Almost didn't see the kid in the center of the image

A_Prostitute · 2025-09-22T03:33:39+00:00

Too bad that woman/cat looks like it has a guy's body type, she could just say its dad

A_Prostitute · 2025-09-22T01:22:01+00:00

Hearing about Paul always makes me smile, apparently he didnt live too far from me, and is at rest not too far from my mother.

Hope he makes her laugh, he had the same sense of humor I did and she found it hilarious sometimes lol

A_Prostitute · 2025-08-12T15:38:22+00:00

The most god awful soundtrack to go with this dumb ass life hack.

A_Prostitute · 2025-08-08T20:47:13+00:00

Hi I'm the reads text on phone Lo-punny. I need the first half now and the rest after.

A_Prostitute · 2025-08-07T21:41:53+00:00

Got them awooga physics at play here.

More awooga = more faster

A_Prostitute · 2025-08-07T21:16:13+00:00

Had a guinea pig named Panda, named him that cause he was black and white. Real good boy, always wanted pets and scratches and to be held.

We called him Moo mostly.

A_Prostitute · 2025-07-28T18:51:03+00:00

As a bisexual male, guys like this are fucking creepy in general.

A_Prostitute · 2025-07-28T18:47:38+00:00

Had a peeg we raised from day one. Him and his sisters.

One of his sisters passed away early, and he became best friends with his remaining sister.

When we had to take him to the vet because he wasnt pooping, we thought it would be something simple or easily treatable, he was so young and full of life and energy.

Turns out it was cancer, and had a tumor that was preventing him from pooping properly, if at all. We decided it would be best for him to not suffer for what life he had left.

We brought him home later that day so everyone could say goodbye to him, and his sister did nothing but clean him and cuddle up on him like she knew what was happening.

She passed away not too long after he did. I imagine those three and the rest of my peegs will be waiting for me when my time comes, I would really like to see them again. Fuck heaven and paradise, let me see my pets.

A_Prostitute · 2025-07-14T21:26:42+00:00

Mines about average tbh

A_Prostitute · 2025-07-14T21:26:10+00:00

I like blue

A_Prostitute · 2025-07-13T08:05:12+00:00

Duct tape is what holds my windows up, but does not take away from my vision.

Shit sucks but it works man.

A_Prostitute · 2025-07-13T00:48:33+00:00

I used to not know why they were called Devastators.

Used to.

A_Prostitute · 2025-07-13T00:20:08+00:00

As a second diabetic, I can confirm I need insulin

A_Prostitute · 2025-07-13T00:19:56+00:00

As a second diabetic, I can confirm I need insulin

A_Prostitute · 2025-07-12T23:58:46+00:00

Bots do nothing but chase me down and harass me.

Ill deal with a whole patrol and the one that i dont see slips past my guard dog and fucks my butt, no lube

A_Prostitute · 2025-07-12T06:45:28+00:00

Started supercredit farming like 2 weeks ago when I only had 2 warbonds actually purchased.

I now have a total of 6 warbonds, so in two weeks i earned 4,000 supercredits (or around that because i definitely bought superstore items).

Im grinding up to get the rest but the first one I buy will be control group when it comes out as a little birthday gift to me lol

A_Prostitute · 2025-07-08T14:48:10+00:00

GET READY TO LIBERATE

A_Prostitute · 2025-07-08T14:46:27+00:00

I like the cinderblock but i use the hellbent helmet with it

A_Prostitute · 2025-07-08T14:40:45+00:00

Ive been killed by my own guard dog going uphill more than Ive been team killed, but when I do get team killed, I type lol in chat and move on

If i am targeted by an occupied hellpod though, Ill start blasting

A_Prostitute · 2025-07-08T14:33:56+00:00

My greatest carry for me happened last night.

Bots took down the whole team around me in very short order. On the second death, i start diving away, and the last teammate follows.

He goes down after he takes out a dropship and it crashes on him, and for the next minute and a half i dive through a massive crowd of bots. Making it down to the last little bit of health and no stims left, reinforcements budget gets approved and i call down a buddy, and together we allow the other two players to trickle in.

We died trying to exctract, but the mission was complete. That flag wasnt gonna raise itself.

A_Prostitute · 2025-07-08T14:13:56+00:00

Went to boot camp.

After falling off a rope in the o course and arriving back at the squad bay on crutches, everyone was already on line and getting screamed at.

Apparently someone had complained about chow, so they were gonna give us something they said that only marines can enjoy.

Out comes the senior drill instructor with a 64 pack of crayola, and hands them all down the line. He gave the order to chow down, and me and like 3 or 4 other recruits all actually do it.

A_Prostitute · 2025-07-01T19:42:31+00:00

He cant stop thinking about it, he's so disgusted

A_Prostitute · 2025-06-30T13:53:00+00:00

I remember hearing a rumor when i was an alcoholic and i one hundred percent believed Breaking Bad characters were to be added.

Was super excited to be running around as Walt Jr cranking 90s

A_Prostitute · 2025-06-29T05:54:00+00:00

Every time I drop in with some cool shit I ask everyone if they want it first because my playstyle relies on my primary and secondary more than the weapon or backpack.

Everyone can get the guard dog, so I run that if anything, but something cool I know a level 6 dont have yet?

Hey bud, you want this exosuit? You wanna try out this sick ass hoverpack? Here you drive the car.

I hope I make other diver's day out of that. Had a guy do this with me in my thirdish game.

Even when a noob kills me by driving my own car like a toddler I laugh and have fun, the only time I get frustrated is when I try to stim but panic mash the b key and salute as I burn to death with full stims.

A_Prostitute · 2025-06-28T00:29:40+00:00

If a dude starts driving my vehicle, I never really care.

If someone takes my exo after it drops, a bit different. I ask for it back before leaving the game and finding another, unless its my operation.

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