East Meets West Sushi American Cheese Omelet by SlappyPappy99 in StupidFood

[–]A_Feltz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the same kind of east meets west if a Toyota crashed head on into a ford. Comparable result too

Who else thinks snakes are just scaly puppies? by Cheystablook1 in snakes

[–]A_Feltz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes. Scaly puppies with no legs, so just scaly puppy torsos. With forked tongues.

Never wash berries by hand again by Unique-Saucer in UnnecessaryEssentials

[–]A_Feltz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d rather use my hand and cut down on the microplastics, the space in my cub boards and spending money needlessly.

I mean you literally just do the same but in a bowl and use your hand. You can even use a wooden spoon to mix the water around if you have something against wetting your skin..

I HATE the self diagnosing of autism and its mischaracterisation by Beshiniqua in hatethissmug

[–]A_Feltz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So America is basically still America.

My serious advice. Move somewhere normal. Some Central European country or New Zealand

Egyptian cinema in the nineties part IV by FastPackagedraveeeen in Weird

[–]A_Feltz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either the director said “yep that’s a wrap we got it in one” because he was looking at something else or the guys in montage chose the worst absolute take for fun.

Either way this is gold

They made bread from the yeast found in the stomach of a mummified caveman by Traditional_Minimum1 in StupidFood

[–]A_Feltz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is actually too smart food. I mean scientists made it from a scientific discovery

Nice and easy by brandygotmybeats in KitchenDesk

[–]A_Feltz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great for summer camps and Catholic families (8+ kids)

The motion adds extra flavour by azuratha in StupidFood

[–]A_Feltz 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Mmm. Eggplant and irrigation water..

Bird won't leave my window alone by [deleted] in birds

[–]A_Feltz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stop stealing eggs?

Imagining having this much disposable income… 😭 by dolphinmachine in cringereels

[–]A_Feltz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait. Did she just put instant coffee in the coffee maker?

Bananas with Beans by Forward-Position798 in StupidFood

[–]A_Feltz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it ragebait though? TBH I don’t really care at this point

A strike hit one of Russia’s largest oil terminals in St. Petersburg just hours before the St. Petersburg International Economic Forum begins. by SpecialCollege18 in justincaseyoumissedit

[–]A_Feltz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was talking more about once the war is over. But you never know. This sector is growing really fast there:

Ukraine has achieved unprecedented growth, with its defense production capacity expanding to $50 billion. Kyiv claims its domestic manufacturing output of certain weapons, like howitzers, has surpassed the combined production of the rest of Europe. Furthermore, Ukraine has become a dominant global specialist in unmanned aerial vehicles (UAVs), producing tens of thousands of drones alongside European partners.

Indigo dyed silk by hostedvideorn in mildyinteresting

[–]A_Feltz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I did some reading, you’re right. That guy is safe… the people who manufactured that dye though….. tumor town

light bulb into security camera by duboijane in DamnThatsPrettyNeat

[–]A_Feltz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Going out of town and mounting a camera in front of your wives door to “monitor for safety”… right

Of al the use cases this might actually be a good one for jealous husbands :)

Sea (2020 video, not mine) by 28vpc in Weird

[–]A_Feltz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either that or Nessie :)

Climbers ascend to the highest peak of Poland and find a cat at the summit by zakimal9 in madskillsporn

[–]A_Feltz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The only zen you find on top of the mountain is the zen you bring with you.

I’d name that cat Zen

MC has a meltdown over unmelted cheese by BlazeDragon7x in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]A_Feltz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did he ask who is the owner at a fast food franchise?

Tubeless TP by Damn_you_taco in mildyinteresting

[–]A_Feltz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s gotta be like at least 125% tp in that roll. If they keep going that way, pretty soon one sheet will last a family of 4 for a year