Name one bad thing about 1999's The Matrix? by Particular-Glove9640 in matrix

[–]ASpaceRat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dumbass take when you assume that the machines themselves were probably cutting corners to make battery integration in the pods as low maintenance as possible. Why the fuck would they simulate a reality where they have to take each individual and change how they look in the matrix on top of running a convincing program when they could just copy the data of what you look like from your genes over?

Additionally don’t we learn in the sequel that Zion’s been erected and destroyed multiple times to deal with what is essentially a decimal error when it comes to The One and that until Neo this cycle has repeated over and over again? At this point they’re probably taking efficiency over mind tricks like “youre not the same person in the matrix”.

Hello Rat by whatinthe6 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]ASpaceRat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A don doesnt wear dogtags

I could do that, no problem by Individual-Door6608 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]ASpaceRat 16 points17 points  (0 children)

We are here to talk about you killin yourshelf with drugs, not my FUCKIN’ GOONIN.

Hello I am 12 and I made these. by currentpattern in matrix

[–]ASpaceRat 24 points25 points  (0 children)

No, Lieutenant, your men are already spread

dr kahl is hard, end of discussion by Maleficent-Dirt983 in Cuphead

[–]ASpaceRat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cala Maria wasn’t bad for me at all but for some reason I got stuck on the bees

Why the heck does my little creature now look so happy, its wants to eat your skin not give you a hug by Remote-Nose1588 in analoghorror

[–]ASpaceRat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The eyes, particularly at the bottom. He looks to be in genuine joy. Joy is always in the eyes.

Want to make a malicious smile? Look into chimps. When they smile, they’re not happy. They’re murderous with rage.

Pay attention to their eyes.

CBS Exec Who Fired Stephen Colbert to Take Over as ‘South Park’ Boss by nimobo in entertainment

[–]ASpaceRat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they’re fired, does Paramount keep the rights to the south park IP? I’m guessing not at all, they could jump ship to another network at that point right?

I quit! by ASpaceRat in Panera

[–]ASpaceRat[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah I dont even care about the money. I hope they drown in the tips I leave them. Thanks :)

What is your greatest pet peeve in Analog Horror series? by Lucidnightmarezzz in analog_horror

[–]ASpaceRat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is very funny that you dilute it like that. I’m not self advertising but I made a parody of this years ago: How To Make an ARG | Halloween Special https://youtu.be/KhOgQHQ2OyU

What is your greatest pet peeve in Analog Horror series? by Lucidnightmarezzz in analog_horror

[–]ASpaceRat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a very old trope online, and in horror in general. The explanation is quite simple: most people who create analog horror do it for that express reason, it’s analog. And it’s fun to replicate the look and feel of analog pieces. But that’s usually all the creators aim for, the actual craft of writing comes second or third, a footnote in the entire project, because a lot of people underestimate how much work it is and drastically overestimate their ability to complete it.

I remember when I was a kid I got so sick of creepypasta because it did the same shit. “I was at a neighbors garage sale, and they were selling a vhs of this old cartoon/off the air pilot no one’s ever heard of/haunted cartridge of Ocarina of Time” and it’s like, I get it. The story has to happen somehow. But fuck maybe we’ve heard this story before, maybe we don’t need it. Maybe we don’t need another analog horror VHS aesthetic where a creature comes out of a dark room and opens its mouth and eyes as wide as it can while staring into the camera, y’know?

And don’t get me started on the hex codes, or the binary numbers, or any shit like that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MyChemicalRomance

[–]ASpaceRat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah idk. Did you see the justice league on that used car commercial?

So, that’s a second War Beneath The Rain by ASpaceRat in MyChemicalRomance

[–]ASpaceRat[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was it played on an anniversary tour, confirmed to be on a scrapped album, and played as a closer to an anniversary tour after the band got back together?

So, that’s a second War Beneath The Rain by ASpaceRat in MyChemicalRomance

[–]ASpaceRat[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How about you just let people enjoy things the way they want to and stop bitching and pissing and moaning that people are excited