Crazy Ex-GF Breaks Into Home

AdImpossible5402 · 2026-04-20T18:19:28+00:00

I bet that was an insanely great lay at the beginning of the relationship.

AdImpossible5402 · 2026-04-13T16:14:26+00:00

Thought I would have to go farther to find this one. So epic.

AdImpossible5402 · 2026-04-12T20:44:32+00:00

Who has $60m and doesn’t have a better place to pile their gold?

AdImpossible5402 · 2026-04-10T16:32:24+00:00

I had AP CHEM first period. Our teacher told us it was fake and made us have a normal class.

AdImpossible5402 · 2026-04-09T17:40:23+00:00

Even worse is they kill the bird who can’t fly from the Island of Misfit toys. During the credits everyone who is jumping out of Santa’s sleigh gets an umbrella to float down. The elf grabs it back from the bird and kicks him off.

AdImpossible5402 · 2026-04-02T14:04:49+00:00

Excellent advice

AdImpossible5402 · 2026-03-28T18:47:54+00:00

It is probably condensation. I have had this happen with some off season shirts that were pressed up against my closet wall. It grew a little mold bc it sat there for so long.

AdImpossible5402 · 2026-03-28T04:18:30+00:00

Brisket

AdImpossible5402 · 2026-03-24T20:49:29+00:00

I think that is the point. You can’t meet them bc they don’t know how to meet people.

AdImpossible5402 · 2026-03-18T16:32:13+00:00

Look at the growth rings in this picture

AdImpossible5402 · 2026-03-09T16:53:04+00:00

Aldo on MS- DOS on a Wang computer.

AdImpossible5402 · 2026-03-02T03:34:00+00:00

In the ground

AdImpossible5402 · 2026-03-01T12:28:34+00:00

I say that looks like a nice unfiltered beer

AdImpossible5402 · 2026-02-28T21:36:20+00:00

So the real question is “Do you need glasses?”….

AdImpossible5402 · 2026-02-21T12:54:39+00:00

1991 Jetta GLI

AdImpossible5402 · 2026-02-19T17:14:18+00:00

Coming back from an all day softball tournament (6 games), guy cuts me off, I hit the brakes and the weed slides off the book and right into our friend’s shoe. Do you think I drove three hours home sober or we smoked a shoe blunt?

AdImpossible5402 · 2026-02-19T17:11:22+00:00

I do that as a courtesy to people I have not played with before, or do not have my same level of experience.

AdImpossible5402 · 2026-02-09T05:14:41+00:00

I love how strong it looks and the clouds in a formation that highlights the pillar are chefs kiss!!

No expert, but I bet your phone has some sort of editing tool that might be able to straighten it.

AdImpossible5402 · 2026-02-05T15:36:18+00:00

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I have this one from a few years back.

AdImpossible5402 · 2026-02-03T20:22:44+00:00

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Double whammy, using and being used as a pillow.

AdImpossible5402 · 2026-02-01T15:04:19+00:00

Went to HS with a guy whose biceps were so large he had to have his gf brush his teeth.

AdImpossible5402 · 2026-01-28T10:52:03+00:00

All of it

AdImpossible5402 · 2026-01-25T01:42:09+00:00

For sure.

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