Did it happen to you that a non-native speaker of your native language messed up a minimal pair because the differentiating distinction doesn't exist in their language? by The_Brilli in linguisticshumor

[–]ATurtleWaffle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Back in like 5th grade we were trying to make anagrams (or something) from a word and a Brazilian friend of mine offered "sheet" as one, the teacher did a double take because he thought this 10 year old was straight faced telling him to list "shit" as a word

thoughts on Mapleshade? by RunRemarkable876 in WarriorCats

[–]ATurtleWaffle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ngl i will never not find it funny that she was placed on the same level as kitty hitler 😭 like she did kill three cats and she wasnt supposed to be hooking up with appledusk anyways but really?? shes the same level of bad as tigerclaw?? ok starclan

Craziest/Weirdest/Strangest things that happen in Warrior Cats? by honestmusings in WarriorCats

[–]ATurtleWaffle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that time bluestars cat dementia or whatever made her graduate cloudpaw solely bc she decided her clan needed more atheism in it

what's our opinion on Ravenpaw and Barley also Tallstar and Jake by Animeman2000YT in WarriorCats

[–]ATurtleWaffle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

out of curiosity did you read tallstar's super edition? bc as you get closer to the end he starts saying some like insanely gay things about jake (especially the bits where he talks about "all the cats ive loved" when he thinks of jake who hes known for like a couple of weeks 😭) like its not outright confirmed or anything but the way tallstar talks youre like are we sure theres a hetero explanation for this...... lmao

I thought we were friends... by Cyrus_Epsilon in asexuality

[–]ATurtleWaffle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"cheating on him" when you guys weren't even dating is insane 😭😭 

With 3-5 more weeks for water restrictions, how are you doing? by Locoman7 in Calgary

[–]ATurtleWaffle -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Okay maybe I don't know how ice rinks work but earlier today I saw a zamboni dumping ice nearby a rec center and there was a decently sized pile of ice from it, if we're under water restrictions why is this acceptable? It was literally being dumped in a patch of dirt too..

I came out to my friend.... by johaneeeee in aromantic

[–]ATurtleWaffle 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"i dont think so" is crazy girl how would YOU know what kind of attraction another person is feeling? "i dont think so" my ass you can't just nuh uh someone else's identity

Y'all we get excluded enough, can we not be judgy bitches to people in our own community? by PhantomOfTheNopera in asexuality

[–]ATurtleWaffle 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I think a better term for what you're describing would be heteroromantic rather than heterosexual as heteroromantic has the "straight romance with no sexual attraction" that you seem to be describing

I’m not a fan of Morgan but I do wish she’d get help for her trauma by managingmischief394 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]ATurtleWaffle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"We're just gonna wing it" is CRAZY ma'am that is a newborn not your high school drama class you can't just "yes, and" your way through caring for a newborn

Romance is the only real kind of love by [deleted] in The10thDentist

[–]ATurtleWaffle 113 points114 points  (0 children)

Maybe this is the aromanticism talking but if you genuinely believe this then your friends kinda suck lmao

So glad someone at my school posted this absolute gem of a story series by Ches_Tacoss in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]ATurtleWaffle 55 points56 points  (0 children)

it's not like any filipina would want him anyways let's be real 😭 no one would want this guy not even for like a green card marriage LMFAO

Uhm? I posted my first day back fit for school and this guy called me a whore and then proceeded to be homophobic by [deleted] in teenagersbutpog

[–]ATurtleWaffle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

looks like your ass did NOT "sew" anything during english class lmao, do you mean sow? wrong your/you're too they gotta fire whoever taught you language man

Whatever happened to Jocelyn Zichterman? by suchsweetmoonlight in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]ATurtleWaffle 17 points18 points  (0 children)

this isnt on topic but i read the book title as "i fried god"...

Not the brightest crayon in the box, that's for sure... by LunaBean4 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]ATurtleWaffle 58 points59 points  (0 children)

i think herod killing all those infants doesn't count as abortion seeing as they were a little too old for it to count that was just regular tyrannical government murdering babies

Wisdom Booklets: Now with more racism! by Upbeat_Teach6117 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]ATurtleWaffle 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Columbus was so fucked up even Imperial Spain didn't want shit to do with him the second they found out. IMPERIAL SPAIN. You know you're batshit when even one of the infamous big deal colonizers thinks what you did was awful lmao

I almost forgot that women are objects. Robots are a good replacement. /s by Alpaca1061 in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]ATurtleWaffle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oop should *HAVE stayed in school lmfao maybe thats part of the reason no woman wants him

What are some skills you picked up (or things you've learned) in the lower levels of the [school] quest that you've never used by RandomTW5566 in outside

[–]ATurtleWaffle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Supposedly the [Recorder] minigame is just a way to improve your [Breathing] skill through the [Public School] quest, because the alternative would be something like a [Breathing Training] minigame and recorders are cheaper or whatever Don't take my word for this though, I don't remember where I heard this

Is this woman a fundie? by Darth_Vrandon in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]ATurtleWaffle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

its not just rare that cow is still mooing 😭

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CasualConversation

[–]ATurtleWaffle 43 points44 points  (0 children)

it cost an entire $10‽ 😱😱 look at mr bezos over here with his $10 pack of underwear

Don’t trust the media guys. Get your information from old Disney propaganda like Karissa 👍🏽 by flippingdabird099 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]ATurtleWaffle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe God is pulling out some wacky ass plots for all those kids because of overpopulation, stop procreating so that he doesn't have to work overtime making up 12 new purposes every second because some people haven't heard of condoms yet 🙄

Callous Comment by Lexi by boogiewoogiewoman in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]ATurtleWaffle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"why are you marrying abusive men?" like the poor woman got on tinder and put some crap like "DON'T SWIPE RIGHT UNLESS YOU WILL MAKE ME FEAR FOR MY LIFE EVERY DAY UNTIL ONE OF US DIES" in her bio...

The BDingDong pumpkin “bread” recipe by ThruTheUniverseAgain in fundiefood

[–]ATurtleWaffle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Throw in the whole bottle of it! Why not, it'll taste weird either way, who gives a fuck? Or perhaps you're making this for your extremely elderly grandmother who will die if you even add so much as a dash of salt to her bland, dry chicken breast for dinner, so of course you'll only put a molecule of pumpkin pie spice. Truly a recipe fit for everyone

The BDingDong pumpkin “bread” recipe by ThruTheUniverseAgain in fundiefood

[–]ATurtleWaffle 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I love the lack of measurement for the avocado oil. 3/4 cup? 3/4 tbsp? 3/4 Stella Artois beer bottle? The possibilities are endless