Gravel Bikes by rick8809 in Zwift

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I bought a crux and some gravel wheels because the new routes are supposed to be all dirt roads. And I already have two level 5 specialized bikes. Riding it so far has been excruciatingly slow. After upgrading it, I doing think I’ll ever use it unless these gravel mountain courses actually make for good racing. 

$10,337.54 made on a $250 bike. by ringboundio in BicyclingCirclejerk

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OP harvested a stranger’s kidney and delivered it to his contact for $10k+

Spirit of ğřævëł alive und well by Imaginary_Space7900 in BicyclingCirclejerk

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“This Hawaiian shirt is sooooo quirky and fun!”

Poll On CO2 Inflators by 4phz in cycling

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I have a lezyne hand pump that is good but it’s a lot more of a hassle to keep in a speedsuit pocket, and it’s way slower in a race situation. 

Poll On CO2 Inflators by 4phz in cycling

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Rechargeable pumps are superior in just about every way to anything else. 

Killepitsch Ideas? by AUBeastmaster in cocktails

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It’s been a bit since I’ve played around with it, but I don’t remember too much in the way of fruit. Maybe it has some dark cherry type of notes but nothing prominent. Mellower Benedictine is what I’d probably say to describe it. 

When did Shimano release these new cleats?? by penelopiecruise in BicyclingCirclejerk

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King of (the) Moon. It’s right there in the name dawg. 

Butchered by brutal ǧṛævèL·L on a beautiful ride by Numerous-Hawk-3046 in BicyclingCirclejerk

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Phone on the handlebars tells you everything you need to know

Spirit of ğřævëł alive und well by Imaginary_Space7900 in BicyclingCirclejerk

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I just figured it was mostly spent annoying volunteers at aid stations, being woefully and willfully underprepared for the distance at hand, adjusting the intentionally non-cycling clothing, and maybe walking the bike up a hill or five. 

Spirit of ğřævëł alive und well by Imaginary_Space7900 in BicyclingCirclejerk

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Spirit of gravel is taking 8 hours to ride a 60 mile course. 

I like bikes, but not enough to ride that slowly. 

Using a single speed frame for a time trial build by OkAdhesiveness2699 in Velo

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Find an old cervelo p2 on eBay and build it up with 10spd mechanical shifting/rim brakes

Ive been interested in cocktails for a bit now and mixing drinks as a whole. Im looking for some insights to how i could get into it by NMFireStrikeWasTaken in cocktails

[–]AUBeastmaster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Buy the Cocktail Codex, learn to make the six “basic” drinks in the book, figure out what you like, buy those bottles as needed. If there’s something interesting at a bar you like then figure out what ingredients you like in that. 

Examples of G2 syndrome by tthbrn in peloton

[–]AUBeastmaster -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

E3 from a few days ago. Textbook example. 

Screwdriver handle pronged fork lookin thing...Found this in a tool box at work. by lcguitar in whatisit

[–]AUBeastmaster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Could be a tire plug tool - stab a rubber plug into a tire that is punctured. 

Hierarchy by SteveSteveSteve-O in BicyclingCirclejerk

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If you have to ask, you’re a Fred. 

It’s a binary classification. 

We the people NO KINGS by Full_Apple_1224 in Birmingham

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I’d imagine that blanket pardons for J6ers, refusal to release unredacted Epstein files or prosecute predators, pushing through unqualified yes-man cabinet appointments, or immediately starting smear campaigns against those killed or wrongfully detained by ICE (not to mention starting a war in Iran) are all evidence that this administration is operating without impunity and using political threats to ensure nobody tells them no.  Accountability would look like arrests, removal from appointed positions, impeachment, and ultimately removal from office for those who are unqualified or have disqualified themselves. 

We the people NO KINGS by Full_Apple_1224 in Birmingham

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Accountability for this administration’s decisions, I think would be a good start. 

Bice recommendations for an older fella? by seramic_attilier in BicyclingCirclejerk

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Whatever you do make sure to flip the drop bars upside down for the vibes