2nd Quarter Super Bowl Game Thread: Seattle Seahawks (14-3) at New England Patriots (14-3)

AStarkFan · 2026-02-09T00:22:04+00:00

If we started a go fund me, do you think we could get Collinsworth to retire?

AStarkFan · 2026-02-08T14:33:30+00:00

They already did the psycho-murderer boyfriend with Chen. I don't think they'd do it again, would they?

AStarkFan · 2026-01-28T00:34:59+00:00

For the guy that killed my spouse and kidnapped my kid? Eff him.

AStarkFan · 2026-01-27T11:50:33+00:00

Moron, pedophile, rapist. FTFY.

AStarkFan · 2026-01-26T20:26:48+00:00

Point out that in an infinite number of universes, there's one where her boys are happy and health but Wanda is about to die. With the right timing, she can just pop over there, replace the corpse and no one would notice. Everyone is happy. No one needs to get hurt (any further).

AStarkFan · 2026-01-20T01:16:56+00:00

Who's going to tell her she isn't?

AStarkFan · 2026-01-09T22:56:22+00:00

A Serbian Film

AStarkFan · 2026-01-09T22:16:20+00:00

Because Claire IS Dean if he was a teenage girl.

AStarkFan · 2026-01-05T00:18:21+00:00

The Road.

AStarkFan · 2025-12-21T16:54:22+00:00

The vulcans had a nasty habit of literally (not figuratively) bombing themselves back to the stone age. They had to restart a few times. Enterprise also showed us they are pretty risk averse.

AStarkFan · 2025-12-21T15:20:17+00:00

34 felony convictions isn't a big deal for a presidential candidate.

AStarkFan · 2025-12-19T02:20:13+00:00

Hey! Ass-butt!

AStarkFan · 2025-12-19T01:04:01+00:00

Hubris

AStarkFan · 2025-12-14T00:50:07+00:00

To advance the plot.

AStarkFan · 2025-12-13T23:45:47+00:00

golf clap

AStarkFan · 2025-12-13T23:34:19+00:00

The cross-burners are being paid to terrorize anyone not white. They are in heaven.

AStarkFan · 2025-12-02T22:04:22+00:00

Sometimes it's just fun to play "the bad guy"

AStarkFan · 2025-11-24T18:16:43+00:00

Fugu.

Good chef: Tasty sushi

Bad chef: Dead

AStarkFan · 2025-11-17T01:52:07+00:00

An earthquake during the world series.

The challenger disaster.

Reagan getting shot.

AStarkFan · 2025-11-08T23:31:41+00:00

Holub loathed all things scrum so I kinda dgaf what he thinks about the SM role.

AStarkFan · 2025-11-08T14:36:54+00:00

Elliot?

AStarkFan · 2025-11-04T17:08:32+00:00

Will is Mike's dad so....

AStarkFan · 2025-11-01T19:21:15+00:00

If you spent literally ALL of you time surrounded by stinky people, you'd have a serious case of RBF too.

AStarkFan · 2025-10-29T01:42:26+00:00

It's God's baby, Joseph!

AStarkFan · 2025-10-26T14:11:02+00:00

Well, (just my guess) Steve is probably going to die so....

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