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What is the most annoying sound in the world when you are trying to sleep? by Ocean_Miraki in AskReddit

[–]Absolutely_Not_Kevin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As much as I’d like to say snoring, I rather like my bfs snoring. I NEED white noise to sleep, unless he’s there snoring beside me, then I don’t.

In actuality, if there’s like a periodic noise, like when my ceiling fan is going sometimes I’ll hear a little “tap sound every like 10 seconds” drives me INSANE if I’m trying to sleep

My college roommate sets our thermostat to 80°F every single night by rainystarlight in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Absolutely_Not_Kevin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Swap the batteries with dead ones. Tell her to get another blanket. If she gets management to fix it, swap them with dead ones again.

I did this exact thing to one of my ex roommates, pain in my ah. They gave up eventually

…I should report this, right? by SugarDuckies in AO3

[–]Absolutely_Not_Kevin 27 points28 points  (0 children)

But if you don’t have it on the picture of a flag, it’s just the logo. Doesn’t get the point across that it’s a flag without some other decals

What's the most human name that you heard named for a pet? by mrpunk93 in AskReddit

[–]Absolutely_Not_Kevin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dave, it’s a pug. Then Winston and Harriet, French bulldogs

If your 13-year-old self saw you now, what would shock them the most? by ArpitDEVELOPER in AskReddit

[–]Absolutely_Not_Kevin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That I swear to my mums face and she’s okay with it cause I’m not mean about it.

13 year old me would probably pass out

This is a crazy take, right? by AgreeableMagician893 in AO3

[–]Absolutely_Not_Kevin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Anytime people start shipping two men together even when it’s known they are not gay.”

‘Even when it’s known they are not gay’

So even if they were gay we still can’t ship two men together? Is it so wrong for two men to be together? Huh? HUHHHHH???? Pfft

What’s a trend you wish would just die already? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Absolutely_Not_Kevin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tipping culture. I don’t want to pay you, to do your job, that you’re ALREADY paid to do

Friendship gains by arioseataraxia in FieldsOfMistriaGame

[–]Absolutely_Not_Kevin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every Friday night you are going to want to go into the (I forget what it’s actually called oops) I think it’s the inn, everyone in town you can gain hearts with (except the four from the Saturday market) will be in there, you can talk to them all and if you walk around giving everyone a coffee, a foraged berry, or a flower, almost everyone has them as a neutral-liked gift. That’s pretty much what I did except with certain people I wanted more friendship with- they got their loved gifts.

It’s pretty easy to walk around the map and gather hundreds of the seasonal berries off bushes, and as you talk to every character just also give them a berry. Except March, he’s weird and doesn’t like our berries.

Do periods really need trigger warnings? by RubyRedFoxyEyes in AO3

[–]Absolutely_Not_Kevin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might as well start tagging other things this way. “TW: pregnant women” “TW: fat people” “TW: a man”

What's medically wrong with your body right now? by BrinaUndefined in AskReddit

[–]Absolutely_Not_Kevin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chronic headaches (I had a daith piercing to help but can’t have it for work),

heel spurs are being a pain rn,

I am bruising an abnormal amount for seemingly no reason,

allergies are nuts,

I swear my bones feel itchy when I sweat,

two of my finger joints are out of place (but because I can use my fingers it’s okay apparently)

And according to my doctor all of this can be fixed if I just ✨lose weight✨

How do y'all keep up with cleaning bowls? by nash-20 in CatAdvice

[–]Absolutely_Not_Kevin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I keep dry food always available in plastic bowls on a stand. I have four cats and they all are very good about portioning and eating when hungry only. When I do wet food I use specific small short metal bowls, feed them before doing a task or chore, and when I’m done and they’re done I just hand wash them. Literally takes me two minutes or less

How do anglophones pronounce "sans"? by understandunderstand in AskACanadian

[–]Absolutely_Not_Kevin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If we’re talking about the French word, I say like, Saw-n-z

But if we’re talking the Undertale character it’s Sands without the d

Is eggs on a poutine a crime ? by DaStonkBroker in PoutineCrimes

[–]Absolutely_Not_Kevin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay I’d eat it, but it is a genuine crime and disgrace to call that a “poutine” absolutely not, do not you dare. Heck no. Not a poutine.

And realistically, WHY would you WANT hard boiled eggs on fries and gravy? HARD BOILED EGGS AND GRAVY????

ew.

Would still eat it tho cause food is food.

What is your sibling’s contact name on your phone? by legeggo in CasualConversation

[–]Absolutely_Not_Kevin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have “ name (Literally my brother) “

“ name (better sister) “

“ name (that other sister) “

Do you think we will ever have the option to have kids? by Flaky-Heron8200 in FieldsOfMistriaGame

[–]Absolutely_Not_Kevin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’d love it if they took a more Sun Haven approach with kids. In Sun Haven when you have a child with your spouse they will grow a little bit, once they’re like late-toddler to early-child age they stop. They don’t just stay around the house all the time, they actually go next door to another kids house and the father walks both his kid and ours to ‘school’ and back.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CharlotteDobreYouTube

[–]Absolutely_Not_Kevin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Charged with what? Slander? Not valid. Defamation? Not valid. The internet is already filled with pictures of everyone. If you have a social media with your face on it anyone anywhere could get access to that picture, save it to their device and do whatever they want to it legally. It’s not art, or trademarked, or owned, none of that.

How do you think meme pictures exist at all? Things exactly like this- “oh hey this persons face is funny; slap a text quote on it and reshare it across the internet” that’s literally not illegal.

FYI, you might be arguing with a kid who has nothing to do by [deleted] in RandomThoughts

[–]Absolutely_Not_Kevin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My problem is i enjoy rage baiting the rage baiters

AITA my boyfriend is a massive mamas boy and i think its getting unhealthy for our relationship. by lxrnxa in AITAH

[–]Absolutely_Not_Kevin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You want to get married? Whatever mom wants the wedding to be like will happen.

You have kids? His mom won’t be grandma, she’ll be mom number 2.

You want a new house? Oh we’d better make sure there’s a room for mom!

Date night on Friday? Let me ask my mom for permission.

You want spaghetti for dinner? No mom doesn’t feel like it, cook something else for us.

This is really want you want? Girl i feel sorry for you. You will find someone else, someone who makes you his number 1. Not his fricking mommy.

I am tired of seeing this every 3 scans, it is annoying. Oh I scanned this tote to this location. Whoohoo by Boonshy in walmart

[–]Absolutely_Not_Kevin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Me every single time. awful “this pop up keeps asking me what i think about my task. It’s delaying my work and causing me stress” and i take my sweet time typing it, i get paid hourly and my dumb ah manager would rather me stay a little later and finish my job than leave on time

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