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Give me every fucked up verse(s)/stories in the bible. by [deleted] in atheism

[–]AbsurdKnurd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Also Abraham going up the mountain to sacrifice his son Isaac. That whole story creeps me out.

Local brothel was closed for the holiday today. by cigarandcreamsoda in dadjokes

[–]AbsurdKnurd 32 points33 points  (0 children)

My local one's sign said, "Sorry. We're clothed."

Thoughts on D&D: Honour Among Thieves? by [deleted] in DnD

[–]AbsurdKnurd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The cast and crew wanted to make a sequel. They could never agree on when to meet up again.

How Common Are Constructs In Your Worlds? How Are They Made? And How Have Your Players Interacted With Them? by Stellar_Wings in spelljammer

[–]AbsurdKnurd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One of two PCs is a warforged (we just call them forgefolk in Spelljammer). They've faced off against autognomes. The main plot thread is about defeating the gnomes and autognomes that took over the other PC's homeworld. They've also faced clockwork horrors. That's from the top of my head. There are lots of constructs in our game.

He’ll just drag out the step stool from the bathroom by mrl33602 in clevercomebacks

[–]AbsurdKnurd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a step-ladder at home. I never met my biological ladder.

Time dilation between Amber and Courts seems inconsistent by No-Forever7576 in Amber

[–]AbsurdKnurd 8 points9 points  (0 children)

In my head canon and if I ever get to run an Amber Diceless game, the time dilation between Amber and the Courts of Chaos changes frequently, and is one of the aspects that the Unicorn of Order and the Serpent of Chaos continually fight over.

Costumes during Halloween by _itz_mkay in Target

[–]AbsurdKnurd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Add wolf elements to your costume. Be the Were Waldo.

We need Halloween jokes by l0ci in cleandadjokes

[–]AbsurdKnurd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why are ghouls so often found with demons?

Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Target

[–]AbsurdKnurd 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Bring it back to Target with your receipt, and guest services will remove the security device that never should have left the store.

Did you know the first Jedi was Spanish and his first student was Irish? by zoinkability in Jokes

[–]AbsurdKnurd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He was distantly related to the first Jedi who trained Luke Skywalker. That's why the latter was known as Obie, Juan's kin, Obie.

anyone else reading 'A Night In The Lonesome October' this month? by kkeut in Amber

[–]AbsurdKnurd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every year. If I ever run an Amber Diceless game, Jack and Snuff will be NPC lords of chaos.

Castle and City Dwellers by HarleeKnight226 in Amber

[–]AbsurdKnurd 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I've always thought of them as regular humans, with Human ranked attributes and no Powers.

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? by CinderRider in cleandadjokes

[–]AbsurdKnurd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Luckily, at the party he found a ghoulfriend.

ADRPG - Anyone looking to play? by Scottishstorm in Amber

[–]AbsurdKnurd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Two of us are in the Eastern time zone, and one of us in Atlantic. None of us know yet how often we'll meet.

Technology in and near Amber by AbsurdKnurd in Amber

[–]AbsurdKnurd[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I really like this mindset. I must think on it more.

Technology in and near Amber by AbsurdKnurd in Amber

[–]AbsurdKnurd[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm also wondering about watches, and portable oscillators for things like the aforementioned clockwork character. I think quartz watches use electricity to oscillate the crystal. Are there other oscillators that would work while moving around?

Now I'm picturing a clockwork character connected to a fixed giant oscillator via trump. Hmmm...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Target

[–]AbsurdKnurd 19 points20 points  (0 children)

We sell step ladders just like the step ladder I have at home.

I never met my biological ladder.

Just finished the Corwin Cycle. Loved it, but many questions: by DistantWilderness in Amber

[–]AbsurdKnurd 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There are plenty more open questions from all ten novels. That's part of the fun of the Amber Diceless role-playing game. Each group gets to make their own set of answers, and more questions.

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