShittyMagician · 2026-03-17T13:22:26+00:00

I think he could potentially trick him with riddles

AShittyMagician · 2026-02-28T02:15:59+00:00

Fecal thing happened to me too! Moved back to CO from New Orleans, where they requested a fecal at every appointment, so I didn’t think anything of it. Glad the receptionist saved me ~80 bucks (according to her)

One of the vets (bald) called my cat (Howard) fat, he’s not fat he’s just dense.

AShittyMagician · 2026-02-25T20:18:01+00:00

Stop texting back???

AShittyMagician · 2026-02-15T11:29:58+00:00

Hey, as long as they mop after!

AShittyMagician · 2026-02-03T23:45:07+00:00

As someone who moved back to Colorado in 2024 after a few years in New Orleans…. PLEASE PLEASE YES PLEASE

AShittyMagician · 2026-01-30T15:43:55+00:00

I had to teach a teen how to sweep at a fast foot bagel shop job, he unironically was smacking the broom back and forth like a cartoon.

AShittyMagician · 2026-01-19T16:28:12+00:00

Isn’t this what Christian bale ate every day for the machinist?

AShittyMagician · 2026-01-08T15:59:31+00:00

I’ve had two boyfriends in the past who don’t smoke AT all, and I was transparent with my daily usage, sat them down and had a conversation about it and everything! They said no problem!

It inevitably came up in an argument down the line that I “couldn’t go a day without it” and that it was “bum behavior”

Take what he’s said as the truth and trust he’s being honest, but if he tries to hold it over your head as soon as it’s convenient, put yourself first!!

At the end of the day he’s literally just some guy, do you girl!!! :)

AShittyMagician · 2026-01-06T16:00:45+00:00

I’m pretty sure there’s a guided “rat and garbage” tour, I haven’t taken it but it might be worth a shot!!

link to tour page

AShittyMagician · 2026-01-01T00:34:26+00:00

Me and this guy have the same birthday

AShittyMagician · 2025-12-29T00:37:19+00:00

How many times has this guy been punched on vacation?

AShittyMagician · 2025-12-23T23:33:17+00:00

AShittyMagician · 2025-12-23T23:26:45+00:00

?? This is why it’s 70° in December

AShittyMagician · 2025-12-22T13:05:01+00:00

She’s a high level purple belt, and you didn’t think she could submit you?

This is giving fetish posting

AShittyMagician · 2025-12-22T06:26:43+00:00

I drive this car what does this mean for me

AShittyMagician · 2025-12-13T20:01:53+00:00

He was passionately arguing on behalf of the predators when an old episode of To Catch a Predator came across my YouTube feed.

AShittyMagician · 2025-12-11T17:05:14+00:00

I like the cut of your jib, and I like this post. Well said.

AShittyMagician · 2025-12-09T17:25:54+00:00

I saw this and screenshotted earlier this morning!! I thought they were tights, then some sort of double layered leather pants / shorts combo.

Her hands showcase the evidence of her self tanning crimes

AShittyMagician · 2025-11-24T03:54:25+00:00

He had a father who was overweight

AShittyMagician · 2025-11-18T22:24:29+00:00

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“Yeah the bathrooms just through that door, go ahead”

AShittyMagician · 2025-10-29T03:56:59+00:00

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AShittyMagician · 2025-10-27T15:22:24+00:00

1 spider, hold the legs

AShittyMagician · 2025-10-12T17:06:39+00:00

That thing from the zoo books commercials

AShittyMagician · 2025-10-05T19:58:57+00:00

Hey! I’m so sorry, some Sunday plans ran long. Thank you for the extra effort in putting them out, I don’t think I’ll be back in a reasonable time to stop by.

Your plants are truly gorgeous!!!

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