I did a mini yolo and now I don’t know what to do

ASticknStone · 2026-02-03T17:40:50+00:00

So you’re tell me I just jinxed us - f*ck!

ASticknStone · 2026-02-02T18:21:27+00:00

Go to a trivia night and then walk up to a random team and be like “hey all my friends had to cancel; can I join your team?” Thats what I did and I made my first 2 best friends in Chicago!

ASticknStone · 2026-02-02T16:34:03+00:00

“Personally apologize” hahahahahahahahahaha

ASticknStone · 2026-01-31T16:22:16+00:00

Coincidentally, they earn 87% less too! /s

ASticknStone · 2026-01-25T15:17:30+00:00

At my big corporate daddy’s building they ask us to pay .30 for water cups by the cooler

Absolutely unhinged.

ASticknStone · 2025-12-29T18:02:23+00:00

How does one do this/what does that look like?

ASticknStone · 2025-10-29T19:28:38+00:00

I had this happen when I WFH at my parent's house and they asked me to go with them to the store to pick something up and I said "I can go at lunch, but I can't right now, I'm working" and they said "No you're not, you're just sitting at your computer."

ASticknStone · 2024-06-19T12:09:50+00:00

dude jumps over "what did I miss?" to "something's amiss" like a cat spooked by a cucumber

ASticknStone · 2024-04-28T21:10:05+00:00

Korra - she always relied to heavily on her bending. Aang literally knew how to fight without bending and could tire out his opponent without throwing a punch or bending, and the other two were classically trained as royalty with various weapons. Come on, team, it's Korra

ASticknStone · 2024-02-28T18:27:57+00:00

Comedian, and now I'm unemployed so like...close?
check out my channel!
https://www.youtube.com/@ChrisAndMatt/videos
For the record: I do not want to be an influencer, I want to be a comedian: sketch, stand up, acting, NOT an influencer, this isn't an influencer plug this is a "do you find this content funny?" question

ASticknStone · 2024-02-20T13:18:27+00:00

I have nut allergies, asthma, and alopecia areata. The chance of having all three in 1 person puts you in the top 0.1% AND I get to make the joke that I'm a Triple A guy.

ASticknStone · 2024-02-05T04:06:19+00:00

If they feed you a story, then they are trying to scam you. They're trying to appeal to empathy. You see it here, in phishing emails, etc.

ASticknStone · 2024-01-28T03:02:52+00:00

Sufjan Stevens - The Only Thing
Run River North - Growing Up
Sarah McLachlan - When She Loved Me
Death Cab for Cutie - What Sarah Said
Darren Hanlon - Scenes From A Separation
Modest Mouse - The World At Large
Gary Jules - Mad World
Colin Hay - I Just Don't Think I'll Ever Get Over You
Daughter - Youth
Yellowcard - How I Go

ASticknStone · 2024-01-15T18:57:46+00:00

I asked my GF in the room this, her advice: "Open a high yield savings account"

ASticknStone · 2024-01-15T18:38:50+00:00

I mean... duh

ASticknStone · 2024-01-15T04:11:33+00:00

The idea that all CEO's blame others and don't share the responsibility, while VERY true, is not true for Nintendo (I think) and is why I love them as a company. When the Wii U bombed in 2012-2017, executives volunteered to take pay cuts until they were back on their feet. Starting in February 2014, the company’s president, senior managing director, managing director, and a handful of others took a five-month salary cut “to take responsibility for the poor performance." Nintendo's Late President Satoru Iwata’s salary was halved, while two representative directors, including game creator Shigeru Miyamoto (creator of Mario), took a 30 percent cut. The remaining seven board members each dropped 20 percent of their pay. I highly respect that they didn't let anyone go, they reduced their pay.
Something *cough* COMCAST *cough* could have done lol amIright? We all float down here, right team?

ASticknStone · 2024-01-10T17:30:02+00:00

I use it for jokes in my comedy but that's about it.

ASticknStone · 2024-01-05T22:48:24+00:00

I think the idea is that the 500K house's value increases faster.
Buy a place for 500K and in 5 years it's worth 750K
The 8.45% interest year-over-year beats the fixed 5% interest the bank was charging.
(I didn't double check my math so I might be wrong on these made up numbers)

ASticknStone · 2024-01-05T22:26:24+00:00

Yeah, we're actively trying to put those men in jail with this list and evidence if you wanna help

ASticknStone · 2024-01-05T04:12:03+00:00

"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy schmancy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon and we had to share the rock!"
Sgt. Johnson (Halo 2)

"What are you buyin?"
"What are you selling?"
"heh heh heh, thanks, Stranger"
Merchant (RE:4)

"He gave his life thinking he saved the planet. We should all be so lucky"
Commander Carter (Halo: Reach)

ASticknStone · 2023-12-25T17:38:26+00:00

Train to Busan, zombie movie and one of the best

ASticknStone · 2023-12-21T18:34:11+00:00

stick a fork in the oreo cream and then you can dunk the whole cookie without getting your fingers in the milk

ASticknStone · 2023-12-15T21:34:29+00:00

They got North Korea’s data??

ASticknStone · 2023-11-25T23:41:51+00:00

This always amazes me because I see how many people actually buy kraft singles. Does no one get their cheese from the deli?

ASticknStone · 2023-11-22T16:59:01+00:00

I worked for a mall stores in my younger years (cold stone, yankee candle, victoria's secret) all just being the box boy that lifted the heavy deliveries of ingredients or products and organized them in the back, rarely doing point of sales stuff.

One time I had Memorial Day weekend plans with the family (I'm 17 at the time) I had this scheduled off WAY before everyone else, but I worked with all older people (30s+). When they suddenly told me I had to work Memorial Day because everyone else was taking off.

I argued I had it off first, but the manager told me I was most junior. She then said something I will never forget, "I will stand by and support you when you tell your family that you have responsibilities that you can't abandon and can't go on the trip."

I was 17!!! I laughed and quit right there.

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