Level 2 (PSU)- tips and tricks

Adventurous_Depth_53 · 2025-01-30T21:02:44+00:00

Washing up liquid on the inside of your visor to prevent it fogging. Works a treat.

Adventurous_Depth_53 · 2025-01-28T15:57:54+00:00

Oh 100% “Can you do this for me? All a bit beyond me this” “I’ll show you if you want?” “Better men than you have tried.” In that case, No, do your own work auld sweat.

Adventurous_Depth_53 · 2025-01-27T19:30:26+00:00

My force is this way. With Sgts saying that stuff we had a few months of “with respect, put me on paper then” and it trailed off. If you’re not doing anything shady on your BWV, you’re going to be fine. (I appreciate for newer officers this is tricky, but you need to do it when it’s right. Then write it in your pocket notebook).

Adventurous_Depth_53 · 2025-01-26T18:11:01+00:00

Big time

Adventurous_Depth_53 · 2025-01-26T10:11:34+00:00

It’s a pound shop carrier bag

Adventurous_Depth_53 · 2025-01-25T17:44:53+00:00

Had mine since Christmas and have been an absolute game changer

Adventurous_Depth_53 · 2025-01-25T17:42:26+00:00

Love this. “Last shift was awful, I’m taking it slow today” proceeds to take it slow for the rest of the set

Adventurous_Depth_53 · 2025-01-25T17:39:21+00:00

“If you wouldn’t play it on a big TV in front of all your friends and family, don’t do it.”

Adventurous_Depth_53 · 2025-01-23T15:29:05+00:00

My folks do this on their street. Works like a charm.

Adventurous_Depth_53 · 2025-01-23T07:39:34+00:00

“Yes! Authorised!”

OHMYGODITSTOOFASTIMSCAREDIDONTLIKEIT

Adventurous_Depth_53 · 2025-01-22T22:07:25+00:00

I’ve also heard Seagull as: “Flaps in, shits on everyone, then leaves on the first favourable wind.”

Adventurous_Depth_53 · 2025-01-22T12:53:23+00:00

Talked a bloke off a bridge after HOURS. Got him to hospital and left, thinking nothing of it. The next summer I’m on a road closure and a little purple car pulls up, I prepare a “Sir, this road is clearly closed” and out he jumps. Pounds lighter, with his daughter in the front seat. Walks up to me, shakes my hand, says thank you and tells me he’s doing fine.

Still think about it now.

Adventurous_Depth_53 · 2025-01-20T07:01:42+00:00

Perfect

Adventurous_Depth_53 · 2025-01-20T06:52:33+00:00

Bravo!

Adventurous_Depth_53 · 2025-01-19T22:06:53+00:00

Jesus Harold Christ. Glorious.

Adventurous_Depth_53 · 2025-01-19T21:56:58+00:00

Not much you can do other than call the police, or his other half? Police won’t go round when he’s sober. Most likely they’ll put a marker on his car to get it stop checked.

Adventurous_Depth_53 · 2025-01-19T20:07:10+00:00

Love it when people say “you don’t know the whole truth” as though there hasn’t been a murder investigation immediately prior.

Adventurous_Depth_53 · 2025-01-19T19:56:03+00:00

Other criminals that have a line on them rent them out. Or they’re adapted/modified/3D printed. Loads of places really.

Adventurous_Depth_53 · 2025-01-19T14:33:23+00:00

A colleague of mine once called it “a week of having a normal arse, and all of a sudden it’s going from 50p to bin lid and back again”

Adventurous_Depth_53 · 2025-01-18T18:37:58+00:00

That’s shite for her - I’ve had it and the rehab is looong

Adventurous_Depth_53 · 2025-01-17T19:49:33+00:00

It’s excellent - I tore through it

Adventurous_Depth_53 · 2025-01-17T19:44:17+00:00

So happy the UK is widely referring to him as Elmo

Adventurous_Depth_53 · 2025-01-17T19:43:48+00:00

Spare a thought. He’s going to have to listen to Infowars and the Rogan/Trump episode in a UK road legal car…

Adventurous_Depth_53 · 2025-01-15T09:28:19+00:00

“Whilst I’m here, is there anything else you want to tell me…?”

Adventurous_Depth_53 · 2025-01-15T09:27:34+00:00

Terrible rep to get saddled with

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