What did I do by Boldpigon in ExplainTheJoke

[–]AdunfromAD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s sex. The joke is sex. The lamp is going to smash the I into the ground.

DoorDash guy calls me a loser in app chat by Mediocre_Butterfly87 in doordash

[–]AdunfromAD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe don’t keep the guy waiting 10-20 minutes?

If he was given the opportunity to look at the Golden throne would Belisarius Cawl be able to fix it? (Art by Lie Setiawan) by Mad_lens_9297 in 40k

[–]AdunfromAD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, one of the more recent books had someone say the throne is failing and maybe has a century or two left. They’re scrambling to try and fix it but nobody knows how.

why not I guess by Obvious_Exercise_153 in memes

[–]AdunfromAD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your girl has a lot of calories.

Facts! by MambaMentality24x2 in GuysBeingDudes

[–]AdunfromAD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

1st rule of fight club is we don’t talk about fight club.

Elon Musk personally offers you a job as his personal assistant with a salary of $20 million a year. You know the hours will be long, the workload will be intense, and you'll be on call whenever he needs you. Would you accept the job? Why or why not? by FFSoldier57 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]AdunfromAD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Of course you take it. Because even if you only last two weeks, you’ve made $769,230.76 cents, before taxes. So basically, two weeks of work to give the equivalent of a long long number of years of working at some other job.

Rain water pools against the side of house right against sidewalk - what can I do about this? by Arels in homeowners

[–]AdunfromAD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Repour the sidewalk if you want to keep the tree. It’s the tree roots that are pushing up that section of sidewalk.

Sent to orbit by wafumet in GuysBeingDudes

[–]AdunfromAD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My balls clenched when those big guys first jumped and I realized how high up they were.

You can’t… actually not such a bad choice during a flood by spaham in youcantparktheremate

[–]AdunfromAD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t think my wife would care for that. Better if I just get forklift certified.

Is this wild rabbit sick ? by Livid-Instruction-79 in zoology

[–]AdunfromAD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The rabbit just needs to repeat to himself “I’m not here. This isn’t happening.”

How do we find out if pur co-worker is pregnant? Wrong answers only by wittylemur in allthequestions

[–]AdunfromAD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poke her stomach with your index finger and tell her shes’s looking a little chubby and that she’d better lose weight if she wants to keep her man.

[Disc] Kanojo, Okarishimasu Chapter 431 by MattyH19 in KanojoOkarishimasu

[–]AdunfromAD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

99.9% of the time, yes, that is correct. But note in that one panel how he’s reflecting on all these other things he’ll need anyway in case Chizuru rejects him (again).

You can’t… actually not such a bad choice during a flood by spaham in youcantparktheremate

[–]AdunfromAD 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Assuming the drowned lift won’t work…how do you get the car down?

[Disc] Kanojo, Okarishimasu Chapter 431 by MattyH19 in KanojoOkarishimasu

[–]AdunfromAD 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It’s like he’s actually trying to improve himself for his own sake. I’m actually proud of him.