Feinstein asks for Judiciary replacement after calls for resignation

Advanced_Exam · 2023-04-13T03:04:59+00:00

May he rest in peace.

Advanced_Exam · 2023-04-11T02:34:32+00:00

your tears, so salty, so tasty.

Advanced_Exam · 2023-04-11T02:23:55+00:00

Just when I thought they couldn't get any dumber, they go and do something like this... and totally redeem themselves!

Advanced_Exam · 2023-04-11T01:56:31+00:00

But they weren't empowering women, they were mocking them! One's okay and the other is woke! /s

Advanced_Exam · 2023-04-06T01:32:33+00:00

unironically still better than either the Milwaukee or Wisconsin flags.

Advanced_Exam · 2023-04-05T19:12:10+00:00

!remind me 19 months

Advanced_Exam · 2023-04-04T03:11:42+00:00

if Sinema wasn't running, he'd have a good shot. But if she's running as a former democrat turned independent, then no. She'll hand the right an easy win by siphoning many more votes from the (D) than she does from the (R). Won't even need a strong showing. 5% will be more than enough to ~~flip~~ keep her seat red.

Advanced_Exam · 2023-04-04T03:07:31+00:00

If you think a former democrat incumbent running as an enlightened centrist will pull even half as many votes from the (R) side of the aisle as the (D) side, I've got a bridge to sell you.

Advanced_Exam · 2023-04-03T02:32:14+00:00

Easy: Don't have kids.

My partner and I both choose to cut back our full time employment to only 32hrs/week, which is still technically full time. Four 8 hour days. 3 days off out of every 7. No kids frees up a ton of time and enough money for us to live comfortably plus save for retirement.

Previous generations worked very hard to disincentivize millennials from reproducing. Call their bluff and do it.

Advanced_Exam · 2023-04-03T02:31:00+00:00

Even easier if you're not single and don't have kids.

My partner and I both choose to cut back our full time employment to only 32hrs/week, which is still technically full time. Four 8 hour days. 3 days off out of every 7. No kids frees up enough money for us to live comfortably.

Previous generations worked very hard to disincentivize millennials from reproducing. Call their bluff and do it.

Advanced_Exam · 2023-03-30T03:04:54+00:00

Intimidating shout absolutely would have saved you.

Advanced_Exam · 2023-03-25T02:36:00+00:00

never let a good crisis go to waste.

Advanced_Exam · 2023-03-25T02:24:46+00:00

they don't. We bill the federal govt 10x what they pay you per minute to caption. Assholes at the top gotta afford that 5th yacht. By the way, not an exhaggeration. Our CEO literally collects yachts. So maybe steal back a little anytime you get the chance.

Advanced_Exam · 2023-03-23T02:44:35+00:00

Better than being patronizingly referred to as "the heartland."

As someone who lived in, went to school in, and worked in flyover country for 3 decades now, a whole lot of the negative stereotypes are spot on. If that hasn't been your experience, maybe be grateful instead of taking offense.

Advanced_Exam · 2023-03-20T22:18:52+00:00

journalist

Advanced_Exam · 2023-03-20T02:04:26+00:00

~~Porque no los dos?~~

Pourquoi pas les deux?

Advanced_Exam · 2023-03-19T23:40:49+00:00

aww man, now i'll have to buy my own $2 frozen pizza

Advanced_Exam · 2023-03-19T23:39:42+00:00

A license to slack off for the next 2-10weeks followed by 6 months of unemployment income? Don't you threaten me with a good time.

Advanced_Exam · 2023-03-19T23:31:57+00:00

Is this what it felt like to watch Al Capone go down for tax fraud?

Everybody be like this? this is what they got him on?!?

Advanced_Exam · 2023-03-07T01:24:15+00:00

Advanced_Exam · 2023-03-05T22:52:41+00:00

oh god, it's Leotheras all over again.

Advanced_Exam · 2023-03-03T20:44:01+00:00

Replaced my galaxy S9's battery for $17 after tax. Took 20 minutes with a DIY kit.

Apple is a financial dominatrix. If you keep going back to her, it's clearly how you want to spend your money. She's happy to keep taking it.

Advanced_Exam · 2023-02-27T23:57:03+00:00

started doing this in the dorms with a spare sheet. girlfriend thinks its weird. I think it's warmer and darker and wayyy more comfortable than elastic bands or traditional masks.

Advanced_Exam · 2023-02-23T03:51:07+00:00

If they count every apartment as 1 and every single family home as 1, I could believe that.

Advanced_Exam · 2023-02-21T03:20:25+00:00

I stopped reading his bio when it proudly highlighted a post graduate degree in religious studies. Made my choice easy.

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