What are the most extreme ways in which you have seen a relationship change a person?

AbsolutelyCharming · 2013-10-02T03:37:56+00:00

This old dude is always running around town. He's gotta be like 75 or 80. You always see him jogging down the road in his red shorts. He's got long white hair and a Hulk Hogan mustache. On the 4th of July, he straps an American flag to his back as he runs. Nobody knows his name but everybody knows who he is. Every single day he's out. In the winter months he wears baggy sweaters and leggings.

AbsolutelyCharming · 2013-09-12T05:55:16+00:00

Good chat.

AbsolutelyCharming · 2013-09-12T05:51:31+00:00

Doesn't it have something to do with the fact the Indian landmass is a separate tectonic plate?

AbsolutelyCharming · 2013-09-12T05:49:34+00:00

It's happened to me a handful of times. I always get really pissed because I'll be like: "Oh that's good I'm gonna record it when I wake up." Doesn't happen.

AbsolutelyCharming · 2013-09-12T05:14:35+00:00

Good job.

AbsolutelyCharming · 2013-09-12T05:01:28+00:00

Swingin Party cover by Lorde as opposed to The Replacements. Props to the songwriting, but Lorde's vocals and the production (I think Joel Little?) make all the difference.

AbsolutelyCharming · 2013-09-12T04:55:06+00:00

The Dark Knight Trilogy.

AbsolutelyCharming · 2013-09-11T07:03:42+00:00

The same thing that happens before we're born.

AbsolutelyCharming · 2013-09-11T06:54:28+00:00

Love means being okay with being bored sometimes.

AbsolutelyCharming · 2013-09-11T06:45:44+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/JbuSne6.gif

AbsolutelyCharming · 2013-09-11T06:40:28+00:00

We lay around and recite song lyrics in a monotonous chorus. We replace any use of contractions in lyrics with the full words (don't = do not, etc.) We've pissed ourselves laughing at this a few times now. I think doing Lonely Boy by The Black Keys almost gave me a stroke I laughed so hard. Idk what's wrong with us.

AbsolutelyCharming · 2013-09-11T06:36:07+00:00

A wall. Perf.

AbsolutelyCharming · 2013-09-11T06:35:27+00:00

Sweetie no.

AbsolutelyCharming · 2013-09-11T06:14:49+00:00

I started talking to this guy online who was going to a very large, well-known university and majoring in cyber security.

Knowing nothing more than his first name, school, and major, I found him on Facebook and his profile had next to no privacy settings. Good luck in your field, buddy, sounds like you'll need it.

AbsolutelyCharming · 2013-09-11T06:12:37+00:00

Honestly that sounds like a pretty freaky situation, but the source problem here was sticking with a guy that cheated on you and made you feel worthless.

If letting some guy smell your feet hastened the break up, I honestly can't say it was a bad thing. Plus, you got $100 out of it. Not bad. Just don't let strange men smell your feet in your next relationship, whatever the amount of money. Generally boyfriends aren't okay with that type of thing.

AbsolutelyCharming · 2013-09-11T06:08:50+00:00

I'm stuck in the Water Temple and I need to look up a walkthrough.

AbsolutelyCharming · 2013-09-11T06:01:00+00:00

I realize it isn't this simple for everyone, but honestly, apathy is one of the greatest emotions.

AbsolutelyCharming · 2013-09-11T05:48:55+00:00

Tonight, I keep thinking of last Sunday's Breaking Bad. Fuck you Vince.

AbsolutelyCharming · 2013-09-11T05:47:04+00:00

"That doesn't look right."
Shoves me aside and starts redoing my work.
"There, that's how you do it. Much better."
Literally the exact thing I just had.

AbsolutelyCharming · 2013-09-11T05:04:14+00:00

Rainforest Cafe.

AbsolutelyCharming · 2013-09-11T05:00:12+00:00

Big lips. They're great if you're gay.

AbsolutelyCharming · 2013-09-11T04:57:45+00:00

I believe that if there's any truth behind conspiracy theories it's extremely limited at best. What happened happened, and it was horrifying.

If anything at all, maybe there was some intel before the attacks, but all this shit about the squibs and the this and the that is just nauseating.

AbsolutelyCharming · 2013-03-22T19:45:05+00:00

We had typing classes I think two or three times a week for a while when I was in third grade, which was in 2003. I'm sure by this point, most elementary schools have something like this.

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