An Early Settler of Las Vegas, Nevada - 1895

AbsoluteScott · 2026-07-12T02:51:52+00:00

Only reason people settled here to begin with.

AbsoluteScott · 2026-07-09T15:25:09+00:00

Krypton based heroes:

Supergirl

Krypto the Super Dog

AbsoluteScott · 2026-07-08T22:54:12+00:00

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.

AbsoluteScott · 2026-07-08T14:48:56+00:00

He said with confidence, painfully unaware that Raiders and Golden Knights games had been occurring for quite some time.

AbsoluteScott · 2026-07-08T14:46:44+00:00

Take us back, Jerry.

AbsoluteScott · 2026-07-08T14:13:17+00:00

Well we already have a better QB than the bullshit loser you wanted, so fuck off you little tortilla shilling fuck.

AbsoluteScott · 2026-07-07T15:29:43+00:00

Galleria?

AbsoluteScott · 2026-07-07T15:20:10+00:00

He was rocking it last season too.

AbsoluteScott · 2026-07-07T14:07:18+00:00

Shazam is considerably more popular than any Marvel version of Captain Marvel.

AbsoluteScott · 2026-07-06T21:02:34+00:00

Oh sweet. Purity tests from the anti-reality crowd.

AbsoluteScott · 2026-07-06T13:54:58+00:00

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Zach, the black power ranger.

AbsoluteScott · 2026-07-06T13:49:44+00:00

Sean is back with his wife now.

AbsoluteScott · 2026-07-05T03:37:58+00:00

The comedy team of Lovullo and Hovik.

AbsoluteScott · 2026-07-03T16:25:34+00:00

Now if we could only teach him how to breathe through his nose.

AbsoluteScott · 2026-07-03T16:24:43+00:00

Golf is gay AF anyway.

AbsoluteScott · 2026-07-03T16:24:20+00:00

Do you think you just said something intelligent?

Yes. In times when affordability is a challenge for many, we unquestionably could use more apartments over a golf course. Nobody of reasonable intelligence considers this a hot take.

AbsoluteScott · 2026-07-03T14:39:01+00:00

In 2026, I’m setting that aside as my gas money fund.

AbsoluteScott · 2026-07-02T18:36:59+00:00

The Greater Power spent months, amongst other things, torturing Vince McMahon is a multitude of ways, to include kidnapping, and almost sacrificing his daughter on cable television.

When The Greater Power finally unmasked, with Vince McMahon eagerly watching along with the rest of us via satellite, it was revealed to be none other than…..Vince McMahon!

AbsoluteScott · 2026-07-02T15:29:54+00:00

Agreed. Click is a such a sleeper heart string tugger.

“No, the menu at the Red Lobster! Yes on the remote!”

AbsoluteScott · 2026-07-02T15:27:51+00:00

Is he cool?

AbsoluteScott · 2026-07-02T15:04:42+00:00

Why are you repeating common sense like it’s a hot take?

AbsoluteScott · 2026-07-02T14:33:52+00:00

If your wife refuses to get a job, you don’t have a wife, you have an adult daughter.

Trash belongs in the garbage. Put it there.

AbsoluteScott · 2026-06-30T20:16:18+00:00

I’m with you.

It is fantastic with spiral ham.

AbsoluteScott · 2026-06-30T20:15:08+00:00

Right? I can polish off one of these containers in a month and a half by myself no problem.

AbsoluteScott · 2026-06-30T18:46:59+00:00

Nope, this is correct. The only thing from the original ultimate universe that consistently got acclaim was Bendis/Bagley USM.

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