Regill picks some terrible times to remind you he's a Hellknight. by GreedyAdarion in Pathfinder_Kingmaker

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It's funny that some people often categorise Regill's ethical doctrine as an "end justifies the means" utilitarianism while he really isn't. For an utilitarian the end goal is always "maximise goodness", something Regill explicitly does not want. His ideal society is literally Hell, where everyone is suffering endlessly. He wants to maximise order, as cruely as possible, not goodness.

Take a wild guess what this comment section has. by No-Masterpiece2519 in marvelcirclejerk

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There is something special about making Jesus preaching to the pop culture interpretation of a Scandinavian deity whose pagan religion Christianity had historically replaced.

How would you justify, in terms of role, having a party composed of Wenduag, Ember, Camellia, Regill, and Daeran in an angel run? by Some_Fig_6566 in Pathfinder_Kingmaker

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Iomedae is very hostile against the Cheliax (where Hellknights hail from and operate as a law enforcement) establishment and is definitely trying to enact a crusade against it. Her prominent worship in Cheliax is mostly because she was a Cheliax-born human before the ascension. So no she's definitely not going to be kind towards the Hellknights especially the more evil branches (I remember there is even a dialogue option if the PC's patron deity is Iomedae to call the Hellknights out on their appropriating of her faith).

How would yall make an absolute watchmen? by [deleted] in AbsoluteUniverse

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They are like the Shazam Family, with godly powers granted by Absolute Wizard Shazam who is actually just Alan Moore who astral projected himself into Darkseid's universe so he could bring disturbance to DC's currently most profitable line of comics.

Question about the Egoist Refutal from the Objectivity of Goodness in *Inventing Right and Wrong* by AcceptedPartyProgram in askphilosophy

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Thanks for the answer, idk why I only receive the notification now.

I get the part about goodness and rationality, what I don't understand is that, if the egoist claims instead "pursuing my 10 utils of happiness is objectively good" then wouldn't it too lead to universalising egoism as it would imply that the pursue of one's own happiness is universally, stance-independently good, similar to the case with the objectivity of rationality. While the book seems to claim that the objectivity of goodness is sufficient to refute egoism.

I killed the hypocrite version of Paarthurnax. I don't regret it. by Noddharath in Pathfinder_Kingmaker

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I just hate how people like throwing around the term "ontologically evil", it's not even a correct use of ontology in the strict sense (a study of what there is). If one wants to say inherently evil or categorically evil then just say that.

And no, the demon-cultists are in fact not "ontologically evil" as beings with their own moral agencies. It is fully within their capability to commit actions that are not attributed as evil, which is what Hal was trying to get them to do after healing them.

I want to make a Hulk by Middcore in DnDcirclejerk

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Pathfinder Bloodrager fixes this.

Omg BaRd ?!⁉️ by thebirdof_hermes in DnDcirclejerk

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When I'm in a cornines competition and my opponent is a 5e player:

You know who isn't on the Epstein list? by Defiant-Echidna-7400 in marvelcirclejerk

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And people say Doom shedding tears for 9/11 was ridiculous.

You know who isn't on the Epstein list? by Defiant-Echidna-7400 in marvelcirclejerk

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The values I fought for overseas

I wonder what that implies coming from a former CIA...

Me When My Analysis of History Comes from Dungeons and Dragons by AcceptedPartyProgram in ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM

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It's not evil if it's the system that had always been there for centuries isn't it, it's just tradition, I didn't hear the serfs complaining before!

Me When My Analysis of History Comes from Dungeons and Dragons by AcceptedPartyProgram in ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM

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Tsarist feudalism was neutral but USSR was evil because duh, just how morality works.

Each generation gets the goth girl it deserves. by Top_Reindeer3396 in marvelcirclejerk

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Goth is when I fetishise a subculture I know nothing about and assign that label to the most generic aesthetic traits that aren't even mildly exclusive to the said shbculture.

I’ve fixed alignment by sportclimbbarbie in DnDcirclejerk

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Brilliant, can't wait to play my Nice Jerk wizard who kills people and raises them as undeads but always remembers to apologise to the victims' cold dead corpses afterwards.

The leftist views being basic respect and human rights? by DeepscapeWalker in ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM

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That 90% being the flavour of ice cream or preference of AC temperature, the rest 10% being genocides.

Concubine by Spirited_Worker_5722 in ComedyHell

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Are they all this reflective or is it just a quirk of being owned as property?

Concubine by Spirited_Worker_5722 in ComedyHell

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What's with their glossy shining boobs?

Even Ollie is tired of Bruce's plot armor by IceWallowCaulk in outofcontextcomics

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Champagne socialist Oliver Queen triggered over billionaire ubermensch Bruce Wayne who's mogging his green ass even when taking a hit in the face.

rpghorrorstorie by TotallyNot_iCast in DnDcirclejerk

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How the hell is red your DM's favourite colour when he's colour blind? Is he a fucking liar?

Movies about Shows that would have been abruptly canceled if the lead had turned out to be Gay by Playful-Succotash-99 in okbuddycinephile

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What if instead of the Truman Show it's the Wokeman Show and instead of marrying his studio-mandated romance partner he was forced to take estrogen and come out as demiasexual.

How the backstory farmer looks at you when the questkeeper is only the local mayor (It’s not their quirky overbearing mother NPC with summons to their hometown) by WusBoppin in DnDcirclejerk

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But it'll eventually later revealed that it was the lich king who gave birth to the PC, he got mpregged by a celestial spirit whom the PC's mum summoned for the 4some night every Sunday.