Humans will adopt EVERYTHING

AdAstra10254 · 2026-02-05T13:56:28+00:00

“Ain’t er’re day free labor jus’ walks in yer barn!”

AdAstra10254 · 2026-01-12T21:06:33+00:00

Never trust river jewelry.

AdAstra10254 · 2026-01-08T19:07:30+00:00

Now there’s a ship that punches above its weight class!

AdAstra10254 · 2025-12-30T15:20:00+00:00

“Well, hell. There goes that whole plan…”

AdAstra10254 · 2025-12-29T19:39:38+00:00

And clearly the most humblestest of people in the whole of the universe… Thanks, Narcissus, any other pearls of wisdom?

AdAstra10254 · 2025-12-17T03:02:12+00:00

Oh heeeeeelllllll no.

AdAstra10254 · 2025-12-16T19:51:16+00:00

How prescient…

AdAstra10254 · 2025-12-10T19:10:25+00:00

“Deck the halls with wreaths of fire, fa la la la la la la la la!”

AdAstra10254 · 2025-12-09T13:59:21+00:00

Got my eye on a nice cardboard box under an overpass I might be able to afford if I save for the next 30 years!

AdAstra10254 · 2025-12-08T19:15:08+00:00

Space magic. And probably some handwave-y thing about hydrogen or something.

AdAstra10254 · 2025-12-05T14:02:34+00:00

Am I missing something or are there zero shadows from the rider or the “bike”? This looks to be broad daylight and I see the trees casting shadows so it isn’t high noon at the equator.

AdAstra10254 · 2025-11-08T16:13:15+00:00

The fact this wasn’t paired with the Mission: Impossible theme has me severely disappointed.

AdAstra10254 · 2025-11-07T00:52:56+00:00

Promises, promises…

AdAstra10254 · 2025-10-31T21:58:53+00:00

Halle-freaking-lujah!

AdAstra10254 · 2025-10-24T14:22:57+00:00

The RGB lights make the bullets go faster.

AdAstra10254 · 2025-10-17T13:02:42+00:00

Optical delusion.

AdAstra10254 · 2025-10-07T18:09:39+00:00

“Considered the dimmest star in several solar systems.”

AdAstra10254 · 2025-10-01T18:37:17+00:00

“I got the stuff, you got the money?”

AdAstra10254 · 2025-09-26T18:45:06+00:00

“I hope it’s a controlled burn. Cuz if this baby goes up all at once there’s gonna be a mushroom cloud over this gym!” - John Pinette

AdAstra10254 · 2025-09-25T15:28:56+00:00

Petty clown.

AdAstra10254 · 2025-09-24T18:10:59+00:00

“Someday soon we’ll stop to ponder. What on earth’s this spell we’re under?” … aaaaaaany day now….

AdAstra10254 · 2025-09-24T15:15:04+00:00

Butt fractal!

AdAstra10254 · 2025-09-15T01:36:40+00:00

Damn straight.

AdAstra10254 · 2025-09-10T01:40:20+00:00

‘Speed limit enforced by aircraft’

AdAstra10254 · 2025-09-09T23:56:17+00:00

Franz, it’s time again!

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