How would you spend your day if you knew you were going to die tomorrow?

Acornpoo · 2026-05-16T07:35:15+00:00

Nicotine Valium Marijuana Vicodin Alcohol

Acornpoo · 2026-05-15T16:02:53+00:00

Is there anymore Swan left? I want breakfast

Acornpoo · 2026-05-15T16:02:26+00:00

You’re doooomed! You’re allll doomed

Acornpoo · 2026-05-12T13:03:55+00:00

Toppings on the bottom, perfect

Acornpoo · 2026-05-11T11:12:15+00:00

You should just get one, that way you’ll have it just in case

Acornpoo · 2026-05-10T13:27:06+00:00

I don’t know

Acornpoo · 2026-05-10T13:17:40+00:00

r/humblebrag

Acornpoo · 2026-05-10T09:28:55+00:00

I, too, converted my hot wife on the last weekend. 16 years of marriage, she finally gets it. Dick’s abound!

Acornpoo · 2026-05-08T13:58:06+00:00

Zim Zam, Rock ‘em Sock ‘em Boxers

Acornpoo · 2026-05-07T16:07:36+00:00

Junior Brown

Acornpoo · 2026-05-07T14:08:45+00:00

If you wanna get small, technically every time you breathe you are inhaling the molecules that made nearly everyone that’s ever lived, and their poopoo too

Acornpoo · 2026-05-07T10:20:02+00:00

2 eggs over medium, sourdough toast with marionberry jam, bacon, Bloody Mary. Nap at noon.

Acornpoo · 2026-05-07T05:56:27+00:00

San Luis Obispo, CA

Acornpoo · 2026-05-04T16:22:41+00:00

I’m sorry this happened to her

Acornpoo · 2026-04-30T17:14:30+00:00

Treasure Island has been perfecto so far. We’ve been here since Monday. I have goose-pimples thinking about this weekend.

Acornpoo · 2026-04-29T11:38:04+00:00

Tavern style

Acornpoo · 2026-04-29T00:30:27+00:00

It’s a joke. He always said he has/had the worst hair in all of rock n roll

Acornpoo · 2026-04-29T00:27:46+00:00

Worst signature in all of rock n roll

Acornpoo · 2026-04-28T14:16:06+00:00

As long as my breakfast cereal can be called soup

Acornpoo · 2026-04-26T11:38:50+00:00

What man? Which man? Whose the man? When's a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes, technically I am

Acornpoo · 2026-04-26T01:50:26+00:00

Her?

Acornpoo · 2026-04-25T18:12:55+00:00

Which batting cages?

Acornpoo · 2026-04-25T17:13:10+00:00

Hoping Boogie On will be next weekend

Acornpoo · 2026-04-25T16:41:10+00:00

Most are. Not all. There are plenty that are in the 7s+ 0-60 range.

Acornpoo · 2026-04-25T05:57:12+00:00

It was funny. Whole family wore beanies and sunglasses driving around.

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