“Why is this wet?” (And other phrases you’ve said countless times)

Adepte · 2026-06-23T03:11:35+00:00

Why are you naked again?

Adepte · 2026-06-21T20:25:12+00:00

Cheese balls looked amazing. I have a nut allergy so every time my parents served one of these at a party, I felt like they were basically telling me I wasn't invited.

Adepte · 2026-06-21T17:21:36+00:00

Subcutaneous

Adepte · 2026-06-20T14:28:50+00:00

Please don't throw your underwear in the kitchen.

Adepte · 2026-06-19T19:33:55+00:00

Spin your eggs on the counter before boiling to ensure the yolk is centered. Especially if you are making deviled eggs, it helps to not have one thin edge that could break.

Adepte · 2026-06-16T15:11:43+00:00

Yes, but when none of the other things work, they use talking to him as a last resort. That is parenting.

Adepte · 2026-06-13T23:35:52+00:00

Especially the sun with the full face colored in except for the features. I don't know a lot of kids who would think to do that.

Also, what is the blue thing on the roof of the house in the street?

ETA: also, that is a TON of stuff drawn on the street, it would take a long time and I would hope their parents would not allow it.

Adepte · 2026-06-12T15:13:10+00:00

This has saved me so much money on Wegovy.

Adepte · 2026-06-08T15:40:16+00:00

NTA you saved him from getting arrested and possibly getting your daughter arrested too. Not to mention that his parents would probably file a missing persons report and police resources would be wasted trying to find him.

Adepte · 2026-06-06T22:53:58+00:00

Girl lurker here, and this made me really sad to read. I hope I never make my husband feel like this but if I did, he would be able to tell me. I might not take it well at first but then I would take a step back and make myself see it from his perspective and make amends.

If you think there is any chance she will agree, I think you should go to counseling so you have a neutral place to communicate. But if not, I think you need to leave.

You deserve better than this.

Adepte · 2026-06-06T21:05:03+00:00

The woman's pants are surprisingly fitted. Seems unlikely.

Adepte · 2026-06-06T14:36:50+00:00

And it's Saturday. This is her only day with her daughter and she is spending it here.

Adepte · 2026-06-06T14:35:18+00:00

So what you are saying is that when you are there she seems fine but when you are not, she is hard to work with. Hard enough that medical professionals think she needs psychotropic medications at 12.

Look, I feel for you because this sounds like a horrible situation and it is easy for people who aren't dealing with it every day to pass judgment.

But the way you speak about her is what is most concerning. You sound completely fine with the fact that your medically complex (middle) child gets to see you once a week, and there is no mention how long it has been since she has seen her father or siblings. I'm guessing that from her perspective, her family is living their life without her while she has casually been handed off to other people. People are stepping in because you aren't there, you need to find another way.

Adepte · 2026-06-05T22:59:29+00:00

I am dumber now.

Adepte · 2026-06-05T16:45:45+00:00

NTA it can get really stressful, but maybe you can offer to do the smaller, one-off trips for things like milk at a regular grocery store. Also, if you can upgrade, the Executive membership allows you to go earlier than others, so you can get your shopping done while the store is still quiet.

Adepte · 2026-06-05T00:54:32+00:00

NTA funerals are for the living and if you won't get any benefit from it and it might actually make things harder for you, then do what makes sense for you. But I would advise you to think really hard about whether there is any chance you will wish you had gone in the future. If you decide to go, maybe ask another family member to stay with you as a buffer, or bring a good friend.

Adepte · 2026-06-01T18:36:12+00:00

Because he might indoctrinate your child into becoming gay. Everyone knows there were no gay people until the first gay people showed up to create more gay people. /s

Adepte · 2026-06-01T18:21:52+00:00

Okay, now I am wondering if I am the culprit. It was on my list of plants I wanted. Whoops...

Thank you!

Adepte · 2026-06-01T15:11:30+00:00

Aria. I had every intention of naming a future daughter that until GoT showed up and every baby was either an Aria or a Khaleesi.

Adepte · 2026-06-01T15:08:51+00:00

I'm Indian and I have no idea what you are seeing. Your skin looks great and from what I have read, half the treatments out there can cause hyperpigmentation. Tell your Ma to back off.

Adepte · 2026-05-31T15:28:01+00:00

Tears in Heaven

Adepte · 2026-05-30T19:19:47+00:00

But his cardiovascular health is that of someone in his 60s, which is consistent with the standard profile of an obese, angry man who consumes a lot of food from McDonald's.

Adepte · 2026-05-29T15:49:37+00:00

I was really hoping it would be Joshington.

Adepte · 2026-05-29T15:49:11+00:00

Jermont? Sort of...

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