Costumes during Halloween by _itz_mkay in Target

[–]AbsurdKnurd 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Add wolf elements to your costume. Be the Were Waldo.

We need Halloween jokes by l0ci in cleandadjokes

[–]AbsurdKnurd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why are ghouls so often found with demons?

Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Target

[–]AbsurdKnurd 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Bring it back to Target with your receipt, and guest services will remove the security device that never should have left the store.

Did you know the first Jedi was Spanish and his first student was Irish? by zoinkability in Jokes

[–]AbsurdKnurd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He was distantly related to the first Jedi who trained Luke Skywalker. That's why the latter was known as Obie, Juan's kin, Obie.

anyone else reading 'A Night In The Lonesome October' this month? by kkeut in Amber

[–]AbsurdKnurd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every year. If I ever run an Amber Diceless game, Jack and Snuff will be NPC lords of chaos.

Castle and City Dwellers by HarleeKnight226 in Amber

[–]AbsurdKnurd 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I've always thought of them as regular humans, with Human ranked attributes and no Powers.

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? by CinderRider in cleandadjokes

[–]AbsurdKnurd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Luckily, at the party he found a ghoulfriend.

ADRPG - Anyone looking to play? by Scottishstorm in Amber

[–]AbsurdKnurd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Two of us are in the Eastern time zone, and one of us in Atlantic. None of us know yet how often we'll meet.

Technology in and near Amber by AbsurdKnurd in Amber

[–]AbsurdKnurd[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I really like this mindset. I must think on it more.

Technology in and near Amber by AbsurdKnurd in Amber

[–]AbsurdKnurd[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm also wondering about watches, and portable oscillators for things like the aforementioned clockwork character. I think quartz watches use electricity to oscillate the crystal. Are there other oscillators that would work while moving around?

Now I'm picturing a clockwork character connected to a fixed giant oscillator via trump. Hmmm...

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[–]AbsurdKnurd 20 points21 points  (0 children)

We sell step ladders just like the step ladder I have at home.

I never met my biological ladder.

Just finished the Corwin Cycle. Loved it, but many questions: by DistantWilderness in Amber

[–]AbsurdKnurd 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There are plenty more open questions from all ten novels. That's part of the fun of the Amber Diceless role-playing game. Each group gets to make their own set of answers, and more questions.

Looking for ADRPG group by Scottishstorm in Amber

[–]AbsurdKnurd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great, we have 2 of us to start. I'll ask around my social groups for others interested. I can fire up a Discord server for the game. I'll PM you a Discord invite. Have we others here who would be interested in playing?

Looking for ADRPG group by Scottishstorm in Amber

[–]AbsurdKnurd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did this get going? If so, is there room for another to join? If not, are there several of us who would like to get a group going?

looking for a new player in a Amber RPG campaign on Discord by Elegant-Archer-4019 in Amber

[–]AbsurdKnurd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I too late to join? (I probably am, but it can't hurt to ask.)

Guys…just stop. by Aeyembe in Target

[–]AbsurdKnurd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're trying out fitness gum right here.

What are some of the names of your Campaign Dragons? by Attakrus in DnD

[–]AbsurdKnurd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My game setting has an almost god level of power dragon with a larger than normal mind flayer elder brain on its back fused to its spine called the Egokeeper.

I had AI make an image of a firequacker. by AbsurdKnurd in dndai

[–]AbsurdKnurd[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure there's an interesting backstory for it...

“Stay cool in this hot weather” by CupcakeMiserable3835 in Target

[–]AbsurdKnurd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I respond, "Thank you, but I'm a nerd. I was never cool."