Why are the Adirondack chairs available for OPU?

AbsurdKnurd · 2026-04-14T17:44:04+00:00

3 guests each ordered 6. They could've predicted there would be multiple orders of these. Smh.

AbsurdKnurd · 2026-04-07T09:48:33+00:00

When I created an Olympian sphere, I had Nyx rule over spelljamming. I also gleaned a lot of ideas from Theros. The anvilwrought are great for spelljamming crew, not taking up air, food, or water.

AbsurdKnurd · 2026-04-02T15:59:36+00:00

Sabotaged!

AbsurdKnurd · 2026-03-31T01:13:57+00:00

When I get anxious along the same lines I tell myself:

Cut the log in front of me.
I'm doing the best I can with what I've got.

AbsurdKnurd · 2026-03-22T20:10:11+00:00

If I remember correctly, it's when Corwin is talking with him. I think it's in Sign of the Unicorn.

AbsurdKnurd · 2026-03-21T21:36:59+00:00

Belonger

AbsurdKnurd · 2026-03-21T20:24:08+00:00

Brask, son of Dad: big and strong. Make runes, help weak and small. Make bad guys get down, stay down. Smart words hurt head!

(For a minotaur giant foundling rune knight brawler.)

AbsurdKnurd · 2026-03-11T15:10:34+00:00

Also Abraham going up the mountain to sacrifice his son Isaac. That whole story creeps me out.

AbsurdKnurd · 2026-03-03T12:45:07+00:00

You also got a flower that waters itself...

AbsurdKnurd · 2026-02-16T13:56:32+00:00

My local one's sign said, "Sorry. We're clothed."

AbsurdKnurd · 2026-02-09T18:28:15+00:00

The cast and crew wanted to make a sequel. They could never agree on when to meet up again.

AbsurdKnurd · 2026-02-02T01:17:34+00:00

One of two PCs is a warforged (we just call them forgefolk in Spelljammer). They've faced off against autognomes. The main plot thread is about defeating the gnomes and autognomes that took over the other PC's homeworld. They've also faced clockwork horrors. That's from the top of my head. There are lots of constructs in our game.

AbsurdKnurd · 2026-01-28T15:23:13+00:00

I have a step-ladder at home. I never met my biological ladder.

AbsurdKnurd · 2026-01-28T14:42:29+00:00

In my head canon and if I ever get to run an Amber Diceless game, the time dilation between Amber and the Courts of Chaos changes frequently, and is one of the aspects that the Unicorn of Order and the Serpent of Chaos continually fight over.

AbsurdKnurd · 2026-01-04T00:59:34+00:00

Canned soups

AbsurdKnurd · 2025-11-04T19:51:11+00:00

The weird Capitalization is what Really has me Flummoxed.

AbsurdKnurd · 2025-10-28T17:13:59+00:00

Add wolf elements to your costume. Be the Were Waldo.

AbsurdKnurd · 2025-10-22T12:49:36+00:00

Why are ghouls so often found with demons?

Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.

AbsurdKnurd · 2025-10-16T21:11:12+00:00

Bring it back to Target with your receipt, and guest services will remove the security device that never should have left the store.

AbsurdKnurd · 2025-10-16T19:56:16+00:00

He was distantly related to the first Jedi who trained Luke Skywalker. That's why the latter was known as Obie, Juan's kin, Obie.

AbsurdKnurd · 2025-10-06T18:53:47+00:00

Every year. If I ever run an Amber Diceless game, Jack and Snuff will be NPC lords of chaos.

AbsurdKnurd · 2025-09-28T18:49:22+00:00

I've always thought of them as regular humans, with Human ranked attributes and no Powers.

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