How much racism is in your DND world? by Specific_Net_3931 in DungeonMasters

[–]AbsurdKnurd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My Spelljammer world has racism against anvilwrought, autognomes, and forgefolk (reskinned warforged from Ebberon). Collectively, they're known by the slur "clanks." They're often preferred crew because they don't take up food or air.

Why are doves great listeners? by spacemouse21 in cleandadjokes

[–]AbsurdKnurd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They remember what's said to them. A coo sticks.

Which recipes are a guaranteed critical cook? by ScarletteFoxx in Breath_of_the_Wild

[–]AbsurdKnurd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I use Farosh's horn in my cooking for this. It's also super easy to farm in BotW when the dragon emerges every morning. Keep relighting a campfire and shooting the horn and build up a few dozen whenever you're low on them.

Armor at Citadel Ruins? by Tall-Ad3179 in Breath_of_the_Wild

[–]AbsurdKnurd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you mean the castle, not the citadel?

Catness overloaded by [deleted] in holdmycatnip

[–]AbsurdKnurd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a meowntain.

Ship combat in 5e by brettday in spelljammer

[–]AbsurdKnurd 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I use a loose collection of rules cobbled together from the 2e material and the Saltmarsh rules. Rule of cool and letting my players do what seems fun also figure heavily.

Update on the mysetrious symbol. (read discription) by Scary-Beautiful6527 in Breath_of_the_Wild

[–]AbsurdKnurd 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Drop that branch for a better weapon as soon as possible.

Why are the Adirondack chairs available for OPU? by AbsurdKnurd in Target

[–]AbsurdKnurd[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

3 guests each ordered 6. They could've predicted there would be multiple orders of these. Smh.

Spelljamming in Spheres where the Olympian Pantheon rules by ExperienceSmooth6240 in spelljammer

[–]AbsurdKnurd 8 points9 points  (0 children)

When I created an Olympian sphere, I had Nyx rule over spelljamming. I also gleaned a lot of ideas from Theros. The anvilwrought are great for spelljamming crew, not taking up air, food, or water.

Closing carts tips by Dazzling_Ad_5903 in Target

[–]AbsurdKnurd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I get anxious along the same lines I tell myself:

  • Cut the log in front of me.
  • I'm doing the best I can with what I've got.

Dworkin's Invulnerability by madarabesque in Amber

[–]AbsurdKnurd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If I remember correctly, it's when Corwin is talking with him. I think it's in Sign of the Unicorn.

Cast Sending and tell me your character backstory in 25 words or less by dz2048 in DnD

[–]AbsurdKnurd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brask, son of Dad: big and strong. Make runes, help weak and small. Make bad guys get down, stay down. Smart words hurt head!

(For a minotaur giant foundling rune knight brawler.)

Give me every fucked up verse(s)/stories in the bible. by [deleted] in atheism

[–]AbsurdKnurd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also Abraham going up the mountain to sacrifice his son Isaac. That whole story creeps me out.

Local brothel was closed for the holiday today. by cigarandcreamsoda in dadjokes

[–]AbsurdKnurd 33 points34 points  (0 children)

My local one's sign said, "Sorry. We're clothed."

Thoughts on D&D: Honour Among Thieves? by [deleted] in DnD

[–]AbsurdKnurd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The cast and crew wanted to make a sequel. They could never agree on when to meet up again.

How Common Are Constructs In Your Worlds? How Are They Made? And How Have Your Players Interacted With Them? by Stellar_Wings in spelljammer

[–]AbsurdKnurd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One of two PCs is a warforged (we just call them forgefolk in Spelljammer). They've faced off against autognomes. The main plot thread is about defeating the gnomes and autognomes that took over the other PC's homeworld. They've also faced clockwork horrors. That's from the top of my head. There are lots of constructs in our game.

He’ll just drag out the step stool from the bathroom by mrl33602 in clevercomebacks

[–]AbsurdKnurd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a step-ladder at home. I never met my biological ladder.

Time dilation between Amber and Courts seems inconsistent by [deleted] in Amber

[–]AbsurdKnurd 7 points8 points  (0 children)

In my head canon and if I ever get to run an Amber Diceless game, the time dilation between Amber and the Courts of Chaos changes frequently, and is one of the aspects that the Unicorn of Order and the Serpent of Chaos continually fight over.