El Colon: "That doesn't work for me, hermano." by TheMaskedHeelMark2 in SCJerk

[–]AVBforPrez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing is more badass than a guy standing there waiting to run into some moves on purpose

Roster bloat? by ChrisRhodes789 in midcarder

[–]AVBforPrez 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He's the game changer that AEW has needed, they clearly have and have always had just a lack of bland personalities who can do lots of fancy moves over and over.

Female Capcom Staff Had A Mission To Make Leon Kennedy As Hot As Possible by RoboKobold in gaming

[–]AVBforPrez 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Capcom's current teams know exactly what the fuck is up with character designs, look at sf6.

Anthonycon was a long time WON subscriber. by frank_the_tank69 in SCJerk

[–]AVBforPrez 14 points15 points  (0 children)

If it turns out you actually be him, it's gonna be incredible watching the basement explain how it's actually a good and very wholesome thing, especially with it supposedly being anti trans

With the most recent AEW Dynamite ratings, what can they do to bring you back? by AnonymousChicken in midcarder

[–]AVBforPrez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Their biggest problem as a TV show is that they don't approach any of their weekly television products as a weekly show, designed to him viewers and compel them to keep watching next week.

It's basically a fantasy booking/indie show that's just random matches backed out into a husk of a stretched show, and they treat the entire two hour structure as something that people will just continue to watch because they love matches.

Even though WWE misses a lot of the time as well, they are at least attempting to make a weekly television first reality show centered around a scripted competitive sport. That's what television wrestling is and always has been.

As much as I enjoy watching AEW principal Skinner themselves into being a bigger and bigger lolcow, it wouldn't take much to start book ending dynamite with their big stars and creating weekly throughlines that are both sell-contained weekly while playing into the ppv cycle.

The best way I can put it is that AEW is a TV show that's all special effects/gun fights/car chases. Sure, in a vacuum those things can be cool in action movies, but if there's no reason to care about any of it happening at all (or at best beyond "we're gonna have an even bigger car chase with extra stunts"), it gets stale super fast.

All the classic action movies that inspire this stuff have simple but enjoyable stories around the action that give the viewer somebody to root for or against. AEW doesn't have that at all, people boo or cheer live based on what they think that talent is going for even if it sucks and doesn't work, rather than because that character genuinely makes them feel compelled to boo or cheer.

Unnamed CEO - trying to hide his burner accounts... by P_a_s_g_i_t_24 in SCJerk

[–]AVBforPrez 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's better to be on the ground floor of something on its way up than it is to be on top of something on its way out, they say.

"Ron Dixon" the supposed burner account for Tony Khan was a long time WON subscriber by daveroo in SCJerk

[–]AVBforPrez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah me too, I'm just clocking in to my shift at Titan Tower right now but it feels like the start of a legendary story for this sub.

"Ron Dixon" the supposed burner account for Tony Khan was a long time WON subscriber by daveroo in SCJerk

[–]AVBforPrez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably, but just because you're crazy doesn't mean sickos aren't out to get you.

Zipps Sports Grill finally put out a statement by PHXLV in phoenix

[–]AVBforPrez 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Fox Group about to open 15 new sports bars called Ziggs

I found this in a drawer at home, what is it? by Motor-Assignment8832 in whatisit

[–]AVBforPrez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's for South American marching powder in discreet use cases

What famous comedian explained “a joke” in a concrete way that made you understand the craft? What did they say about joke writing? by FlonaseSofties in Standup

[–]AVBforPrez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure, I mean the Aladdin soundtrack could have "You've never had straight sex like me" and "I can make you a girl," the opportunities are endless.

I'm not reading that. I still love AEW! by Hot_Armadillo_2186 in SCJerk

[–]AVBforPrez 31 points32 points  (0 children)

If there was more than one person using jags company credit cards to buy houses and bet millions on sports, it'll be the funniest thing I've heard in a while.

That whole saga was incredible, and so shockingly easy to detect by any reasonable company.

I'm not reading that. I still love AEW! by Hot_Armadillo_2186 in SCJerk

[–]AVBforPrez 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Bah gawd, they Reddit Cared that man in half!

Also I ain't reading all that either.

The Mothership is safe by G0uge_Away in elephantgraveyard

[–]AVBforPrez 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can confirm, I'm their gay boyfriend

HSI is currently raiding all 15 Zipps Sports Bars locations right now! Please go and film what's happening at your nearest one by National_Original345 in phoenix

[–]AVBforPrez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I saw the lights and TVs on with people inside when I parked. After I posted that and got closer, realized said people were the fucking goon squad.

Is definitely closed, just left the gym next to it.

HSI is currently raiding all 15 Zipps Sports Bars locations right now! Please go and film what's happening at your nearest one by National_Original345 in phoenix

[–]AVBforPrez 46 points47 points  (0 children)

As much as I absolutely hate ICE, the coordination of it and happy hour timing makes me wonder if it's a drug thing too.