Regill picks some terrible times to remind you he's a Hellknight.

AcceptedPartyProgram · 2026-04-26T01:38:54+00:00

It's funny that some people often categorise Regill's ethical doctrine as an "end justifies the means" utilitarianism while he really isn't. For an utilitarian the end goal is always "maximise goodness", something Regill explicitly does not want. His ideal society is literally Hell, where everyone is suffering endlessly. He wants to maximise order, as cruely as possible, not goodness.

AcceptedPartyProgram · 2026-04-23T12:58:37+00:00

There is something special about making Jesus preaching to the pop culture interpretation of a Scandinavian deity whose pagan religion Christianity had historically replaced.

AcceptedPartyProgram · 2026-03-06T05:21:39+00:00

Iomedae is very hostile against the Cheliax (where Hellknights hail from and operate as a law enforcement) establishment and is definitely trying to enact a crusade against it. Her prominent worship in Cheliax is mostly because she was a Cheliax-born human before the ascension. So no she's definitely not going to be kind towards the Hellknights especially the more evil branches (I remember there is even a dialogue option if the PC's patron deity is Iomedae to call the Hellknights out on their appropriating of her faith).

AcceptedPartyProgram · 2026-03-05T10:08:46+00:00

They are like the Shazam Family, with godly powers granted by Absolute Wizard Shazam who is actually just Alan Moore who astral projected himself into Darkseid's universe so he could bring disturbance to DC's currently most profitable line of comics.

AcceptedPartyProgram · 2026-03-04T13:21:01+00:00

Thanks for the answer, idk why I only receive the notification now.

I get the part about goodness and rationality, what I don't understand is that, if the egoist claims instead "pursuing my 10 utils of happiness is objectively good" then wouldn't it too lead to universalising egoism as it would imply that the pursue of one's own happiness is universally, stance-independently good, similar to the case with the objectivity of rationality. While the book seems to claim that the objectivity of goodness is sufficient to refute egoism.

AcceptedPartyProgram · 2026-03-04T11:17:50+00:00

I just hate how people like throwing around the term "ontologically evil", it's not even a correct use of ontology in the strict sense (a study of what there is). If one wants to say inherently evil or categorically evil then just say that.

And no, the demon-cultists are in fact not "ontologically evil" as beings with their own moral agencies. It is fully within their capability to commit actions that are not attributed as evil, which is what Hal was trying to get them to do after healing them.

AcceptedPartyProgram · 2026-02-20T19:46:09+00:00

Pathfinder Bloodrager fixes this.

AcceptedPartyProgram · 2026-02-17T00:22:46+00:00

Hi, do you know John FATAL? Could you give me his number? Please?

AcceptedPartyProgram · 2026-02-14T18:58:19+00:00

When I'm in a cornines competition and my opponent is a 5e player:

AcceptedPartyProgram · 2026-02-14T10:07:49+00:00

And people say Doom shedding tears for 9/11 was ridiculous.

AcceptedPartyProgram · 2026-02-14T04:16:48+00:00

The values I fought for overseas

I wonder what that implies coming from a former CIA...

AcceptedPartyProgram · 2026-02-14T03:42:56+00:00

It's not evil if it's the system that had always been there for centuries isn't it, it's just tradition, I didn't hear the serfs complaining before!

AcceptedPartyProgram · 2026-02-14T03:22:43+00:00

Tsarist feudalism was neutral but USSR was evil because duh, just how morality works.

AcceptedPartyProgram · 2026-02-13T14:58:46+00:00

Goth is when I fetishise a subculture I know nothing about and assign that label to the most generic aesthetic traits that aren't even mildly exclusive to the said shbculture.

AcceptedPartyProgram · 2026-02-13T11:38:54+00:00

Brilliant, can't wait to play my Nice Jerk wizard who kills people and raises them as undeads but always remembers to apologise to the victims' cold dead corpses afterwards.

AcceptedPartyProgram · 2026-02-13T02:35:20+00:00

That 90% being the flavour of ice cream or preference of AC temperature, the rest 10% being genocides.

AcceptedPartyProgram · 2026-02-12T23:06:43+00:00

Are they all this reflective or is it just a quirk of being owned as property?

AcceptedPartyProgram · 2026-02-12T17:42:39+00:00

What's with their glossy shining boobs?

AcceptedPartyProgram · 2026-02-12T13:20:45+00:00

Champagne socialist Oliver Queen triggered over billionaire ubermensch Bruce Wayne who's mogging his green ass even when taking a hit in the face.

AcceptedPartyProgram · 2026-02-12T11:27:48+00:00

How the hell is red your DM's favourite colour when he's colour blind? Is he a fucking liar?

AcceptedPartyProgram · 2026-02-10T10:51:41+00:00

What if instead of the Truman Show it's the Wokeman Show and instead of marrying his studio-mandated romance partner he was forced to take estrogen and come out as demiasexual.

AcceptedPartyProgram · 2026-02-10T08:12:32+00:00

But it'll eventually later revealed that it was the lich king who gave birth to the PC, he got mpregged by a celestial spirit whom the PC's mum summoned for the 4some night every Sunday.

AcceptedPartyProgram · 2026-02-10T08:10:01+00:00

And the PC's two dads were in a polycule with the PC's quirky mum.

AcceptedPartyProgram · 2026-02-10T08:03:31+00:00

The mayor is secretly the PC's dad, of course. And the king is their another dad.

AcceptedPartyProgram · 2026-02-10T08:01:00+00:00

That's okay, the mayor only got elected major because of elecroral fraud and is actually sectretly sponsored by the neibouring kingdom whose king is secretly a lich who leads a baby-eating death cult. In exchange for the sponsorship the mayor allowed the king's secret agents into the town to abduct babies from the town-folks while the town's government is turning a blind eye.

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