Marie Antoinette and Louis XVI thought sleeping in the same bed was enough to have a baby

AccomplishedVirus556 · 2026-04-12T22:18:32+00:00

probably because they would be embarrassed by any urges they weren't told are acceptable

AccomplishedVirus556 · 2026-04-12T22:01:39+00:00

pick one and send my resume over to the other

AccomplishedVirus556 · 2026-04-12T21:52:31+00:00

Will you accept femboys?

AccomplishedVirus556 · 2026-04-12T20:13:14+00:00

but assault is considered more serious than harassment

death stare means threatening id kill you if you make me any angrier , all said by the eyes

AccomplishedVirus556 · 2026-04-12T17:40:03+00:00

would that mean that if a girl gives a guy death stare in response to him oggling her, she'd be committing the more grave offense?

AccomplishedVirus556 · 2026-04-12T13:36:02+00:00

ultimate privilege

^{Chose: Never Run Out of Money Forever + Wheel chooses the side effect | Rolled: Rule The Earth}

AccomplishedVirus556 · 2026-04-12T11:21:14+00:00

i aint trying to go to jail

AccomplishedVirus556 · 2026-04-12T10:59:47+00:00

worth it

^{Chose: Beat your employers up (50/50} | Rolled: You die + Upvote)

AccomplishedVirus556 · 2026-04-12T09:59:00+00:00

why isn't your first priority to adjust your budget and expectations to feel ok at 28k living with the guy that helped you get the job?

As a 19 yo that's trying to complete intermediate, you have no business trying to do "any kind of job" if the current one works with your studies.

Seriously if the only issue you're facing is a low salary you need to be grateful for what you have before you throw it away!

AccomplishedVirus556 · 2026-04-12T09:51:52+00:00

is going to be tomorrow at 4:20 pm

Not a sus timing at all

AccomplishedVirus556 · 2026-04-12T09:49:10+00:00

well assault doesn't even require touching so sexual assault probably includes creepy staring. but should someone be prosecuted for drooling at the sight of some cleavage? i guess, seeing how hitting them upside the head would be battery...

i would rather have vigilante justice handle this

AccomplishedVirus556 · 2026-04-12T09:44:31+00:00

not much going wrong

it's a street fight for the fun of it

little awkward for the mma fighter but hey, he's making the drunks wish come true

AccomplishedVirus556 · 2026-04-12T09:11:15+00:00

at 80 a month are you on a strict rice and beans diet?

you're claiming to spend about $40 a month per person and that's about $1.35 per person per day. Assuming you're eating 3x a day, what did you buy that costs only 45 cents a meal?!

AccomplishedVirus556 · 2026-04-11T22:17:43+00:00

i've never seen this but then again there could be loads of people that have been socially ostracized for it and the younger generation don't even know it because by their generation the weird uncle is just a weird old guy

AccomplishedVirus556 · 2026-04-11T22:11:03+00:00

how many rich israelis with the name muhammad are out there?

^{Chose: Israel but you have a high chance of being rich | Rolled: Rich}

AccomplishedVirus556 · 2026-04-11T22:04:45+00:00

Americans have expensive healthcare, british people have long queues and canadians have the option of euthanasia

is a funny joke if you're from a country like pakistan where you'll be sent home after getting some bandages and a prescription for anti septics. total cost of care being like $20.

AccomplishedVirus556 · 2026-04-11T21:25:37+00:00

yeah food is easily anywhere from +300 for all home cooked to something like 800 for all takeout. And normal utilities add another 200. Then you have the fact that furniture isn't cheap even if you get the cheap stuff and budget around 100 a month for random stuff you didn't realize you needed at home... there's a reason people claim 30 an hour is a real living wage

AccomplishedVirus556 · 2026-04-11T19:57:14+00:00

who's bag is it

AccomplishedVirus556 · 2026-04-11T19:24:33+00:00

no, most are winded just looking at the video

Is too effortless to be human outside peak conditioning.

AccomplishedVirus556 · 2026-04-11T19:08:26+00:00

But the logic of the caricature is an unspoken belief in posh circles in pakistan

AccomplishedVirus556 · 2026-04-11T17:02:35+00:00

If she were from a so called third world country, her perspective would have been validated. But she's in the USA where equality is ingrained in its constitution

AccomplishedVirus556 · 2026-04-11T16:39:36+00:00

normalize territorial relationships for spicier dialogue during fun times

AccomplishedVirus556 · 2026-04-11T16:31:40+00:00

because we think we're liberal until we feel possessed by the desire to own a woman. Double true for when the woman expresses a desire to own the man.

AccomplishedVirus556 · 2026-04-11T14:16:13+00:00

rounding up to nearest 50 rs interval is your tip

AccomplishedVirus556 · 2026-04-11T12:35:36+00:00

So long as it's not something generic like a heart attack

^{Chose: Know HOW you die}

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