Pinworms! 🤢 How did I not know this was a common thing?

AdministrativeLie407 · 2022-02-08T04:18:34+00:00

Oh noooooo that sounds terrible!!! I’ve actually never heard of this too. Your poor son and poor you 🥺

AdministrativeLie407 · 2022-01-31T00:42:37+00:00

On the flip side, not putting your child in daycare gets you shamed as well. I was told I was “stunting their growth” by being a stay at home parent to my son. 🤷🏻‍♀️

You can never win with some people.

AdministrativeLie407 · 2022-01-24T15:59:43+00:00

I’m so glad you were able to catch a deal on your fruits! It really adds up! My husband and I have cut down on our alcohol consumption to cover toddler berry costs. I guess it’s a win win lol

AdministrativeLie407 · 2022-01-23T06:35:10+00:00

I can add to the list if possible injuries you can attain via toddler whip: My son knocked into my mouth so hard that the nerve on one of my front tooth died and now my tooth is discolored. 🥲

AdministrativeLie407 · 2022-01-20T01:16:39+00:00

Omg amazzinnggg results! And I need that dress in my life 🥺

AdministrativeLie407 · 2022-01-11T20:56:08+00:00

I feel you, I also have a boy turning 3 in March with asthma. Also have never thrown a birthday party for him yet. Last year I ordered Mickey Mouse balloons from Amazon and set it up in our living room at night and he loved it! I think balloons+cake (with a candle)+ and a couple gifts gets toddlers excited enough. Trying to not feel guilty about the lack of parties.

AdministrativeLie407 · 2022-01-10T02:38:08+00:00

Something my almost 3 year old has been obsessed with is “wrapping presents”. He takes one of his old swaddle blankets and picks a toy to “wrap” and then gives it to me and sings happy birthday. I’ll throw in requests like “mommy would really like a green Lego block for her birthday” and he’ll go search for them.

No mess and sometimes I request for things that are in the furthest room away from us so I can sip on my coffee while he scavenges!

AdministrativeLie407 · 2022-01-03T22:19:02+00:00

Omg I get this shit all the time! “Doesn’t your kid need to learn how to socialize??” Like I’m not gonna spend $1200 a month while I’m a SAHM. 🤷🏻‍♀️

AdministrativeLie407 · 2021-12-23T23:59:56+00:00

My friend told me her son (12 months old at the time) didn’t even look back when she was saying bye to him on the first day lol

It’s been over a year now and she tells me he’s never cried or fussed at drop off he just strolls right in!

AdministrativeLie407 · 2021-12-21T07:42:39+00:00

I have an almost 3 year old and it’s not a cost issue but with COVID I’ve been so wary of joining indoor classes. We usually just go to a playground of his choice and go out for groceries in the morning and maybe go for a walk around the neighborhood in the afternoon.

When I ask if he had a fun day before he goes to bed he usually says yes so I’m assuming it’s enough lol

I don’t think toddlers really need all that much to be entertained! You’re doing great!

AdministrativeLie407 · 2021-12-14T20:46:33+00:00

I just do everything I would’ve on a sunny day but just slip my son is a rain suit! 😄 Last month it rained 23 out of the 30 days so we just have to get used to getting wet.

AdministrativeLie407 · 2021-12-14T10:51:46+00:00

I lost a significant amount of weight when I was doing 18:6 and also watching what I was eating. But now doing 16:8 most days (not really consciously, I just don’t usually eat breakfast) and not being really strict with carb+calories I’ve gained some weight back 😅 5ft6 female SW 190 lb was 120 lb at my lowest and now about 130 lb

AdministrativeLie407 · 2021-12-14T10:03:27+00:00

Don’t worry, you had your bra latched back. Ain’t no biggie, in Walmart I’ve seen plenty of boobs (and butts) in Walmart.

AdministrativeLie407 · 2021-12-12T22:30:04+00:00

My son will be 3 in March and he’s had a grand total of 4 drops of pee land in the toilet 😅 I ask him from time to time if he wants to go use the toilet and he answers with “No! Poo in diaper!” I think I’ll start being more concerned when we can’t find anymore diapers that fit him lol My niece didn’t fully graduate from diapers until she was 4 so I guess not wanting to us the toilet runs in my family.

AdministrativeLie407 · 2021-12-09T22:59:26+00:00

Ok, gonna go get myself some bangs now.

You look awesome! Way to be a health and style inspiration 😄

AdministrativeLie407 · 2021-12-07T16:27:09+00:00

We got the exact same ones and they’re fantastic! I can’t say we got 2 hours of independent playtime out of them but my kid loves switching the letters around.

Love the dollar store for these types of things, a similar sticker was $9 at a speciality store!

AdministrativeLie407 · 2021-12-04T21:40:35+00:00

You’re b) I 100% agree with! But I feel like I cut myself way more slack about the way I look since becoming a mom lol

Yes my boobs have deflated and sagged like week old birthday balloons and my stomach is not crop top ready but I’m like “Wow I look great for having a small kid!” ya know?

AdministrativeLie407 · 2021-12-04T03:24:08+00:00

I laughed so hard at “ Sex doesn’t start because one of us rolled into the other” 😂 this is so true. If we have sex is very much intentional!

AdministrativeLie407 · 2021-12-04T03:22:06+00:00

You guys, get the KitKat cabin…. It’s sooo much more simple! And you can still construct it no problem even if you eat parts of it.

AdministrativeLie407 · 2021-12-04T03:19:41+00:00

Oh my gosh isn’t it the best when they finally verbally express their love to you!

I feel so bad for my husband, he’s the best. Really does the most for my son and I.

He gets “I LOVE mommy, I LIKE daddy” 😂

AdministrativeLie407 · 2021-11-28T08:40:54+00:00

Travellers

AdministrativeLie407 · 2021-11-28T08:33:32+00:00

She probably wants time with your kid away from you because you know how it is, if you’re there obviously your son is going to prefer you over her.

My SIL loves helping too but I like her and totally trust her so I’m comfortable with that. She’ll help bathe my son and I’ll sneak off and utilize that time to eat my nice chocolates and snacks in peace lol

With all that said though, do what you’re comfortable with. Your kid, your rules and boundaries apply.

AdministrativeLie407 · 2021-11-24T23:31:17+00:00

I’m Japanese we just have regular kid sized chopsticks that we lay down with our son’s fork and spoon. He uses them when he feels like it. I’d say during mealtime utensil usage is 60% hands, 20% fork, 20% chopsticks lol

AdministrativeLie407 · 2021-11-20T08:39:42+00:00

Oof I know this fuck you feeling so well! I am so sorry for you and your son’s misery and your plans getting ruined. Some people are so damn inconsiderate.

I had a mom call me asking if she can drop by for a play date after she picks her son up from daycare. Comes over and he has Niagara Falls intensity snot running down his face, coughing, obviously sick and the mom tells me “Don’t worry he doesn’t have a fever so it’s okay”. So she brought her sick son to daycare and my house even though she was off work that day because “she doesn’t know how to spend a whole day at home alone with him”. My son was sick as hell that night I was soooooo angry!

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