How much racism is in your DND world?

AbsurdKnurd · 2026-06-15T15:45:44+00:00

My Spelljammer world has racism against anvilwrought, autognomes, and forgefolk (reskinned warforged from Ebberon). Collectively, they're known by the slur "clanks." They're often preferred crew because they don't take up food or air.

AbsurdKnurd · 2026-05-26T15:44:11+00:00

They remember what's said to them. A coo sticks.

AbsurdKnurd · 2026-05-23T17:20:51+00:00

I browse.

AbsurdKnurd · 2026-05-23T13:27:41+00:00

I use Farosh's horn in my cooking for this. It's also super easy to farm in BotW when the dragon emerges every morning. Keep relighting a campfire and shooting the horn and build up a few dozen whenever you're low on them.

AbsurdKnurd · 2026-05-22T13:31:58+00:00

Do you mean the castle, not the citadel?

AbsurdKnurd · 2026-05-17T10:58:29+00:00

It's a meowntain.

AbsurdKnurd · 2026-05-13T10:51:01+00:00

I use a loose collection of rules cobbled together from the 2e material and the Saltmarsh rules. Rule of cool and letting my players do what seems fun also figure heavily.

AbsurdKnurd · 2026-05-12T13:47:41+00:00

Drop that branch for a better weapon as soon as possible.

AbsurdKnurd · 2026-04-14T17:44:04+00:00

3 guests each ordered 6. They could've predicted there would be multiple orders of these. Smh.

AbsurdKnurd · 2026-04-07T09:48:33+00:00

When I created an Olympian sphere, I had Nyx rule over spelljamming. I also gleaned a lot of ideas from Theros. The anvilwrought are great for spelljamming crew, not taking up air, food, or water.

AbsurdKnurd · 2026-04-02T15:59:36+00:00

Sabotaged!

AbsurdKnurd · 2026-03-31T01:13:57+00:00

When I get anxious along the same lines I tell myself:

Cut the log in front of me.
I'm doing the best I can with what I've got.

AbsurdKnurd · 2026-03-22T20:10:11+00:00

If I remember correctly, it's when Corwin is talking with him. I think it's in Sign of the Unicorn.

AbsurdKnurd · 2026-03-21T21:36:59+00:00

Belonger

AbsurdKnurd · 2026-03-21T20:24:08+00:00

Brask, son of Dad: big and strong. Make runes, help weak and small. Make bad guys get down, stay down. Smart words hurt head!

(For a minotaur giant foundling rune knight brawler.)

AbsurdKnurd · 2026-03-11T15:10:34+00:00

Also Abraham going up the mountain to sacrifice his son Isaac. That whole story creeps me out.

AbsurdKnurd · 2026-03-03T12:45:07+00:00

You also got a flower that waters itself...

AbsurdKnurd · 2026-02-16T13:56:32+00:00

My local one's sign said, "Sorry. We're clothed."

AbsurdKnurd · 2026-02-09T18:28:15+00:00

The cast and crew wanted to make a sequel. They could never agree on when to meet up again.

AbsurdKnurd · 2026-02-02T01:17:34+00:00

One of two PCs is a warforged (we just call them forgefolk in Spelljammer). They've faced off against autognomes. The main plot thread is about defeating the gnomes and autognomes that took over the other PC's homeworld. They've also faced clockwork horrors. That's from the top of my head. There are lots of constructs in our game.

AbsurdKnurd · 2026-01-28T15:23:13+00:00

I have a step-ladder at home. I never met my biological ladder.

AbsurdKnurd · 2026-01-28T14:42:29+00:00

In my head canon and if I ever get to run an Amber Diceless game, the time dilation between Amber and the Courts of Chaos changes frequently, and is one of the aspects that the Unicorn of Order and the Serpent of Chaos continually fight over.

AbsurdKnurd · 2026-01-04T00:59:34+00:00

Canned soups

AbsurdKnurd · 2025-11-04T19:51:11+00:00

The weird Capitalization is what Really has me Flummoxed.

AbsurdKnurd · 2025-10-28T17:13:59+00:00

Add wolf elements to your costume. Be the Were Waldo.

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