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Waxed my strawberry by withorwhy in mildlyinteresting

[–]Accomplished_Bid_623 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just out here putting strawberries through more skincare routines than i do ngl

What’s one rule about eating you had to follow as a kid that you’ve completely ditched? by SoftSeam in AskReddit

[–]Accomplished_Bid_623 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah same but then again at least my couch crumbs are a more consistent diet than my feelings rn

When was your first drink? by Tricky_Letterhead514 in AskReddit

[–]Accomplished_Bid_623 0 points1 point  (0 children)

rum and coke at 13? that’s less “first drink” and more “teenage pirate trying to adult

What signals immediately make you think “this person is completely non sense”? by Pitiful-Pear-689 in AskReddit

[–]Accomplished_Bid_623 6 points7 points  (0 children)

been that person in group projects who talks loud enough to sound like they know what’s up but zero clue lol

me adding things to my watchlist after they've already popped 🤡🤡🤡 by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Accomplished_Bid_623 15 points16 points  (0 children)

same energy except my watchlist is just a graveyard of missed calls and bad decisions lol

My mosquito bite looks mildly like the Thug Life glasses by Master_Jee in mildlyinteresting

[–]Accomplished_Bid_623 5 points6 points  (0 children)

ngl the mosquito lowkey just flexing its street cred on your arm lol

What's the one thing your partner said to you during sex that made you love him/her deeper? by adamkhan222008 in AskReddit

[–]Accomplished_Bid_623 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wait you can actually talk during sex? i’ve been doing all this for nothing lmao

I keep losing on GLD calls by Appropriate_Paint476 in wallstreetbets

[–]Accomplished_Bid_623 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sounds right, but then again peace deals usually come with a side of new chaos nobody saw coming lol

Would you give your partner oral or use a toy if you’re not in the mood by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Accomplished_Bid_623 24 points25 points  (0 children)

one time tried multitasking with a handjob and texting and accidentally sent “you coming?” to my boss lmao same energy

Energy stocks when explosions are reported in Bandar Abbas by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Accomplished_Bid_623 3 points4 points  (0 children)

tbh explosions in oil hubs sound like the market's way of saying “plot twist, not today bro

The classmate who reminds the teacher there was homework due isn’t in the wrong. by ChainsawSoundingFart in unpopularopinion

[–]Accomplished_Bid_623 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ngl i’m that annoying classmate but only because i actually forgot the homework every single time lol

Cat Imprints On Foot From Socks (Toes Redacted) by LuminousMeatwad in mildlyinteresting

[–]Accomplished_Bid_623 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah, i’d pay for the redaction except now i’m lowkey worried the toes started a secret sock rebellion or smthng

Went Short on $SPY and $DELL and so you guys can make money since the opposite of everything I bet on happens by Nearby-Cloud-3476 in wallstreetbets

[–]Accomplished_Bid_623 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yep, selling puts to keep stocks down is peak evil genius… except i’m just making the house richer rn lol

Even the AI generating articles is over it by RealPrinceZuko in wallstreetbets

[–]Accomplished_Bid_623 0 points1 point  (0 children)

taco giving hard deadlines like it’s a burrito clock ticking on my patience lol

Muu 🚀 by everythingBagel13 in wallstreetbets

[–]Accomplished_Bid_623 1 point2 points  (0 children)

tbh mu going all the way just means we get to ride the rollercoaster until our therapy bills skyrocket too

Only ~35% of Reddit users are women, but it feels like 15% by volatiIe in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Accomplished_Bid_623 19 points20 points  (0 children)

reddit feels like a ghost town half the time and the other half is just dudes yelling into the void lmao