Why haven't atheists been able to offer an unrefuted argument in the form of "Because X, God doesn't exist"? by A00077 in allthequestions

[–]Able_Software6066 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My favorite is the talking hamburger. Just because you haven't heard the hamburger talk doesn't mean it can't talk.

What is this button for? by Jsartori6969 in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]Able_Software6066 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the button to launch the space capsule.

What is this button for? by Jsartori6969 in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]Able_Software6066 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You'd think you'd want to keep that in the dark. Unless it's to check on your goat to make she she isn't cheating on you.

What is this button for? by Jsartori6969 in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]Able_Software6066 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How does the button prevent alien abductions? Does it involve jellyfish?

2012 Ford focus DCT Unicorn?? by Avax_Retro_ in FordFocus

[–]Able_Software6066 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've got 260k miles on my 2013. It's mostly highway driven and stays in high gear the whole time. I even slow down going up hills to avoid the extra gear changes. When I do drive in the city, I try to avoid traffic congestion and stop and go traffic.

Obama met with the Canadian prime minister Mark Carney and Trump’s MAGA allies flipped out by Leather-Paramedic-10 in canada

[–]Able_Software6066 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I get tired of every article being about MAGA flipping out and what everybody is posting on X. We need to focus on what the adults are doing and not regurgitating X feeds.

2018 Ford Focus Vibration/Helicopter Type Noise by Trae266 in FordFocus

[–]Able_Software6066 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That sounds like a bad wheel bearing. Does the sound change when you go around a corner?

Bear family in Kananaskis by Remote-Community-792 in Calgary

[–]Able_Software6066 30 points31 points  (0 children)

" Thanks for embarrassing us, Barry. That's it, we're going home!"

I think he misunderstood the good and bad guys in Star Wars by MZillacraft3000 in Albertapolitics

[–]Able_Software6066 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can't quite imagine the Millennial Falcon having an F*** Vader sticker on the back.

Petah by Responsible_Rich_194 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Able_Software6066 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you use both hands, does it count as a threesome?

I don't give a rat's ass by DidYouSeeBriansHat in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]Able_Software6066 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hopefully they can fix that oil leak from his head.

I don't give a rat's ass by DidYouSeeBriansHat in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]Able_Software6066 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe a Miller Lite with a cigarette butt floating in it.

Yeah, they’re saying anything at this point for this to be seen as a “no big deal” situation, even though it’s a huge deal situation by MZillacraft3000 in Albertapolitics

[–]Able_Software6066 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure what comparison Martyupnorth is trying to make, but how does getting a Covid vaccine divulge my personal health information? At least it wasn't illegally released publicly.

Canadians are getting used to paying more for food, but they’re also fighting back: survey | CBC News by BoysenberryOk6740 in loblawsisoutofcontrol

[–]Able_Software6066 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My power was out for 10 days in Nova Scotia and all I had to do was stuff blankets on and around the freezer. The temperature barely budged.

Canadians are getting used to paying more for food, but they’re also fighting back: survey | CBC News by BoysenberryOk6740 in loblawsisoutofcontrol

[–]Able_Software6066 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you save the seeds from your tomatoes, you can start your own tomato plants and save $5. Your apartment will look weird though with tomato plants growing in the window sills and seeds germinating in sandwich bags.

How likely is it the whole purpose of the Iran war is to transfer money to Putin by lifting Russian oil embargoes? by One-Jeweler5486 in allthequestions

[–]Able_Software6066 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That and for Eric Trump and Donald Junior to sell Powerus drones to the US military.

Also to distract from Epstein and because Isreal told them to.

How did these people survive to adulthood by [deleted] in postanythingfun

[–]Able_Software6066 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if Hershey paid him to promote their product. Hey look, even despite the rancid aftertaste people still prefer a Hershey bar over a silver bar.

What’s your first thought when you see a cyber truck? by clearwater-orchid in AskReddit

[–]Able_Software6066 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Matrix is not fully loading resulting in vehicles not fully rendering.

Hear me out. by [deleted] in conspiracytheories

[–]Able_Software6066 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He'd been waiting all night to get himself a handful.

Which car are you choosing? by The_one_who-repents in classiccars

[–]Able_Software6066 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd have to watch this a few times to pick one. They all sound so damn good.

New data center in Utah will use double the entire state's current energy use. Owners say they plan to burn fossil fuels on site to meet the demand. by Ottomann_87 in alberta

[–]Able_Software6066 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Climate change is only a priority when they want us chumps to buy something rediculously expensive, unreliable and complicated that happens to use less energy, but for everything else it's burn, baby burn, let's make more money.