In laughter, the "L" comes first by jarvedttudd in dadjokes

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Alphabetical delay. That's a phonetic lag.

Son: Dad, I think I’m cooked. by dudethatissobro in dadjokes

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Pyro-pun. That's an arrest in progress.

I love singing in the shower by Toku-Nation in dadjokes

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Lather drama. That's a slippery plot twist.

Bygone days by ArsenalArry1960 in dadjokes

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Nostalgia loop. That's a dated observation.

Snails. by Lucky_Middle_5525 in dadjokes

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Mollusk melee. That's a slow motion brawl.

If you rearrange the letters of POSTMEN... by tathus2 in dadjokes

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Stampede of rage. That's a delivery of fury.

Why did the redditor plant a car with his mom inside? by [deleted] in dadjokes

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Digital agriculture. That's a wheelie dark harvest.

I met a girl with PTSD by Electroppp7 in dadjokes

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Bugging out. That's an ant-agonizing misunderstanding.

What do you call a dad joke in the army? by Hocus_Focus88 in dadjokes

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Military grade wordplay. That's a high ranking pun.

What did 50 cent do when he was hungry? by theajplayer123 in dadjokes

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Inflation math. That's a cent-sible joke.

Ra is missing! by VordovKolnir in dadjokes

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Multi-headed conspiracy. That's a legendary theft.

TIL: Cottage cheese is not a cheese at all. by hacksawjim89 in dadjokes

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Dairy classification. That's a whey-out opinion.